Corrupt A Wish Game! Version Two!

[green offline]

Granted, but it all sucks

I wish for nothing

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted. Because you wished for nothing, all existence ended around you. Nice job breaking it, hero.

I wish that my National French Contest score will be above a 90.

[matsumo itsu offline]

Granted but you forgot to put your name on it so it doesn't matter anyway.

I wish I had a legal million dollars locked up in a rocket proof vault that only I know the combination to.

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted. It's not fireproof, though, and the building it's in bursts into flames. Sorry.

I wish that I could come up with a good wish.

[yumiko27 offline]

Granted, but it is the only good wish you will ever come up with.

I wish that it was winter.

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted. Spring starts in one minute.

I wish that Digipen Institute of Technology was located in New York.

[Colinahscopy offline]

Granted. DigiPen's campus is now in one of the worst neighbourhoods of New York and eventually closes.

I wish for my Computer Science project to be done.

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted. Your hard drive fails, though, and you have no backups, forcing you to have to restart the entire thing.

I wish that Portal 2 would come out already, and be one of the best video games of all time.

[Stonecreek]

Granted, but then there's a power outage and you can't play it.

I wish allergy season was over already.

[Colinahscopy offline]

Granted, but now its monsoon season! (Hopefully you have umbrellas)

I wish for chocolate rain.

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted. The chocolate rain, however, is superheated and apparently acidic to all it touches, and you're allergic to it. Enjoy your burning, dissolving, and minor allergic reaction.

I wish Portal 2 would come faster.

[Colinahscopy offline]

Granted. You get the game faster, but you play through the game so fast that you don't know what happens.

I wish for lie-free cake.

[Tekirai offline]

Granted, but it's so full of truth instead that you realise that the cake is a lie is a lie and that's the truth and the truth is lies, so you melt.

I wish my eyes weren't so damn itchy

[mcj108 offline]

Granted, but you no longer feel an itch, but a sickness has infected you eyes and you eventually lose the ability to see in one eye.


I wish my laptop would render 3D animation in 1080p faster and play minecraft with no lag.

[matsumo itsu offline]

Granted but you someone steals your laptop

I wish my main computer was fast enough for minecraft on lowest settings.

[Stonecreek]

Granted, but then Minecraft 2 comes out, and you are sad because it won't run on your computer,

I wish someone would bump one of the drabble games (you don't even have to follow the prompt; I just want to see a new drabble!)

[ArgentDandelion offline]

(I am so tremendously flattered that you still remember and want people to participate in it, Stonecreek.)
Granted. However, the Drabble is ruined by the poster typing like an illiterate four-year-old.
I wish William could be washed with the darks. (dark clothing in the washing machine, in case you are not familiar with the context.)