Lyoko Freak Code Lyoko Caption Contest Returns! (New Rules)

[Kamekai offline]

#1) "It's got all the latest features! Text messaging, voicemail, photos & video, voice recording - Oh, what's this? It even has a recording of Jim singing in the shower! "

#2) "Alright, now step slowly out of the car... Yes, that's it. Now tell me, do I have anything in my teeth?"

#3)"No, no, a little to the left. A little more... No, your other left! Now a little to the right, and..."

BONUS) "Hey, hey! My eyes are up here, buddy!

[JesusFreak offline]

1. Odd: Aelita, look at this new phone I got you. It has text messaging internet access, and this odd button with a 5- pointed shruiken. Wonder what it does.
Ulrich: Uh-oh...
*Odd presses the button and 70 ninjas armed with dual Katanas blow through the roof

Ninja: I TOLD YOU JIMMY, STOP USING THE NINJA WHISTLE!!!

*Ninjas beat Odd to a pulp.*

A: you stole that phone, didn't you?

O: *whimpers*



2: Kongre: Fish aren't yer friends OR yer food! GOT THAT?!


3. William: Gaze upon me and despair Lyoko Warriors! Bathe ye in my general proximity!

Odd: should I tell him he's just a larger immobile target yet Einstein?

Jer: Wait for it....


Bonus. Cat: My face! what did you do to mah face?!

[Kamekai offline]

lol, for that William one, I wanted to put the script in that Photo Printer commercial with that boy about to do a cannonball in the water, you know the one, and he's suspended in midair, saying something about waiting for his mom to print the photo? Sadly, I couldn't find the lines or video anywhere. v_v

[Malkmusian offline]

#1:

Odd: Aelita, look at what I have. It's Steve Jobs' new invention: an iPhone that's pink!

Aelita: If Steve Jobs is that smart, why doesn't he actually make something good and cheap for once?

Odd: He did! It's just the plastic shell, but it works like a charm!

Aelita: ...like when you had bad luck! (laughs sarcastically)

(Odd cries and throws a tantrum)

#2:

Yumi: Hello...

Monster: Oh, my! It's the evil monster from my nightmares: the main character in Memoirs of a Geisha!

(Monster runs away)

Yumi: Don't run away!!! You confused me for...oh, well. Time to load back up on the Skid, where I'll eat the rest of my food.

#3:

William: Look at what I'm doing, Jesus!

Jesus (off-screen): Oh, no, you don't copy me!

(Jesus devirtualizes William and rises up in the air. William comes back, however, and rises in the air)

William: Throw your hands in the air, homies!

(People cheer)

#Bonus:

Tekairi: Oh, my! The cat's going to cut my neck, my skull, and my brains! He's the cat of evil!!

(She runs around, yelling "Evil!!!" and breaking things, including the arms of Venus De Milo)

Cat: What? I love my owner!

[Stonecreek]

#1

Odd: Everyone watch now, as the amazing Odd displays his bottomless stomach by eating Jim's cell phone! *starts devouring it*
Aelita: So, how does it taste?
Odd: I'd rather not talk about it.

#2

Yumi: Hah, you blinked! I win the staring contest!
Kongre: But I don't even have eyelids! I can't blink!
Yumi: Would you rather have a fan through your forehead?
Kongre: *shakes head no*
Yumi: Good, now shoo!

#3

William: Alright, just need to spread my legs, position myself correctly, and drop down. Instant gratification!

(It was so hard to keep this one forum-friendly...)

Bonus pic

The last thing to paparrazzi photographer saw was the enraged feline jumping out of Britney's purse.

[Carth]

#1

Not to be disenhearted at the negative reactions of his tangerine, Odd now spends his time singing to cellphones instead.

#2

Kongre: Hey, buddy, howzit goin. Y'know, I just happened to check the PH levels that you pulled and THEY ARE INCREDIBLY HIGH. Not good. Fix it or i'm gettin a lawyer. Ok, bye. *swims away*

Yumi: ...not again ._.

#3

Radio: "Now raise your arms high up now, and streeeetch them out, you should be feeling this stretch in your shoulder muscles, now flip over onto your head..."

Bonus:

Cat: "I sweer, it was deeees beeeeg!"

Don't get #2? Neither do I. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iaHOup0vgQ

[Mewberries151]

*snickers*

Caption 1:

Odd: "Oh yeah! I love this ringtone! *starts singing along* <i>Hello little boys, little toys</i> *dances around* Look at me! Sign me up for the next RAZR commercial!"

Caption 2:

Kongre: *creepy voice* <i>I <u>see</u> yoooouuuu...</i>

Caption 3:

William: "You put both hands in. You put both hands out. You put both hands in...and you shake them all about!"

Bonus:

Unfortunately, nobody warned the new photographer to make sure his flash was off...

[Ghost Guest offline]

Pic #1

*Odd shows the inside of his sleeves* Nothing here, nothing there. Abracadabra, 1, 2, 3 and all that crap. Ta-da! *cell phone pops out in his hand*
*applause*
Odd: And now for my next magic trick, would my assistant please join me?
*Aelita shows up in a leotard*
Jeremie: I can't believe it, Odd asks her to wear a leotard in front of the whole school and she gladly accepts. But I buy her a negligee and she doesn't speak to me in three weeks!
Ulrich: You WERE planning to film her with a hidden webcam.
Jeremie: But she didn't know that!

Pic #2

Kongre: Prepare to be surprised. *Steps back and joins a lineup of others Kongres and Rekins*
Yumi: *gasp*
Monsters: *singing and dancing*
Under the sea
Under the sea…

Pic #3

William *to an army of Xana's monsters*: Now let’s practice our new and totally original salute. Heil Hitler! I mean, Xana. Heil Xana. Darn it! Let’s try it again…

Bonus Pic:

Some Mexican farmer *points at kitty*: ¡El Chupacabras!
Tekirai: What? No, that’s just my ca…
*cat starts sucking random goat*
Tekirai: Oh what do you know… Well, that explains the horns I found in the litter box this morning…

[Tekirai offline]

ZEES KAWNTEHST EES NAO KLOHSED!

Hoo boy. I'll judge it in a while- left a 2 week long project until the last minute. |<;; Try not to post after this so I can delete this one and then post the results when they're done.

EDIT: KAMEKAI OBVIOUSLY CANNOT READ. :< I didn't have enough time to judge this- like I said, I take ages judging these. The project took too long. Results WILL be done tomorrow.

[Kamekai offline]

lol you, too? I've got a friggin 700 word essay due on... Friday. >_>

[Tekirai offline]

Yeahhh, it took a WHILE to get that project done.

Well, I absolutely love hosting these, but hate judging them. I take ages to do it and I usually go wrong somewhere. I probably won't do another one for a while. Here's some input from Custard-chan (the handsome kitteh in the bonus) to get you warmed up for the results.

xscvvvvvfvvvvvvvvv bnmvvvvvvvv

OK LET'S GO~ (no number ratings because I’m a lazy spoonface plus I’m stingy with marks :<)

REGULAR SCORES:

Pic 1

Stonecreek – lolololololol
Ghost Guest – O RLY?
Malky – True. |<
Carth – Singing to fruit is the new disco.
Kamekai – ... I don’t want that phone anymore. :X
JesusFreak – Ninja no use cellphone todays. Ninja use internets and slugmail...
Mewberries – *doesn’t get it* |D ?
yumi ulrich – Pink is his colour next to purple. Meow.


Pic 2

Mewberries - ;_; *flee*
Ghost Guest - HOLY HELL DISNEY GEDDIT AWAY GEDDIT AWAY Dx *flees again*
Carth - Good, but without the reference nobody would really get it unless they knew the quote well. ._.
Stonecreek – Seemed a little... too plain. I dunno.
Malky – The way you ended it spoiled it a little. Food? :\
JesusFreak – LOLI HAET U TT_TT *throws fish+chip supper at JF and flees yet again*
Kamekai – Toothbrush sayz hai.
Yumi ulrich – Deja vu... for the 100th time. o_o


Pic 3

JesusFreak – I just really liked this one. xD
Malky – Human is evolving! Religion pressed the B button. Human stopped evolving. Still lulzy.
Ghost Guest – Godwin’s Law, oh noes!
Mewberries – The Hokey-Cokey makes everything better~
Carth – Cute, but there were better caps. :<
Stonecreek - :O
Yumi ulrich – Billy no like heights.
Kamekai - *yawns*


Bonus:

Ghost Guest: ...win. The mental image of my cat sucking a goat = epic lulz.
Stonecreek: I want a purse with a cat innit. I liked this one. <s>Although Tekirai is sexier than Br</s> WHO WANTS CAKE
Carth: NOOOO IT WAS BIGGER
Mewberries: Hehe. Ironically, I think the flash WAS on at the time. o_O;;
Malky: 8.5 Not bad. Could have been portrayed better.
JesusFreak: Almost, but not quite. HE ruined MY face. xD;;
Kamekai: Not really that good. :<
yumi ulrich: ;_;


OVERALL REGULAR:

Ghost Guest +8 (*staaaaaaaaaaarre.*)
Stonecreek +5 (*staaaare.*)
Carth + 3
Malky +3
JesusFreak + 3
Mewberries +3


SPECIAL

Funniest:

Carth (#2)
Mewberries (Bonus)
Stonecreek (#1)

Random:

Carth (#1, #2)
Malky (#2, #3)
Mewberries (#3)


Sick:

Stonecreek (#2, #3) ... nobody else really did sick ones... -_-;
Ghost Guest (#1)
Malky (Bonus)


OVERALL SPECIAL:

Carth +6
Stonecreek +4
Malky +3
Ghost Guest +2
Mewberries +2


NEGATIVES:
<s>-9999 to ANYONE who spelt my name wrong for the 849579207th time
-20 to Ghost Guest and Stonecreek because I felt like it >_> <_< oh fine</s>
NO NEGATIVES YOU'RE ALL SO WONDERFUL~ ;3


OVERALL THIS ROUND:

<s>Tekirai +1,000,000,000,006</s>
Ghost Guest +10
Stonecreek +9
Carth +9
Malky +6
Mewberries +5
JesusFreak: +3

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OVERALL SCORES

1. Ghost Guest (aka ese mae) (47)
2. Stonecreek (45)
3. Tekirai (35) D:
4. Carth (22)
5a. Malky (20)
5b. Mewberries151 (20)
7. Blue Armor Boy (7)
8. JesusFreak (6)
9. Ulrich's lil bro (4)
10a. MakeYourself (3)
10b. Narikii (3)
10c. Reesane (3)
13. Izzeban (2)
14. Lyoko is Cool (-1)

NOW I WILL CATCH UP ON GHOST GUEST AND STONEY SO I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND EAT YOUR CHILDRENS BUAHAHAHA [/caps r kul] *exits by crashing through the other window*

*I've bound to have messed up somewhere. Point it out if you find anything.
**Also, please ignore the fact that I didn’t properly comment on more than half of the captions, due to lack of common sense at the given time. Eat moar fish.

[JesusFreak offline]

I'm in 8th Place now! I'm getting better

*starts thank you speech*

I'd like to thank Carth for helping me persevere, Tekirai, Carth And Jeremified for giving me these posts, Monty Python for inspiration- *gets the Hook*

[Carth]

I CAN HAS A POINTS??

*cheers*

Uh, anyone want to do the contest? Cause if no one claims it in the next hour, it's mine again

[Ghost Guest offline]

*waits almost an hour to create suspense*

I'd like to. Just give me time to choose the pics and stuff.

EDIT: There ya go.

Número Uno
II
▲
Bonus Pic

The guy on the floor is David Beckham, the one in the back is Landon Donovan and the other one is Fernando Salazar (apparently).

Deadline: Next Friday.

[JesusFreak offline]

!. Yumi: Jeremy, help us! William's worried that the Leprechauns will come to take him away and he won't stop using spectre powers on 'potential Hiding places!'-WILLIAM, STOP BEATING UP THAT POST OR SO HELP ME I WILL DRIVE YER SMOKEY REAR ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE FACTORY WITH MY FOOT! *whispers to the phone* see?


2: Odd: I'm building my Class rep Empire on Rock and roll! And seconds at the lunchroom! Vote for me people! WOOHOO!


3: Jim: Ooooh, I'mm sho shcary! oooh-

Christopher M'bala *offscreen*: Dude. I'm not three anymore. I know that you aren't scary

*Jim Comes through Door*
Jim : Lights out Chris-Who are you?!

C: Uh-oh...


Bonus: Dave: Advanced Kidney breaker style! HOOYAH!

[Malkmusian offline]

#1:

Yumi: Yes, Mike Muir? Can you take me away from this stalker that's been following me and telling me that Trent Reznor's God?

#2:

Odd: Oh, yeah! I'm the greatest in the world!

Aelita: In what?

Odd: Disliking you.

Aelita: WHAT?!

Odd: Just kidding! I'm the greatest at playing Beefheart! My mom got me this awesome album!!

Aelita: Looks weird. You are weird.

Odd: No, you are!

(Aelita's mouth widens as she screams like Daniel Johnston)

#3:

Odd (off-screen): Wanna see something?

Jim: Mmm...yeah...okay.

(Odd unzips his pants and pulls something out of his pockets)

Jim: (2 octaves higher) WOW!!!!!!

#Bonus:

Last night, at the soccer game, some dude kicked a soccer player is the butt. The dude was arrested and sent to jail for life while the soccer player has plastic surgery on his butt to save it. Otherwise, the soccer player has to marry Beckham. Ha-haaa....

[Tekirai offline]

#1

Yumi: How much longer are you guys gonna be?! The William clone keeps walking up to hookers and old people asking them for Pokemon cards and people are starting to get creeped out.
William: BUT BUT BUT PLZ I RLY NEDZ DEM BAAAAAD PLZ PLZ PLZ I GIV U JAP GURL OVER THER 4 1 D:
Person: o_O

#2

Odd: Woooooo! I can pick two peoples' noses at the same time, and- aww, Einstein! Standing up is cheating!

#3

Jim: It's JIM TIME! *takes off belt*
Jeremie: No, Jim! NO!!

(... go to Encyclopedia Dramatica and look up Goofy Time if you haven't heard of this meme. >_> <_<)

BONUS!!1one

WITTY CAPTION HEAR
Ball: I've seen grass do better caps than you.
Your mom.
Ball: My mom was a 5ft tall metal box of needles and gears.
...
WITTY CAPTION HEAR AND THIS ONE HAS GYPSIES!
Ball: -_-

[Carth]

Hahaha you are quite evil. Whatever. Next one is all myun.

#1

C!Willie: Yumi.
Yumi: I've told you a million times, William, i'm on the phone.
C!Willie: But I have a question!
Yumi: I said not right now!
C!Willie: Please?
Yumi: No.
C!Willie: Please?
Yumi: No.
C!Willie: Please?
Yumi: No.
C!Willie: Please?
Yumi: Ah, fine, fine, what's yer dang question?
C!Willie: ...I really like corn.
Yumi: ...
C!Willie: What's corn?

#2

Odd: Thank you. Thankyouverymuch.
Aelita: <_<_> *chomps finger*

#3

Jim: Hey! Who here is running an all-night Futurama marathon...WITHOUT ME?

# PEANUT

Beckham: BOOT TO THE HEAD! BOOT TO THE HEAD! BOOT TO THE- BOOT TO THE- BOOT TO THE HEAD!

[Stonecreek]

#1

Yumi: William, can't you see I'm on the phone?
William: I see you, but you're not 'on' the phone. It's sorta next to your ear, though.
Yumi: *facepalms*

#2

Jeremie: Odd, don't you know it's rude to point at people?
Odd: I told you already, this is my new way of picking a date - closing my eyes and pointing in random directions.
Aelita: So why are you pointing with both fingers?
Odd: Well, last time, I landed on Herve, and I decided options were a good thing at that moment.

(Going with the Richard Nixon line "I am not a crook!" is just too obvious here, so I'm not using it. But I considered it...)

#3

Jim: Whoa! I just had the scariest dream. I was this P.E. teacher at this French boarding school, and I was hooked up with...
Rosa (off-screen): *Yawns* Get back to sleep, Jimbo. I need my furry blanket to keep me all snuggly and warm at night.
Jim: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Bonus pic

Beckha,m: I lost my contact, and you're gonna help me look for it, even if I have to kick you in the spleen to do so! HI-YA!
Fernando: ARGH! *crumples to the ground*
Landon: I'm just gonna stay outta this...

[Ghost Guest offline]

So I guess the contest is now closed. I'll be posting the results in... well, today hopefully.

[Jeremified offline]

;_; Aw man, I just got a good idea for #1. Can I post it anyway? >D

Yumi: Okay Jeremie, I'll meet you there ASAP.
William clone: What is that thing you're talking into?
Yumi: (...) Okay, now you're just playing dumb.
William clone: What do you mean?
Yumi: You've used a cellphone before, you dumb little... Jeremie, while you're on the line, is there any chance at ALL that your William clone will get smarter?

[Yumi Ulrich offline]

OVERALL THIS ROUND:

<s>Tekirai +1,000,000,000,006</s>
Ghost Guest +10
Stonecreek +9
Carth +9
Malky +6
Mewberries +5
JesusFreak: +3

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OVERALL SCORES

1. Ghost Guest (aka ese mae) (47)
2. Stonecreek (45)
3. Tekirai (35) D:
4. Carth (22)
5a. Malky (20)
5b. Mewberries151 (20)
7. Blue Armor Boy (7)
8. JesusFreak (6)
9. Ulrich's lil bro (4)
10a. MakeYourself (3)
10b. Narikii (3)
10c. Reesane (3)
13. Izzeban (2)
14. Lyoko is Cool (-1)

NOW I WILL CATCH UP ON GHOST GUEST AND STONEY SO I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND EAT YOUR CHILDRENS BUAHAHAHA [/caps r kul] *exits by crashing through the other window*

*I've bound to have messed up somewhere. Point it out if you find anything.
**Also, please ignore the fact that I didn’t properly comment on more than half of the captions, due to lack of common sense at the given time. Eat moar fish.[/quote]


Hay! Why wasn't me on the list Yumi Ulrich *runs to my bedroom an starts crying*

[Ghost Guest offline]

Pic 1

1) Tekirai (3 points)
2) Malky (2 points)
3) Stonecreek (1 point)

Pic 2

1) Carth (3 points)
2) Tekirai (2 points)
3) Stonecreek (1 point)

Pic 3

1) Stonecreek (3 points)
2) Tekirai (2 points)
3) IMMA FREAKY FO' JESUS (1 point)

Bonus Pic

1) Stonecreek (3 points)
2) Carth (2 points)
3) IMMA FREAKY FO' JESUS (1 point)

Funniest

1) Stonecreek (Pic 3, 3 points)
2) Tekirai (Pic 3, 2 points)
3) Carth (Pic 2, 1 point)

Most random

1) Malky (Bonus Pic, 3 points)
2) Tekirai (Bonus Pic, 2 points)
3) Carth (Pic 3, 1 point)

Sickest:

1) Tekirai (Pic 3, 3 points)
2) Malky (Pic 3, 2 points)
3) Stonecreek (Pic 3, 1 point)

Negatives

No one's doing these nowadays, right? Anyway, I don't think anyone deserved them.

Overall this Round

Tekirai +14
Stonecreek +12
Carth +7
Malky +7
IMMA FREAKY FO' JESUS (Jesus Freak) +2

Overall Scores

1. Stonecreek (59) (You can see how you have two more points than what you should supposedly have. That's because the points Reesane had given you weren't added correctly when the game was revived. So I fixed it. The same happened to me, but it seems so wrong to fix my own score... and I don't really mind.)
2. Tekirai (49)
3. Ghost Guest (47)
4. Carth (29)
5. Malky (27)
6. Mewberries151 (20)
7. IMMA FREAKY FO' JESUS (Jesus Freak) (8 )
8. Blue Armor Boy (7)
9. Ulrich's lil bro (4)
10a. MakeYourself (3)
10b. Narikii (3)
10c. Reesane (3)
11. Izzeban (2)
12. Lyoko is Cool (-1)

Sorry if I messed up, I'm just too <s>drunk</s> tired. Old joke, I know xD

Yumi ulrich, I don't think there's a good reason to add you to the list yet, since you don't have any points (negative or positive). Good luck on the next contests...

So... Carth, take it from here. ^^ That is, if you still want to.

[Carth]

Yay! I'm fourth

I guess I'll start the next. Is it okay if I use spoiler pics? Cause I probably will.

[Yumi Ulrich offline]

Yay! I'm fourth

I guess I'll start the next. Is it okay if I use spoiler pics? Cause I probably will.

I don't min if you use them. But that's just me! ^_^