Corrupt A Wish Game! Version Two!

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but the percentage increase to your skill is also applied to everyone else's.

I wish for war to end.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

Granted, now it has the chance to start all over again.

I wish for one Nightwing, please and thank you.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but then you die in a horrible cataclysm of fire, pain, and incomprehensible terror and he leaves you to suffer and comes to live with ME.

I wish Morgan Freeman was immortal so he can narrate things forever.

[MY85 offline]

Granted, but now he narrates things against homosexuality and promotes racism.

I wish auto-tuned songs to get banned from radio and tv.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but then people use it all the time in real life. And also Glee will suck.

I wish Justin Bieber was mute.

[MY85 offline]

Granted, but now he moves on to acting. To make matters even worse, he often gets nominated for GG/BAFTA/Oscar awards.

I wish people would stop talking about Justin Bieber.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but then the world's entire population of females from age 11 to 15 dies.

I wish I could think of a wish.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

Granted, now give me back my triple-jointed man.

I wish I didn't feel so sleepy.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. You will never sleep ever again. Have fun being a zombie.

I wish there was another day in the weekend.

[KayLenny#7 offline]

Granted, but now you have to work all week.

I wish more people liked the same music as me. :<

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but then you go deaf.

I wish for heat vision.

[Stonecreek]

Granted, but you suffer from perpetual sunburn on your face.

I wish for a bottle of Pepto-Bismol (or however it's spelled...)

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but the bottle is empty.

I wish the Super Bowl commercials were better.

[MY85 offline]

Granted, but all the commercials are related to stuff that is actually cool, but not appealing to the mainstream masses.

I wish Superbowl finals lasted less time.

[KayLenny#7 offline]

Granted, but the time saved is used to air Magibon videos. -shudders-

I wish my fat lazy cat would stop shedding all over my bed (without her dying).

[MY85 offline]

Granted, but now it pees all over your clothing.

I wish for my dog not to scratch my legs everytime it wants to go out to the park.

[Carth]

Granted! Now he whines.

I wish the next poster would do my Forensics project for me.

[KayLenny#7 offline]

Granted, but you get an F because your "project" was turned in as a blank sheet of paper.

I wish people were easier to convince of common sense. >.>

[MY85 offline]

Granted, but this only works when you speak the following languages: Afrikaans, Korean, Quechua and Russian. English won't work.

I wish I had a beer right now.

[KayLenny#7 offline]

Granted, but it's non-alcoholic.

I wish I had more chicken. Q_Q

[Tekirai offline]

Granted, but you get so much chicken you actually don't know what to do with it. And the amount just keeps growing and growing...

I wish a parcel I've been looking forward to for 2 months arrived already. >:|

[yumiko27 offline]

Granted, but the parcel is destroyed.

I wish that manga I ordered would hurry up and get here.

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted, but the manga suffers major shipping damage and is completely unreadable.

I wish that I could lose some weight.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. You lose it, but then you keep finding it again between the cushions of the couch.

I wish it wasn't snowing right now.

[Tekirai offline]

Granted; now it's hailing.

I wish I could find some useable copyright-free music for my film rgrgrgrgrg