The Never-Ending Game Cheat

[Tekirai offline]

he will thank you by possessing Arsenal Gear and blowing everything up. He should then make <s>Raiden</s> you run around naked (while getting calls from Jeremie saying 'I need scissors, 61!!'). Do enough naked cartwheels (with no hands!) and you will...

LOLOLOL (a valid excuse for everyone to not let Tekirai play MGS2 ever again)

[Darkborn offline]

Thank the lord for Crack Cocaine. You will be eating Pasta with sausage when suddenly out of nowhere...Dr. Phil will come and tell you..

[Tom Bone offline]

That "it's okay to feel sad sometimes!" After he sees your confused look, he will...

[matsumo itsu offline]

punch you than...

[Darkborn offline]

Detective Jake Marshall will come and be all cowboy like, with his talking about the wild west, but he is actually from California. He gets punched in the face by..

[matsumo itsu offline]

you then you get a.....

[Darkborn offline]

Sword that is imbued with the power of Sausage Slaying +10. You go to the Land of the Weenies, only to find that the sword has no affect on these beasts from the Moon. Suddenly..

[matsumo itsu offline]

you find a rock that...

[Darkborn offline]

Does absolutely nothing! The Weenie Monsters then..

[Tom Bone offline]

then shoot oatmeal by the spoonfull at you. To block the oatmeal, you must...

[Darkborn offline]

Press Z or R twice. This will cause you to..

[Tekirai offline]

turn into Ema Skye, scream 'I HAVE A SCIENTIFIC OBJECTION!!ONE' and drown the Weenie Monsters in luminol. Then confetti will fly everywhere and you'll be transported back to Lyoko again. You should then...

(... I'll stop Phoenix-Wright-fangirling now. But ya gotta love Ema.)

[Tom Bone offline]

Run to a big rock shaped like a chicken. When you get there, press A + B to...

[Reesane offline]

... dance the chiken dance. Then the cast of Mythbusters will apear and....

[Stonecreek]

...substitute your reality for their own. Or something like that. This will naturally cause an explosion (this is the Mythbusters, after all) that will set off...

[Tom Bone offline]

a portal to open in midair causing Homesar to jump out. He will dance to (name an old song from the 70's)...

[FènéethxAelita offline]

... he wil then tell you to exject the disk from the GameCube/Wii and insert it into a PS3 conected through a network, you are then devirualized by Jeremy, but outside the factory, the world is in ruins and ruled by the chimera, an mixed person (me) approches the lyoko warriors and hands them some weapons, and they preceed to rid the earth of hostile chimera (yes, there are other friendly chimera) in less than a decade. Yes, the ENTIRE earth + a moon base (Aelita finds herself attracted to mixed boy, )...

[Gauntlet offline]

...After clearing out all of the chimera, Aelita proceeds to knock a certain mixed boy's teeth out (XD). After your hysterical laughing fit, you pick up one of his teeth only to find out...

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Chimera Chimera Chimera

You mean the ones from Tokyo Mew Mew?

... that it was infact not a tooth, but a solid crystal of sugar. after you eat the giant grain of sugar, you find yourself blessed wih the power of...

[Tom Bone offline]

Toast! Using this power you can shoot buttered toast at people! Hit a Krabe with one to...

[Wingnut offline]

...open a portal to the Plane of Eternal Toasting. Where you must...

[Reesane offline]

.... drop the One Slice of Bread into the toster of DOOM to defeat the Very Dark Setting Lord. You must then fly away in a(n)...

(Yeh, I've bean reading LoTR.)

[LadyLucy offline]

flying magick toaster and find the land of ever-lasting...

[Reesane offline]

.... fruitcake. There, you must...

[Wingnut offline]

...find the Guru no one has heard of and tell him to...