The Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

[Carth]

This is a cute lil' game inspired by this here list- http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html . It details what evil overloards should do to prevent being...um, defeated in predictable ways. It's funny.

So, now, make up some of your own. They can be based around XANA, or any other supervillan you can think about. You can specify the supervillan if you wish. References to Legions of Terror, trusted lieutenants, and five-year-old advisors are encouraged. (Inside joke from the original list.)

Examples-

1. I will not make any sort of immensely vulnerable spot on my Legions of Terror.

2. I will not make this immensely vulnerable part larger than my enemy's head.

3. I will never, ever, EVER mark this immensely vulnerable spot with my own symbol. That's just a flippin' giveaway.

Those are all XANA.

Have fun, and continue from there.

[Reesane offline]

I will play cruel and unusal jokes on my subjects.

I will turn the chair in the ovel ofice into an ejector seat. (Of course, he wouldn't gain much altitude, but still...)

I will replace all of the calculators in the acounding department of wallmart with faluty ones which generate random numbers.

I will make D&D the national pass time.

I will dedicate a day to puns.

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I will not build another death ray.

I will not create a Mini-Me.

I will not end any sentences with "No Mr(s). _______, I expect you to die."

[DeadViolet offline]

I WILL KILL DARKEVANGELINE!!!!!
No, really, I will!!!

I will not make the skies all dark and crap. Yuck.

[Lani offline]

I'd brainwash everyone

I'd be so subtle that when I do take over the world, everyone would know that someone has taken over and that they're being watched all the time... but won't know exactly who.

I'd give all the kids in school a random day off.

I'd create red hair dye that actually WORKS. >/

I'd build a supercomputer ala Franz Hopper so if someone does find me out, I'd hide!

;D

[DeadViolet offline]

I'd stop Wars.

[Carth]

Uh...

The point of the game is, as the evil villan of some story, to create ways to get around weaknesses that heroes usually crawl through. Not to spew randomness that you'd do if you had ultimate power. Although randomness is good...just not here. Sorry...

(XANA) I will destroy all towers, creating just one personal one that sits right behind me at all times, to be activated at my will. Legions of Terror can only do so much.

[knifey offline]

(Mad scientist who works for the big bad villain) I will not reveal a way for the group of heroes, who are infiltrating the base, to get out of the trap via broadcasting it on live television that I thought was being recorded instead.

(Lord Recluse) I will send all my arbiter drones, which can kill any hero in one hit that always hits the opponent, toward Steel Canyon which will easily overpower Longbow's police drones cause their base is really puny compared to ours at Siren's Call.

This would make more sense if people played more CoH. But, the only person who does is Darky B, and he left. .__.

Are mine valid for the game?

[Carth]

Uh, yes. I wasn't trying to be a control freak, I was just rexplaining the rules...

(XANA) I will try and persuade Franz Hopper to seal the Keys of Lyoko in someone other than Aelita next time, because that Jeremie freak always wants to rescue her in some way or another...

[knifey offline]

It's okay. I just needed to know if my choices were valid cause I didnt' get the game 100% butnowIdo. 8D

(Darky B.) I will give valid reasons and proof why I dislike people when I shout out about why they aren't good people.

Don't kill me. Dx I'm joking here >>;

[Reesane offline]

I will force the hero to clean out the latreens with his tounge, THEN I will shoot him.

I will introduce the hero to Life the computer program. (If you get this joke, give youself a cookie.)

I will not, under any cercomstances, leave any of my necromacy books lying around.

[lyoko is great offline]

I will not fight school kids because they are too smart.
I will not make a A.I
I will blow up every army base in the world
I will kill Xana
I will turn William to the dark side.
That is all for now

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

I will not build air duct vents larger than nine square incles.

[Sithking Zero offline]

-If my trusted advisor that says that there may be a risk when the rebels are attacking my "Invincible" battle station, I will indeed run like hell. (Star Wars: Grand Moff Tarkin, Commander of the Death Star.)
-I will not imprison the scientist protagonist's girlfriend in my digital world. (XANA)
-If i do this, I will at least use my spies to force him to sleep, attend classes, and take care of his personal hygene. It'll take THAT MUCH LONGER for him to find a solution.(XANA)
-If this fails, find some hot chick to go out with him instead. As an added bonus, the hero's girlfriend might join me in anger! (XANA)
-I will make more monsters out of whatever it is that megatanks are made of. (XANA)
-I will put my eye logo on places that are absolutely impossible to reach, or I will make them in the wrong places. (XANA)
-I will create a monster that serves margaritas. It will also be equiped with enough weapons to annihilate Lyoko in one shot. (XANA)

[Reesane offline]

I shall provide good life insurence and helth care to my minions.

I shall not call my minions "minions", insted I will call them imployeys.

I shall have an army of lawyers on hand at all times.

I shall where a menicing looking robe. And have builit prof armor on underneath.

I shall learn to recognise all of the people who work directly for me.

[Gauntlet offline]

I would stop giving my minions ammunition that they don't even need, yet it's perfect for the protagonist's weapons.