The Vending Machine 1.1

[TheAppleFreak]

You get more confetti. The Vending Machine does not like homework.

I put in the 25 mile bike ride I just got back from.

[Carth]

You get the hour-and-a-half drive I just got back from.

I put in my rhetorical analysis.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

You get a meatloaf; why? Rhetoricall question.

I put in the Powerpuff Girls.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get sugar, spice, everything nice and Element X.

I put in $1.25. Because it is, after all, a vending machine.

[Carth]

You get the nasty pretzels that have been in there for months because no one wanted them.

I put in Lyoko422 again.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get several kilobytes of failed attempts at fanfiction, a 105% decrease in self-esteem, more knowledge of Halo than you could ever want or need, and you lose almost all of your skin pigmentation.

I put in Lyoko Freak.

[Carth]

You get me.

I put in this picture.

I'd totally put myself in but you kind of ruined paradoxes for me so...

[Asantewaalrus offline]

You get Asa totally expecting that to be some form of slash from the title, you also get slight disappointment. D:<

I put in femme!William.

[Carth]

I have yet to find any UlrichxWilliam anywhere. Which kinda disappoints me as that's the only slash in this show I'd want to see. What happened to rule 35? Or the rules of this forum for that matter. You know at one time the rules for Games were the same as for BKO? The caption contest was a hoot.

You get manly!Yumi.

I put in my imagination.

[TheAppleFreak]

You get a picture of SpongeBob conjuring a rainbow from his hands. And a Facebook fan page.

I put in the Screaming Chocolate Guy from SpongeBob, while we're on the subject.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

CHOCOLATE? CHOCOLATE? CHOCOLATE!

You get some degree of insanity and a mad-dash for the nearest safe haven—it ain't safe when a man is PMSin', yo.

I put in Forest Gump's famous little sayin', “Life is like a box of chalk-lettes.â€

[Carth]

"You never know what you're gonna get."

I put in Five...the gum brand.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

You get one crazy ol' commercial, baby.

I put in TheAppleFreak. D:<

[Carth]

You get his computer.

I put in your new and still obnoxiously long name. Hey that reminds me.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

You get your new and slightly obnoxiously long name—WELCOME TO THE CLUB.

I put in our propane grill that smells like deliciousness.

[Carth]

This is actually my OLD slightly obnoxiously long name. It's the one I registered here with.

You get a pile of coal!

I put in Lyoko Four Twenty Two, copying us.

EDIT: Um. This is my 6000th post.

Wow.

[SilverPrince offline]

Hey, you know how it works. When one person changes their username, it's a normal occurrence. When someone else does it according to the same pattern, it becomes a trend. Then other people have to do it, because things travel fast when you have half a dozen active posters.

So, yeah. You get me out because Stoney's right. No one would want to stay in there.

I put in your mother.

[Carth]

You're right! Maybe we could rip off Lawdeesmex and have a portmaneau name. AppleCarthStoneAsa422?

I yank her out of there because I don't want her to stop me from posting here.

I put in some imaginary fanart of...stuff.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

HEYDARLING.

Haven't seen you in awhile.

Hm... AppleCarthStoneAsa422? It's missing something loud and obnoxious, like… xxAppleCarthStoneAsa422xxihurtsomuchxxlovexx.

Now that's a username Carths and Husbands. 8D

You get that slash fanart I thought I was going to get earlier. 8D
With William as uke, 'cause it would happen.

I put in Lyoko's nonexistent slash fandom.

[Carth]

If that was an actual user I would s**t bricks.

You get KankrelatxSchyphozoa, your new OTP, forcibly implanted into your mind.

I put in every teacher at Kadic...on the subject of slash...

[TheAppleFreak]

You get your report card. .

I put in all of the now inactive/banned posters from the first Vending Machine and the older pages of this Vending Machine. And my new longing to change my username.

Hmm... We're nearing the end of this thread, as per BKO tradition. Who gets to create the new Vending machine?

[Carth]

Hm.

You get my happiness, bottled to sell at your leisure.

I put in my wasted time.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

… Why does a new one need to be made? D :

You get me procrastinating on a few hours' worth of homework.

I put in the scariest class every—AP Music Theory.
Which I should've switched out of, but noooo, I wanted to make Momma proud my following the family's music tradtion. .__.

[/emo]

[SilverPrince offline]

… Why does a new one need to be made? D :

Threads are locked after reaching 1,000 posts. It's just a rule. Although exceptions have been made- certain BKO hangout threads have lasted much longer.

You get my sympathy, you poor girl.

I put in the Internet.

[TheAppleFreak]

You get sheets of musical score.

I put in my netbook.

Every time a thread gets 1000 posts, we lock it and create a new one. Don't ask me why, we just do it.