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Yo MAMA!!! jokes
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by Jeremified » Mon May 15, 2006 7:12 pm
That was great, Skipperdee!
-If yo mama was a smiley, she'd be a combination of , , and !
-If yo mama was a smiley, she'd be a combination of
, , and !thank you all for the good memories 
by Tom Bone » Tue May 16, 2006 7:50 am
Skipperdee wrote:Your mama's so smart, she ditched you.
I guess that's more of a burn to the child. Oh well.
PWND!!!!!!!
Yo mama's so fat, I saw her walkin down the street w/ a pig and I said "where'd you get that fat, disgusting pig?"
And the pig said: "Oh, this? I won it in a raffle"
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by *Star* Gazer » Tue May 16, 2006 11:27 am
Tom Bone wrote:Skipperdee wrote:Your mama's so smart, she ditched you.
I guess that's more of a burn to the child. Oh well.
PWND!!!!!!!
Yo mama's so fat, I saw her walkin down the street w/ a pig and I said "where'd you get that fat, disgusting pig?"
And the pig said: "Oh, this? I won it in a raffle"
Ha! That is too funny.
by Carth » Wed May 17, 2006 8:48 pm
Yo momma such a swearer, she thinks rap music is clean.
Yo momma so fat, when she goes to a hotel, she gotta check out the entire building.
Yo momma so evil, she makes XANA look sweet and innocent. Nooooooo!
Yo momma such an Erynnist, she don't even read the Christian bible.
Yo momma so fat, when she goes to a hotel, she gotta check out the entire building.
Yo momma so evil, she makes XANA look sweet and innocent. Nooooooo!
Yo momma such an Erynnist, she don't even read the Christian bible.
by Kita K. » Wed May 17, 2006 9:04 pm
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized!
Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet!
Yo momma so poor I walked into her house and asked for the bathroom, and she was like "Just pick a corner."
Yo momma so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater!
Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet!
Yo momma so poor I walked into her house and asked for the bathroom, and she was like "Just pick a corner."
Yo momma so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater!
by Agent_Marquez » Fri May 19, 2006 8:43 pm
Yo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers.
Yo momma's so poor when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.
Yo momma's so poor when I rang her doorbell, she said 'Ding-Dong'.
Yo momma's so stupid when she saw the NC-17 sign at the movies, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma's so poor when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.
Yo momma's so poor when I rang her doorbell, she said 'Ding-Dong'.
Yo momma's so stupid when she saw the NC-17 sign at the movies, she went home and got 16 friends.
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by 101sissyhater » Mon May 22, 2006 8:25 pm
yo mamma is so old she got an autographed BIble (i learn that one at school today)
Yo mamma is so stupid she went the movies and when she saw the NC-17 sign she went and got 16 friends to go with her.
10 says: junevile.....yet fun
Yo mamma is so stupid she went the movies and when she saw the NC-17 sign she went and got 16 friends to go with her.
10 says: junevile.....yet fun
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Gaahhh!!!! Ghost-san!! Don't eat that pepperoni!!! Nuuuuuu!!
by rachaelkawaii » Mon May 22, 2006 10:13 pm
sorry if this has already been done before but it's my favorite yo mamma joke:
Yo mamma is so fat she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mamma is so fat she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
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by Agent_Marquez » Tue May 23, 2006 1:59 am
101sissyhater wrote:Yo mamma is so stupid she went the movies and when she saw the NC-17 sign she went and got 16 friends to go with her.
I said that one before.
Yo mamma is so fat she uses the Equatorial line as her belt.
A Requiem To Our Homeland - Stand-by
Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare
Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare
by MalikDrako » Tue May 23, 2006 7:05 pm
Darkborn wrote:Your mommas so fat, when she walked by the TV and got out of the way, the whole Lord of the Ring trilogy was over!
Your mommas so fat, she started walking in front of the TV at the beginning of the first LOTR, and by the time she got out of the way, the entire trilogy was over
by Jeremified » Thu May 25, 2006 10:40 pm
Yo mama's so fat, she wears a size 32e4! (Sci. notation)
thank you all for the good memories
by Jeremified » Wed May 31, 2006 12:14 pm
Yo mama's so fat she did a cannonball into the ocean and caused Hurricane Katrina!
thank you all for the good memories
by Rudger » Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:34 pm
Yo mamas so dumb that she stared at an OJ container for six hours because it said concentrate.
yo mamas so fat and old tha the big bang was just her lighting a fart on fire.
yo mamas so fat that she fell down and created the grand canyon
yo mamas so fat that when she went for a swim she wiped out japan
yo mamas so fat and old tha the big bang was just her lighting a fart on fire.
yo mamas so fat that she fell down and created the grand canyon
yo mamas so fat that when she went for a swim she wiped out japan
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