The Vending Machine 1.1

[Carth]

Well that I believe. Your name's frickin Asantewaa. Can I switch names with you? My name's Mary.

You get a whole crate, pre-made.

I put in Thomas Jolivet. Do you know Thomas Jolivet? He's only the most memetically gorgeous background character ever.

(last page! If no one called it I CALL IT)

[SilverPrince offline]

T-Loaf expressed interest earlier, I think. But we'll see.

You get Emily, who may be the closest thing to a female Thomas Jolivet.

I put in Youtube.

[Carth]

You get Tudou, China's largest video-sharing site.

You get the look on T-Loaf's face when he realizes this is now his nickname.

[X L offline]

You get nothing since you put nothing in.

I put in Kanye interrupting keyboard cat

[TheAppleFreak]

You get a bewildered audience.

I put in this somewhat inactive thread.

Plus, I get to make the next thread, as declared by me.

[Carth]

You get a sad Carth.

I put in a tissue full of tears.

[TheAppleFreak]

You get a TLOAF to cry into.

I put in the next version of this thread.

[Carth]

You get a can of Coca-Cola!

I put in a volcano.

[Stonecreek]

You get this thread's impending explosioin (aka locking in a few posts).

I put in a post, to get this thing locked faster...

[SilverPrince offline]

You get this post.

I put in another post, because I am unoriginal.

[Carth]

I climb out of the machine and bash your head in for not using the originality I know you have. And then you get an apology because if you're in my timezone (I think you are) it's was 2 am when you posted that. Sorry. D:

I put in Nutella.

[TheAppleFreak]

You get me eating it.

I put in this thread's 986th post, which is this one. 14 and counting.

[Carth]

You get this thread's 987th post, which is this one! How you managed to jack my post, I'm not sure. I guess it's vending machine magic.

I put in the dream I had last night. With the dancing gorillas and pudding diving.

[TheAppleFreak]

You get this thread's 987th post, which is this one! How you managed to jack my post, I'm not sure. I guess it's vending machine magic.

I put in the dream I had last night. With the dancing gorillas and pudding diving.

I don't want to know about what goes on in your mind.

You get people looking at you funny.

I put in this paper I should be writing.

[Carth]

You get a fully written paper! Because the vending machine is nice in its dying hours.

Would it be more sane to say that I didn't actually have any dreams last night, and I just made that up?

I put in a tank made out of balloons.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get a tank made of clowns.

I put in a priest, as to give the vending machine its Last Rites.

[Carth]

The machine is blessed in the name of the Father, of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. That is your reward. All say "amen".

I put in the very first thing to be put in, a pantomime.

[SilverPrince offline]

Amen.

You get the pantomime back. One mime is bad enough, but two?

I put in TL., who started this thread over three years ago, before I even joined.

[Carth]

You get TB3, his brother. Actually, you just get his voice.

I put in my own sister, who I actually coerced into joining once. She was not amused.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get your non-existent brother.

I put in Aelita.

[Carth]

You get back the crush you once had on her. The blessed vending machine purifies all that is unholy! <s>Quick, kill it!</s>

I put in William.

[SilverPrince offline]

I jump into the vending machine after him.

I would put something into the vending machine but I'm kind of stuck in it.

[Carth]

I give you a swift kick in the rear end, sending you into the depths.

I wait at the edge to see what comes back out.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get SilverPrince.

I put in Carth.

[Carth]

Ooooh, there's lots of creepy stuff down here! I throw up a small purple bunny at random.

I put in a ladder so I can climb out.