Yo MAMA!!! jokes

[Tom Bone offline]

I hope no one minds if I bump this; this is a good game.

Yo mamma's so fat she makes Oogie Boogie look anorexic!

[jayde_child offline]

Your momma is so fat that when she got lost, her picture appeared on a milk truck instead of a carton.

[Tom Bone offline]

Yo mamma's so ugly that the pound wouldn't take her away

[Ulrich's lil bro offline]

(LOL Finally!)

Yo momma's so stupid she tried to strangle herself with a cordless phone!

Yo momma's so old she got an autographed bible!

Yo momma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!

(be careful with this one) Yo momma's like an SUV, big, black and room for 6 construction workers inside!! (NOTE: I AM NOT IN ANYWAY RACIST OR REALLY MEAN TO OFFEND)

[ginolyoko12 offline]

Yo momma was so stupid,when she brought you to the airport and the sign said "airport left".You went back home.

I suck at jokes...so uh...

[Reesane offline]

Yo Mama's so fat and old, she sank the city of Atlantis!

(That sucked....)

[Sithking Zero offline]

Yo momma's attention span is so short, she- HEY!!! A butterfly!

[Rail Runner offline]

Yo Momma is so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to try to get a haircut.

[Tom Bone offline]

Yo mamma's so hairy, they filmed Gorrillas In The Mist while she was taking a shower!

[Ulrich's lil bro offline]

Yo momma's so fat, she fell off the curb. Now I didn't think it was funny, but the street was crackin up!

(Some people might not get that one)

[Tom Bone offline]

Yo momma's so fat, she fell off the curb. Now I didn't think it was funny, but the street was crackin up!

(Some people might not get that one)

Yo mamma's so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

[Ulrich's lil bro offline]

hmm....

Yo momma's so fat, she was heading to McDonald's, tripped over Wendy's, and landed on Burger King!

[Jake_Brake offline]

Your momma's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Your momma's so ugly, Big Foot was taking pictures of her!

[Tom Bone offline]

Yo mamma's so fat, she cut her leg and gravy poured out!

[matsumo itsu offline]

(LOL Finally!)

Yo momma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!

that one didnt make since.leaving it on the ground is a possibility.

yo momma's so fat a crane couldnt get her onto her bed since she was so heavy!

[Boss Tamsy offline]

I personally don't use "Your mom's so [whatever] that she [whatever]", but I add "your mom" to the most ridiculous things.

Rachael: No! What are you doing?! You have to put ten ounces of stop!*
Me: Your mom is ten ounces of stop!

...Yeah.

*Stop is the chemical used in photography to stop developing... hence... the name stop.

EDIT: ...I actually prefer "your face".

My friend abuses that way too often. It makes me wanna beat his @$$

[Tom Bone offline]

I personally don't use "Your mom's so [whatever] that she [whatever]", but I add "your mom" to the most ridiculous things.

Rachael: No! What are you doing?! You have to put ten ounces of stop!*
Me: Your mom is ten ounces of stop!

...Yeah.

*Stop is the chemical used in photography to stop developing... hence... the name stop.

EDIT: ...I actually prefer "your face".

My friend abuses that way too often. It makes me wanna beat his @$$

I know how you feel. Yo mamma's so fat, they asked her which size bucket of chicken she wanted at KFC, and she said "the one on the roof, please!"

[Code_XII offline]

Yo mamma so fat that NARUTO doesn't even believe it!