1,000 things to do with a crashed Mac

[The BB of C offline]

1) Use it as a boat anchor.
2) Hit someone you don't like.
3) Practice baseball.

[Jeremified offline]

4) Eat it.
5) Make somebody else eat it.
6) Virtualize it and throw it into the digital sea.
7) Sell it on eBay.
8) Cover it in duct tape and tell people that it's the world's first computer-shaped ball of duct tape.
9) Have a conversation with it.
10) Make a list of things to do with it.
11) Think about why reasons 4-10 all refer to the computer as "it".
12) Be completely random about it.
13) Bury it.
14) Throw it up in the sky and run- then watch it smash into the floor and break into pieces.
15) Play golf with it.
16) Virtualize it again and hit it with lazer arrows and stuff.
17) Fix it and put Windows on it instead.
18) Same as 17, except with Linux this time.
19) Keep it until you're really old, and then sell it as an antique.
20) Repeatedly push the power button and see if it works.
21) Break it open and see how the computer works.
22) Salvage the hard drive.
23) Salvage some other part of it.
24) Make a doorstop out of it.
25) Paint it different colors and mount it on the wall for decoration.
26) Carefully cut out the screen with a very sharp knife and use it as a window.
27) Have fun with magnets and the circuitry.
28) Rewire the system to your liking. O_O
29) Interview it.
30) Make yourself run out of ideas for what to do with it.

[Rail Runner offline]

31...instead of using crash test dummies..put it in a car..crash it, and see how much of it is still in tact...if not broken to your satifaction, repeat test until the unit is completely destroyed.

32..recreate the Columbia disaster..but use the computer by itself..

33. have ET. try to phone home on it

34. let Greyhound use it for bus diagnostics.

35. let me crash it just for fun

36. let Microsoft have a field day with commercials dissing mac using this system.

37. let it crash for someone you dont like

38. sell it to someone you dont like

39. sell it to your local pd..they deserve it

40. think of other ways to ruin peoples lives with this piece of junk.

[The BB of C offline]

41) Throw it off of a building.
42) Throw it at a car.
43) Make a slapstick film.
44) Sell it to a moron.
45) Bury it as a time capsule.

[Sithking Zero offline]

46) Dynamite
47) Scavenge the parts, wear them like jewelry, and run around yelling, "Look! I'm wearing pieces of (explicitive deleted)
48) Build a catapult. Need I say more?
49) Beat it to death with an alluminum baseball bat
50) Keep the receipt. Return it for money.
51) Hook it up to the celing, get a swivel chair, and pretend you're Jeremie
52) Paperweight. It's what I use mine for!
53) See what happens when mr. magnet meets mr. Hardware!
54) Are macs really bulletproof? Let's find out!
55) Give it to Mythbusters. Do the math as to what happens next.
56) Get some gasoline and set it on fire!

[The BB of C offline]

57) Use it for target practice.
58) Try to break it with your head.
59) Use it as whale bait.

[Rail Runner offline]

60...use it as TB3 bait...*I am teh doomed for that one*

61. let The Salvation Army salvage it..thats why they are the salvation army

62. let Xana have it...not like he could actually use it or anything.

[The BB of C offline]

63) Turn it into a metal umbrella.

64) Use it as a frisbee.

65) Break it with your head.

[Jeremified offline]

53) See what happens when mr. magnet meets mr. Hardware!

I already said that one.

[The BB of C offline]

66) Donate it as canned food.

[TB3]

67. Use it to beat STI round the head with!

[Rail Runner offline]

68..use it to smack TB3 until he bows down to me.

[Carth]

69. Use it to smack both STI AND TB3.

70. Not to mention, all the boys in my class.

71. Give it to my mom to fix.

[Rail Runner offline]

72...use it to bring greyhound to its knees and start my own bus company...muhahahaha.

[The BB of C offline]

73) Invent the Mac pie.
74) Feed it to a dog.
75) Slash it with a sword.

[Roadkill offline]

76. Turn it into a desk lamp.
77. Draw the XANA symbol on the screen and run around screeming "XANA's taking over the world!"

[meow offline]

76) Kick it like a ball....

[Jazzy Josh offline]

77) Open it up and try to see how they stuffed the compuer into the monitor

<s>78) Reformat the drive to Windows or Linux (it can be done)</s>

78) Sue Apple for having a sucky product

79) replace it with Jeremie's computer and see how much he cries

[The BB of C offline]

80) Feed it to a robot.

[Liger_Zero offline]

81) Sell it in a yard sale saying it works.

82) Whack with a golf club. Repeat until satisfied.

[Rail Runner offline]

83. give it to Cars.com since they suck just as bad as Mac.

84. shoot it into orbit just to watch it burn up..muhahahahaha.

[Liger_Zero offline]

85) Paint a X.A.N.A. mark on the screen and take it th the Govt. as 'Proof'.

86) same as 85 but show it to your friends and creep them out, then tell them 'I told ya X.A.N.A. was real. Now we just have to find that virtual world'.

[Skysong offline]

87. Be generous. Take it to your local mental hospital and allow them to use it for anger management classes.

88. Use it for your *own* anger management classes.

89. Use it to make an art film about the pointlessness of life. Just point the camera at the "computer" and say, "Does this film really need any commentary?"

90. Use it as a blunt object to keep intruders away from home. Post signs: "Beware of Mac." Would-be robbers will simply laugh themselves senseless.

[Liger_Zero offline]

91) Use as Anti-nOOb weapon.

[Sithking Zero offline]

92) If you live in Hawaii, throw it into the nearest volcano. If it's not active, throw it anyway.