What if?

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Okay! Really fun game called what if?

What you do is you give a scenario of a weird or wacky problem/thingie, and then try to give a neven weirder and wackier response! And if this thread sinks to the bottom of the page, then you won!

And Yes, I know it sounds familiar. But I used the search engine and went through all the pages of the game section and didn't find it.

(c)FSP

Coz everyone's doin' it now...

What if... The LF underground got together?

[Reesane offline]

They will unleash a never ending torent of raw sewage upon those who diss CL!

What would happen if XANA unleashed a never ending torent of raw sewage upon LF?

[I Love Yumi offline]

We would mutate into giant rats.

What if imoticons took over LF, made every user a slave to their will, and threw random objects at Erynn?

[knifey offline]

Erynn would kill them all 'cause she's Erynn. Not to mention I would die before I became a slave to a freakin' emoticon. (I hate them)

What if the forum really was absorbed into an Azumanga Daioh forum like how TB3 predicted. o_O

[I Love Yumi offline]

We would all go crazy and eat paper.

What if AngelBolt became a talking, purple elephant that likes to eat other users?

[Skysong offline]

No one would be surprised. Worried, but not surprised.

What if all the mods were AWOL for a week?

[I Love Yumi offline]

This place would fall apart like the Great Wall of China if it were destroyed by a nuclear missile.

What if Sissy was real and took over the solar system with an army of perfume bottles?

[Reesane offline]

Then I would move back home. (other sidde of the galaxie!)

What would you do if LF was taken over by deap fried psyco chikens who shouthed "Hans shot fist!" 24/7?

[Kita K. offline]

Probably leave.

What if a giant green polka-dotted lion-bird ate Erynn?

[I Love Yumi offline]

I'd make AngelBolt be the new administrator.

What if fried turkeys came back to life in our stomachs and punched our internal organs until they swelled up?

[Reesane offline]

I'd blam it on my next door nabor, a necromancer.

what if your next door nabor was a necromancer?

[I Love Yumi offline]

I would whack them with a very specific dictionary.

What if you had meat vision?

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

I would eat steak!

What if someone mixed a spork with a knife?

[I Love Yumi offline]

They would eat macaroni with a knife.

What if napkins were used as quarters?

[ji45ojperjfenfpen offline]

Then you wouldnt be able to throw them in lakes like you do normal quarters because they would get all squishey.



What if you got skinny from eating junk food and fat from eating healthy food?

[Insanity Hero offline]

Then the world would spin backwards.

What if a band of chickens formed an army?

[Delritho offline]

They already tried, but KFC put a stop to that plan.

What if....I came up with a good what if question?

[Rudger offline]

I'd go on a diet and lose 250 pounds.

What if moonscoop asploded?

[SnIp3r_WoLf offline]

We would force them to still keep CL on the air!

What if I never joined LF?

[ji45ojperjfenfpen offline]

Then you wouldn't have became other LF members' friend.


What if you could make one wish?

[LadyLucy offline]

I would live in LA with Anthony.

What if the Phantom of the Opera was real?

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Then christine woul be a preppy little sparke hing whi was completely ditzy and was able to add verbal exclimation points to every sentence and the actualy singing voice was a tall large girl named perdita whose real name ws Agnes who is running away from witches wanting to return her to a paralell universe similar to sweden and the phantom would be a mentally retarded janitor.


I love Terry pratchett books...


What if... MR. Rodgers came to life an showe up at your door?

(Oh god... I was thinking about this and what if a creepy doorbell rang just then as you read it, and then BAB signed on on MSN messenger and it's a doorbell sound and... Oh my god... *Dies*)

[Ulrich's lil bro offline]

OMG! Mr. Rodgers! ........................... This user is no longer available.........

What if... you accidentaly hit a metal handle that forced open a small storage with a pinball that rolls down a ramp, hitting a switch that makes a wood thingie knock over a bunch of dominoes making a humongous Bowser shaped head on the floor? (Ya know, from Mario. *plays theme song*)

:evil laugh:

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

... then I'd go all Aeris on you and Hit you on the head.

Like Aeris an Leo!

what if VGCats showed up at your back oor and started a checkers tournatment with Mr rodger's corpse?

[Tom Bone offline]

I would close that door without a thought.

What if Aelita got a pet cobra?