101 Unorthodox Uses for the Scanners

[Reesane offline]

I think this is prety much self explanetory....

1. Toster
2. Toster Oven
3. Furnetur restoration
4. Necromancy (In theory, at least.....)

[Sithking Zero offline]

5. Hiding place for the people you kill

[Carth]

6. Something to stare at...and stare at...and stare at...
7. A place to dance in peace.
8. Wind tunnel.
9. Free Kankrelats! La la la...(What? I want one for a pet.)

[Reploid CB]

10. A drink cooler.
11. A closet.

[Rudger offline]

12. A restroom
13. Garbage disposal
14. solitary confinement

[Reesane offline]

13. Microwave
14. Overly advanced turky baster
15. Cryopod

[Sithking Zero offline]

16. Place to bang head
17. place to practice your insturment of choice without annoying others
18. Instant salami!

[Kita K. offline]

"Scanning" things...hehehehe...

[Darkborn offline]

19: To use as a place to fart.

[Reesane offline]

20. Canner...

[Jeremified offline]

21. Tell enemies that it's a pituitary gland enhancer (LOOK IT UP GOSHDARN U) and virtualize them into digital void. Or if you really have a grudge, into Xanliam's evil lair.

[Reesane offline]

23. "Phone Both" for quick superhero change....

[Sithking Zero offline]

24) LBO: Large Blunt Object.

[Reesane offline]

25. Spam mail disposl.
26. Hair curler
27. Halloween costume

[Writing_Addict offline]

21. Tell enemies that it's a pituitary gland enhancer (LOOK IT UP GOSHDARN U) and virtualize them into digital void. Or if you really have a grudge, into Xanliam's evil lair.

I wonder if Xanliam even has a lair...if he does I can only imagine where. *evil grin* *you hear echoed yells of "SAVE ME" from my mind*

22. Throw you dead computers in there and send them to the void...

[Aurabolt offline]

23: Storage Closet.
24: Makeshift medical facilities (Let me examine you, Aelita... )
25:Direct Teleportation from one scanner to another.

[YDV offline]

26. Considering there's a slight loophole in the space-time continuum inside them, you could technically have a gigantic house party inside one of them.

>>;

<<;

*disappears*

[Reesane offline]

33. Emergency ecape pod to jamca.
*ducks tomatos*

[Carth]

34. Emergency escape pod FROM Jamaica. HAH.

35. Place to hide the bodies.

[Tom Bone offline]

36. They look kinda like round canoes. 'Nuff said.

[Chiquita offline]

36. They look kinda like round canoes. 'Nuff said.

does metal like that even float? *wonders*

[Sithking Zero offline]

You'd have to talk to TB3 and the Lyokologists if Exertanium (the material that comprises the scanners and a good chunk of the supercomputer) floats.

[TB3]

You'd have to talk to TB3 and the Lyokologists if Exertanium (the material that comprises the scanners and a good chunk of the supercomputer) floats.

The metal itself wouldn't float, but if that were the case with ships, then the Titanic wouldn't have even reached the iceberg.

Theoretically you could use the scanners as canoes, if you floated them with the doors facing up and all the pipes and ports in the top and base sealed.

37: WMD

[Rudger offline]

38: Clone wars. That's all I have to say.

[Tom Bone offline]

39. Turn it into a makeshift one-man rocket.