Excuses for Williams Absence!

[ODDCHEEZY offline]

Bed time story:

William:Mommy tell me a story.
Mom: OK... Once upon a time there was a sweet, handsome little boy.He had special powers that could take him to a special magical world. In this world were his five friends and many strange beasts. Most were very evil. "they tried many times to stop the monsters from hurting the locals and destroying their world. They always succeeded but only time will tell if they truly win in the end.

*William gets out of bed and walks to the kitchen and bands a pot against his head. they took him to the hospital but apparently he had lost all mental brain function.*

*not very funny but still took me forever to come up with

[sentai offline]

Solid Snake thought he was a criminal

Samus used her Zero-Beam

cursed by orochimaru

itachi uchiha treated him to the fun of the mangyeku sharringgan

got caught in the middle of a Naruto Rasengan, and Sasuke Chirdori

all while being mugged by the skipazowa (Can never remember how to spell it)

[ODDCHEEZY offline]

Was eaten by my German teacher.

My dog ate William.

[sentai offline]

He Drowned

Came back to life got chopped in half

drowned again

and froze to death in siberia

[Reesane offline]

Cthulhu ate him.....

[Malkmusian offline]

He saw himself dancing in his x-ray gingham dress, being threatened and under his dress.

[ODDCHEEZY offline]

He saw his face in the mirror and died.

[ginolyoko12 offline]

The Angry Monkey Show scared the crap out of him

[ODDCHEEZY offline]

Franz Hopper looked at him and he died on the spot.He never had a chance.

[sentai offline]

the pokemon darkrai uses dark void on William while palkia is destroying his reality

[Harold22 offline]

A inter-dimensional vortex opened above him and he got pulled into the 4th dimension where it is exactly the same except everybody has cowboy hats stuck to their heads.

[SilverPrince offline]

It's all very simple.

One day, William was stalking Yumi- er... studying diligently in his room, far away from Yumi, when flying pink ninjas attacked, then captured him and sent him to a secret prison in northeastern Latvia. There he was tortured horribly with reruns of Barney and forced to eat seven year old fruitcake. One day he finally escaped and and ran from Latvia, not knowing where he was going. However, he ended up breaking the laws of physics when he wandered into a laboratory somewhere in Russia and ended up in Argentina in 1957. He promptly refrigerated himself, telling them to unfreeze him when the right date came around.

However, it would seem they have forgotten.

[ODDCHEEZY offline]

He was found in the bathroom. With the revolver. And was killed by Mr. Green. Sherlock told me this.

[sentai offline]

no, no, no, no you guys got it all wrong, hes auditioning for american idol, and simon is in love with him

[ODDCHEEZY offline]

Ew. No. I just got off the phone with him. he's vacationing in the Bahamas. He's too pale and he wanted a tan.

[sentai offline]

Darth Vader is training him since Luke won't join

[ODDCHEEZY offline]

I'm keeping him in my friend's basement

[ninja_ulrich offline]

what the characters would say if jim asked them where William Dunbar is

Odd: Well he ate to much and is at home sick
Ulrich: Don't care
Jeremy: He's away on holidays with his parents
Yumi: Well i don't know sorry jim.
Aelita: He's at home sick i think
William: right here Jim?

What the characters would say if an F.B.I investigator asked them where William Dunbar is

Odd: William Dunbar.. He was transfered to a special school
Ulrich: Hmmf William Dunbar. Don't care to be honest
Jeremy: Ok ok you caught me. William is in a virtual world called lyoko. Come with me i'll show you. (i'll just use a RTTP when i get there)
Yumi: I don't seak english sorry.
Aelita: F.B.I *runs away*
William: Um your talking to me.

[yumi_shinoda offline]

Jeremie:Xana's here again!
Yumi : ?
Ulrich: Cos William's absent.
Odd : No, I think he's sick or something after eating too much
Jeremie: ..... Shh, Jim's here

Jim: Did anyone saw William?
All : Err....
Odd: He's down with food poisoning
Yumi: He has something on
Ulrich : He's in the loo

Jim: ?? ( He's really suspicious on the four of our Lyoko warriors)

[TheLQ offline]

If someone asked where he is:

He's Gone.
Gone Where?
In the digital sea, fighting for xana.
*looks suspiciously at them* What?
The digital sea is the water that kills anybody that falls into it.
Where is this "digital sea"?
Lyoko.
Lyokowhat?
Lyoko.
Huh?
Nevermind.

[ODDCHEEZY offline]

If asked where he is Jeremie would say...

"Well he's on lyoko and there's this computer virus..."

3 hours later...

"Did you catch all that?"
Questioner:"... You made that up and waisted air which is killing the trees! That's sooo totally not cool man!"*Hippy walks off*

[Reesane offline]

FBI Agent: "Do you have any leads on the dissaperence of William Dunbar?"

Me: "Well, sir, it all started on the night I left my grandfathers edition of the Necronomicon lying around where any hapless fool could find it. Now, William just happened to find it sitting there in the rec room.....

*45 minutes latter*

.... And that's when the Shoggoth dragged him through the portal to R'lyeh."

FBI Agent: *Stairs Blankly*

Me: *Is dragged off to the Loony Bin.*

[ODDCHEEZY offline]

Point in two different directions and say ‘He went that way.’ (I’m actually bad about doing this at school. Both to my friends and new students. )

[Harold22 offline]

He won in a game of D & D with XANA and he didn't like losing. You dont want to know what XANA did to him when he reached level 18....

Hes in your fridge eating your cheese.

His name is William Dunbar. He had an accident and woke up in 1973. Is he mad, in a coma, or back in time? (Life on Mars. Watch it.)

[Carth]

He is not only in your refrigerator eating your cheese, but he is also drinking your milk...RIGHT OUT OF THE CARTON. BAD WILLIAM. D:

He went to the loony bin. I can't believe you didn't guess that.