Russian reversal

[Darkness Incarnate offline]

I thought it would be funny to see some lyoko themed Russian reversal jokes. Lets see what we can come up with. For those who don't know what russian reversal is here are a few links to help.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_reversal
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Russian_Reversal

[Tom Bone offline]

Well, what would we say? "On Earth *blah, blah, blah*" and then In Lyoko *blah, blah, blah*"?

[Darkness Incarnate offline]

it would be more like On lyoko you deactivate the towers in soviet russia tower deactivate you. That may be a bad one bad that the idea. I'd just want to see if anyone can come up with some good ones.

[Tom Bone offline]

On Lyoko, you kill monsters. In Soviet Russia, monsters kill you! (Was that good?)

[Jeremified offline]

On earth people kill crabs and hornets. On Lyoko Krabs and Hornets kill people!

Edit: This wasn't meant to be related to Tom Bone's post, sorry, just realized that.

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

Or should the template be "In/On Soviet Lyoko, *object* *verbs* You!"?

And is this an elaborate reference to Soviet constructionist film "Aelita, Queen of Mars"?

[Darkborn offline]

In Soviet Lyoko, Past return you!
In Soviet Lyoko, World controls Xana!

[Kita K. offline]

On Earth, sailors go overboard.
On Soviet Lyoko, Overboard go on a YOU!

, that was horrible...

[Tom Bone offline]

On Earth, XANA attacks you;
But in Soviet Lyoko, YOU attack XANA!

[Sithking Zero offline]

In Lyoko, Digital sea erases you.
In SOVIET Lyoko, You erase digital sea!

[Jeremified offline]

This is my favorite from Uncyclopedia:

In Soviet Russia, pet neuters YOU!!

[Darkborn offline]

In Soviet Reality, Yumi hates Ulrich

[YDV offline]

IN SOVIET LYOKO, MONSTERS FRAG YOU! D<

[Darkborn offline]

Doesn't that already happen?


In Soviet Lyoko, You Possess Xana!

[Colinahscopy offline]

in earth, you return to the past

in soviet lyoko, the past returns to you

[Reesane offline]

*Rose is working in the cafiteerea(sp) when XANA sends here a prank phone call...*

"Now, you serve lunch.
In 10 minuts, Lunch serves you!"

[matsumo itsu offline]

you vertilize(sp?) into lyoko.

in soviet lyoko.lyoko vertilizes(sp?) to you

[Carth]

On Earth, Odd tells awful jokes.
In Soviet Russia, awful jokes tell Odd. TO YOU!

On Earth, XANA controls William.
In Soviet Russia, we are similarly doomed. =D

[matsumo itsu offline]

in lyoko jermie(sp?) vertuilizes(sp?) the vehicals

in soviet lyoko:vehicals vertilizes Jeremie.

[Tom Bone offline]

Jeremie would be like: DON'T MAKE ME GO!!!!

On Earth, you eat crabs (seafood).
In Soviet Lyoko, Krabes (the monster) eat YOU!!