Lyoko Freak Code Lyoko Caption Contest Returns! (New Rules)

[MY85 offline]

Now... it returns on my hand after Carth stole it from me months ago.

Now, some of the old rules stay:
-3 pics per round.
-1 shot per pic.
-Points awarded for every pic, plus funniest, sickest (you're having more freedom for this section at BKO now) and most random posts.
-Give a deadline to each contest, etc.

New rules:

1) Proper spelling: I think everyone understands that rule well enough to not go and explain it again.

2) Negative score: I think this sounds unfair and f***ed up, but there's gotta be a reason to get the spelling rule correctly done. That rule wasn't made in vain. For some reason, people have reached BKO. Now for this section, the most wrong typos or spelling mistakes in your three captions gets negative score. Also, I'm checking on proper coma use, caps lock and other stuff as well. Not counting "waaaaaaaaay" or stuff like "D>" or "8D" as long as it isn't used in a abusive way.

3) Bonus pic: This one can be related to Code Lyoko or not (and there's almost no limits to this section as for putting up the bouns pic). Ranking system goes like top 3 captions get scores (+3 for 1st place, +2 for 2nd place and +1 for 3rd place). Oh, and since maybe not everyone knows the characthers from that picture, as a rule, point out the names of the characthers or persons involved, unless it's a pic of some random stranger you found on the Internet that you really want to use. If you have George Bush in your pic, you put his name. If you have Optimus Prime on it, put his name below the pic. Same with celebrities, politicians and animated characthers or movie characthers.

The result of these new rules were previously treated in the LFCL Caption Contest BKO version, which still runs. Not many people had problems with it. And I'll be the judge for this version.

Pic 1: http://www.lyokofreak.net/images/imggal ... /lodd7.jpg

Pic 2: http://www.lyokofreak.net/images/imggal ... al_011.jpg

Pic 3: http://www.codelyoko.fr/images/galeries ... ee_046.jpg

Bouns Pic: http://www.talcualdigital.com/Avances/I ... zidane.jpg
In white: Zinedine Zidane
In blue: Marco Materazzi

Have fun! And you can also go at the other version that's held at Big Kids Only.

Deadline: October 6th, 2006.

[Ghost Guest offline]

Pic #1

Odd: Jeremie, I have some disturbing news.
Jeremie: What’s the matter?
Odd: Well I tried to fire a laser arrow…
Jeremie: … And?
Odd: It came out of my *ss.

Pic #2

Sissi: Well, hello Ulrich! Looking good today…
Ulrich: Thank you…
Sissi: *giggling* Okay, see you later.
Ulrich: What’s up with her? Why is she so happy?
Odd: I’m not sure, but it may have something to do with the fact that your johnson is out…

Pic #3

Jim: So I sat down on my motorcycle…
Yolanda: Jim, stop it! You don’t have a motorcycle.
Jim. Well no… but this is how I’d look if I had one.
Aelita: *thinking* Oh man, will he ever shut up!? I really need to pee!

Bonus pic:

Materazzi: Um... what are you doing?
Zidane: *crying* I’m hiding my baldness!
Materazzi: Oh boy...

[Reesane offline]

1.

XANA: Odd, do you take Sissi to be you lovely bride until death do you two apart- which will be in about five minuts......
Odd: Er.... Jeremie, help?
XANA (thinking): I should have done this a loooong time ago.....

2.

(Entry from XANA's vido jornal)

Today I captured a pictur of a human mating dance. Unlike most most mebers of the animal kingdom, the female dances to impress the male. This preticuler dance, preformed by an indevidual know as "Sissi", was unsicseful. However, the female human Yumi did far better. Next entry: The mating ritual of the humans....

3.

XANA, having finaly gotten sick of the annoying human Jim's antics, decide it was time to uleash the army of zomby lawyers.

Bonus: What XANA does in his spare time: play with super glue.

[Stonecreek]

Um...so how dirty can we be with the captions here? 'Cause if we can't, then it won't be the same...

[Kita K. offline]

Pic 1: Odd: Oh my God! A yarn ball!!

Pic 2: Sissi: The new Dance Dance Revolution machine here is great!
Odd: You might actually try doing your dancing ON the machine, you
know, even if you'd still fail.

Pic 3: Jim: So then I was like "Grr," and the car was like "Vroooom!" and then
I was like "Cool!" and the...
Aelita: Heh, manual transmission is for noobs...

Bonus Pic: Zidane: Impact!
*Materazzi explodes*

[MY85 offline]

Um...so how dirty can we be with the captions here? 'Cause if we can't, then it won't be the same...

Try... I mean, if it was for me, I wouldn't mind racist captions and sick ones, but if you pull them out, try not to get them deleted by Mewberries151.

[Stonecreek]

With that in mind, here I go... (offending text in super-small type):

#1

Odd: I usually draw the line at threesomes, but what the hey! Get over here, you beautiful bugs!

#2

Odd: Uh-oh. Sissi's back for another run-by groping.

Ulrich: I can see. That's why I'm standing way over here.

Sissi: Who says I'm going for you? *grope*

Yumi: *offscreen* HEY!!!

#3

Jim: And this is how you do aerobics...*bends down, knees crack* OW! A little help here?

Yolanda: looks like we're going to need a new P.E. instructor.

Bonus pic

Marco: This is not what I meant by giving head!

Zidane: Well, you should have specified...

[Mewberries151]

Um...so how dirty can we be with the captions here? 'Cause if we can't, then it won't be the same...

Try... I mean, if it was for me, I wouldn't mind racist captions and sick ones, but if you pull them out, try not to get them deleted by Mewberries151.

Heh...good one. ^^;

I'll post captions a little later...I'm kind of out of ideas at the moment. *sweatdrop*

[Chad Rains offline]

Lesse here...

Pic 1:
Odd: Sssss...Theres one standing right behind me, isn't there?

Pic 2:
Ulrich gives Odd the silent cue...
Odd pours his cup of Hot Chocolate right over Sissi's head.

Pic 3:
Jim: Did I ever tell you about the time I was a stand-in sumo wrestler?
Aelita: *sigh* Oh god. I don't need to see this.

[Jeremified offline]

1:
Odd: Wow! Miniature hornets!
Yumi: I guess these sorta qualify as mosquitoes now. -_- I liked the regular hornets better.

2.
Ulrich: Sissi... I think you just stepped in dog poo-
Odd: No, actually, it's just my chocolate bar. I dropped it a minute ago.
Sissi: EWWW!!!
Odd: Didn't you hear me?! It's just chocolate!
Sissi: Chocolate that YOU were eating! OH MY GOSH, I'M GONNA GET BOY COOTIES!!!
Ulrich:

3.
<I couldn't think of one for this... just exclude me from the judging here.>
Zidane: HA! I'm gonna totally knock the wind out of you so people will name an attack move after me!

[Ulrich's lil bro offline]

heh...

1.
Odd: OH MY GOD! JEREMIE HELP! I'M BEING ATTACKED BY FLYING POTATOES!

2.
Ulrich: What's up with you?
Sissi: I'm REALLY knocked out, bet you can't guess why.
Odd: You get high to much Sissi.
Sissi: NO! I just started to do a fitness program! It's great!
Ulrich: Oh, really... why did you do it anyway?
Sissi: I POOTED...

3.
Jim: Everybody sing! I will make today the day, tell low weight I'm on my way. Who the man, I da man! Who da man, I da man! Rawr!
Ulrich: Hey, wasn't this song from some commercial?

Bonus:
Zidane: I have to tell you this!
Marco: What is it? We're in a game.
Zidane: Okay, your chest is BIG!

[Mewberries151]

Ha...these are all awful, and I know it. Oh well! ^^

Caption 1:

Hornet 1: Ever notice that magenta "lightning bolt" thing on the front of his pants?

Hornet 2: Yeah...I thought it was a sideways "M" though.

Hornet 3: An "M"?

Hornet 2: Yeah, for, "Magenta"...because that's what color it is.

Hornet 3: You're crazy, it's not a sideways "M". It's a sideways "W", for weirdo...because he's weird.

Hornet 1: You're both nuts, it's clearly a lightning bolt. He always fires bolts at us anyway.

Hornet 2: Those are "laser arrows", not lightning bolts!

Hornet 1: Oh, what would you know?

Odd: ....

(Wow...that was a long one).

Caption 2:

Sissi: Break Break Break Dance! Break Break Break Dance! Break Break Break Dance, Here We Gooooooo!

Odd (to Ulrich): ...I swear I had nothing to do with this...

Caption 3:

Jim: Kids...today Nurse Dorothy and I are going to teach you a super secret technique. It's called, "The Bend and Snap".


(If anyone gets the reference in Caption 3...you get kudos.)

Bonus Pic:

Player 3 (who's feet can only be seen): Help! Help me, guys!! I'm floating awaaaaaayyy!!!

Zidane: NOOOOOO!!! Jeffrey! Come back!!! *sobs*

Heh...here's hoping I haven't made any grammar mistakes. ^^

[Pyro-Lord offline]

Hmmm...

#1:
Jeremie: Odd, for the last time, there's 3 hornets behind you!
Odd: 3 what-its? It's kinda hard to hear you with all of this buzzing behind me!
Hornet 1: Should we attack now?
Hornet 2: No, let's see how long he'll keep this up before he realizes it...
(1 hour later)
Hornet 3: ...let's take him down already...
Odd:*turning around* What the?! Jeremie, why didn't you tell me there were 3 hornets behind me?!
Jeremie : ...
#2:
(can't think of anything for this one)
#3:
Jim: Ok, today I will show you excersises! And one, and two, and...*ripping noise*
*Everyone stares*
If you know what the ripping noise was, then...that's nice, good for you

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

#1
Hornet 1: Hey, you cat boy! You better not come over here, man
Hornet 2: Ya, man we shoot you with lasers
Hornet 1: Ya and we sting you
Hornet 3: Ya, sting you good
Hornet 1: Ya good
Hornet 2: With acid, man
Hornet 1: Ya man we hurt you bad
Hornet 2: Ya man we shoot acid at you too.
Hornet 3: Ya
Hornet 2: Ya
Hornet 1: Ya
Hornet 2: Ya ya ya
Hornet 3: Ya dood
Hornet 1: Haha.. dood...
Hornet 2: Hey i'm the one that says dood, doods
Hornet 1: Watcha' gonna do bout it?
Hornet 2: Ima hurt you man
Hornet 1: Do it man I dare ya to
Hornet 2: Oh I will man
Hornet 1: Ok so do it already!
Hornet 2: I will man! seriousley!
Hornet 1: Do it already!
Hornet 2: I will!
Hornet 1: Quit stalling dood!
Hornet 2: Im gonna get you bad dood!
Hornet 1: Bring it!
Hornet 2: .......
Hornet 2: Im not gonna get you..
Hornet 1: Ya thats what I thought!

#2
Odd: *Thinking* Why is Ulrich so big....

#3
Jim: And this is the squatty arm opener th--
Nurse: Jim!
Jim: Oh sorry, that was totally an accident.. Yeah...

Bonus
Guy in blue: I told you I had an iron lung, but did you listen, noooo

[Reesane offline]

Somthing I thought that you should all know...

My spelling sucks. I try to make up for this by using good punctuation and a spell check, but I still cannot spell corectly a lot of the time because a lot of words look simaler, their for when I spell check, I cannot deterimine the difrence between the difrent spelling options. On a spell check, "were" and "where" are identical to me, and i have a 50/50 chance of selecting the corect one. Also, I cannot deturmine if a word is spelled wrong by looking at it most of the time.

So please, forgive me if my spelling is horrific.

Thank you.

[Jazzy Josh offline]

#1

Odd: I'm still wondering, why do I look like a giant purple cat?

Hornet leader: Fire at will.

#2

Sissi: I can't believe my father is going to get me a Wii for Christmas. *dDances.*

#3

Jim: There are two wways that Power squats can help you. For one it builds muscle and for second...*sees Yolonda enter*...

Aelita: What's the second way?

Jim: I'd rather not talk about it

I hope these fly by Mewberries

[Ulrich's lil bro offline]

Oops! Sorry then!

*post deleted*

[Narikii offline]

#1

Odd: I should have remembered to bring bug spray...

#2

Sissi: Odd, I wanted you to see-
Odd: No, you can't be in my new Break Break Breakdance video.

#3

Jim: Today, we're going to learn boxing!

Bonus

Materazzi: This isn't how 'HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead' works...and that's not even my forehead!
Zidane: I forgot...

[Mewberries151]

Uhh, Ulrich's Lil Bro? I think you're allowed only one set of captions; one caption per pic. Please choose whatever captions you like best out of your two versions and then edit out the ones that won't be used. Thanks!

[Reesane offline]

Materazzi: This isn't how 'HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead' works...and that's not even my forehead!
Zidane: I forgot...

I practicly passed out when I saw that!

[Ulrich's lil bro offline]

Deadline: October 6th, 2006.

When are the pics going to change? it's past the deadline.

[Stonecreek]

He's ranking them right now, or so he said in the ^, <, V thread.

[DarkestSoul X21 offline]

Whos going to do the next picture.

[MY85 offline]

Picture 1:
1- Stonecreek (3 points)
2- Mewberries151 (2 points)
3- ese mae (1 point)
4- Pyro-Lord
5- Narikii
6- Jeremified
7- Lyoko is Cool
8- ObsessiveCompulsiveDisord
9- Reesane
10- Ulrich's lil bro
11- Izzeban
12- Vchat 2.0


Picture 2:
1- ese mae (3 points)
2- Stonecreek (2 points)
3- Mewberries151 (1 point)
4- Jeremified
5- Vchat 2.0
6- Izzeban
7- Narikii
8- Ulrich's lil bro
9- Reesane
10- Lyoko is Cool
11- ObsessiveCompulsiveDisord
12- Pyro-Lord (did not posted anything)

Picture 3:
1- Mewberries151 (3 points) - (That was from Legally Blond 1, eh? LB2 sucked, but LB1 rocked)
2- ese mae (2 points)
3- Izzeban (1 points)
4- Stonecreek
5- Lyoko is Cool
6- Ulrich's lil bro
7- Vchat 2.0
8- Pyro-Lord
9- ObsessiveCompulsiveDisord
10- Narikii
11- Reesane
12- Jeremified (did not posted anything)

Funniest:
1- ese mae - Pic 3 (3 points)
2- Stonecreek - Pic 2 (2 points)
3- Mewberries151 - Pic 3 (1 points)

Most random:
1- Reesane - Pic 2 (3 points)
2- ese mae - Pic 3 (2 points)
3- Izzeban - Pic 3 (1 point)

Sickest:
1- Stonecreek - Pic 2 (3 points)
2- ese mae - Pic 2 (2 points)
3- Stonecreek - Pic 1 (1 point)

Negative Score:
1- Reesane (-3 points)
2- ObsessiveCompulsiveDisord (-2 points)
3- Lyoko is Cool (-1 points)

Bonus Caption:
1- Narikii (3 points)
2- Stonecreek (2 points)
3- ese mae (1 point)

Scores for this round:
1- ese mae (14)
2- Stonecreek (13)
3- Mewberries151 (7)
4- Narikii (3)
5- Izzeban (2)
6- Reesane (0)
7- Lyoko is Cool (-1)
8- ObsessiveCompulsiveDisord (-2)

[Reesane offline]

Negative Score:
1- Reesane (-3 points)
2- ObsessiveCompulsiveDisord (-2 points)
3- Lyoko is Cool (-1 points)

*Sigh* Looks like if I want to get anywhere here, I'm going to have to spell check every word.