Just like the "You might be watching too much CL When..." tread, this is where we come up with "laws" as if this was a science class that help put the CL universe into perspective. Hope you guys have fun with this one.
1. The moodier a guy behaves and the more he sulks, the more girls will fawn over him.
2. (based off of fanfics) New students will always either join the team, be possessed by XANA or a combination of both.
3. No matter how disaterous things occur in the real world, Aelita will never speed up here walking pace in the tower.
4. Kankerlots only exist for comic relief
5. In a fight between a sword and a laser gun, the sword will always win.
6. Hair styles are unaffected by external forces such as weather or other daily activity and only experience a slight altercation when wet.
7. A fan and a tiny yellow dart are much more dangerous than a giant mechanical crab....much more dangerous
8. Despite popular demand, there will always be a single idiot who produces audio proudctions about CL
9. Only items in Ms. Hertz class get controlled by XANA.
10. Even if you get trashed by a person who is twice as strong as you are and have fallen off high beams, been electrocuted multiple times and be smashed into a wall, you can always get up unharmed to fight three minutes later.
11. A XANA possessed human NEVER stays down
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Laws of Code Lyoko
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by TB3 » Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:52 pm
(Done with the aid of TL)
12: Any radio station station at any given time, will be playing 'The Subsonics.'
13: The bigger an area's population, the less of them you see.
14: If you live in Europe, you speak with an American accent.
15: If you are a Kadic student, you have a puny immune system, so all requests to go to the infirmary are honoured.
16: Don't run, just relax and stroll through life - the Return to the Past will save you whenever there's danger.
17: You never expect a XANA attack, having not leanred from two years experience that he is unpredicable.
18: All sewers lead to Ile. Seguin.
19: You never expect Mantas in Carthage, even though they always come.
12: Any radio station station at any given time, will be playing 'The Subsonics.'
13: The bigger an area's population, the less of them you see.
14: If you live in Europe, you speak with an American accent.
15: If you are a Kadic student, you have a puny immune system, so all requests to go to the infirmary are honoured.
16: Don't run, just relax and stroll through life - the Return to the Past will save you whenever there's danger.
17: You never expect a XANA attack, having not leanred from two years experience that he is unpredicable.
18: All sewers lead to Ile. Seguin.
19: You never expect Mantas in Carthage, even though they always come.
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by animenologist » Fri Dec 16, 2005 4:07 pm
20. Odd's rate of devirtualization is improportional to how many teammates he's with.
21. An estimated 90-99% of students at Kadic have only one casual outfit.
22. No matter how serious an injury or ailment, people are free to walk out of the hospital with another patient, with no questions asked.
23. Towers are always deactivated at the last moment.
24. How accurate a monster's laser is is improportional to how many there are and proportional to how late into the battle it is.
25. Everyone from 7th grade up, has a mobile phone.
21. An estimated 90-99% of students at Kadic have only one casual outfit.
22. No matter how serious an injury or ailment, people are free to walk out of the hospital with another patient, with no questions asked.
23. Towers are always deactivated at the last moment.
24. How accurate a monster's laser is is improportional to how many there are and proportional to how late into the battle it is.
25. Everyone from 7th grade up, has a mobile phone.
Re: Laws of Code Lyoko
by Darkborn » Fri Dec 16, 2005 4:41 pm
G-Force wrote:
6. Hair styles are unaffected by external forces such as weather or other daily activity and only experience a slight altercation when wet.
Actually on Killer Music, when Ulrich yelled at Odd, Odds hair went to the side.
26. You can always get what you want if you bargin with the Principals' Daughter.
by Chupathingy 42 » Fri Dec 16, 2005 4:52 pm
I currently don't have anything to add butthis is great
by Stonecreek » Fri Dec 16, 2005 4:55 pm
27. No matter what vehicle Aelita is riding, she can crash it Evel Knievel style.
by TL. » Fri Dec 16, 2005 6:02 pm
28. Life Points, are unreliable
29. The strength of a laser, is unreliable
30: No-one ever reports children trespassing near an abandoned and dangerous factory
31: 'The River' is not actually a river, but a lake, as it has no current
29. The strength of a laser, is unreliable
30: No-one ever reports children trespassing near an abandoned and dangerous factory
31: 'The River' is not actually a river, but a lake, as it has no current
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ALL WHO DEFY ME, SHALL BE DESTROYED!
ALL WHO DEFY ME, SHALL BE DESTROYED!
by Carth » Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:28 pm
32. Adults don't care what you're doing, as long as they hinder you as much as they can.
33. When a XANA-induced catastrophe occurs, it's like the thing happens every week, even if the people were affected by RTTP. (Which it does, but...)
34: If it's too good to be true, it's a XANA trick.
33. When a XANA-induced catastrophe occurs, it's like the thing happens every week, even if the people were affected by RTTP. (Which it does, but...)
34: If it's too good to be true, it's a XANA trick.
by Mewberries151 » Sat Dec 17, 2005 1:31 am
*laughs at Rule #1* Too true...
35.) No matter how clever or evil XANA becomes...he is still bound to the pitfalls of previous evil overlords and must therefore monologue long enough for the heroes to do something heroic and turn the tide.
36.) Weather of any sort is forbidden unless it is XANA-caused or intended for dramatic effect. Heaven forbid they be allowed an actual snow day. ^^;
37.) The dangers of "Rope Burn" and "Splinters" are non-existant. Nobody likes them anyway...
38.) Injuries covered with bandages that are part of a character's design will never ever heal...however, a previously convenient and now inconvenient sprained ankle can heal within a few hours (regardless of what the nurse or doctor says).
35.) No matter how clever or evil XANA becomes...he is still bound to the pitfalls of previous evil overlords and must therefore monologue long enough for the heroes to do something heroic and turn the tide.
36.) Weather of any sort is forbidden unless it is XANA-caused or intended for dramatic effect. Heaven forbid they be allowed an actual snow day. ^^;
37.) The dangers of "Rope Burn" and "Splinters" are non-existant. Nobody likes them anyway...
38.) Injuries covered with bandages that are part of a character's design will never ever heal...however, a previously convenient and now inconvenient sprained ankle can heal within a few hours (regardless of what the nurse or doctor says).
"Hey, make up your mind. Am I a genius or a creep?"
"You're a creepy genius."
-Odd and Jeremie; "Cruel Dilemma", Code Lyoko
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"You're a creepy genius."
-Odd and Jeremie; "Cruel Dilemma", Code Lyoko
Icon made by boxofdoomage @ LJ
by Carth » Sat Dec 17, 2005 8:57 am
Yes, #1 is quite true.
39. All nerds MUST have glasses. No exceptions.
40. If it's too good to be true, Jim/Sissi/etc. will burst in.
41. If it's too good to be true, Odd will run out of arrows.
39. All nerds MUST have glasses. No exceptions.
40. If it's too good to be true, Jim/Sissi/etc. will burst in.
41. If it's too good to be true, Odd will run out of arrows.
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by LoVeIsBeAuTiFuL » Sat Dec 17, 2005 10:56 am
42.people can come back to life
43.people can leave and never be heard of again
44.people can go out but not go out
45.the same back ground music is needed for every scene
43.people can leave and never be heard of again
44.people can go out but not go out
45.the same back ground music is needed for every scene
by Skysong » Sat Dec 17, 2005 12:36 pm
46: No matter how many times the cellphone gets smashed, it will be fixed by the next day. Even IF RTTP wasn't activated.
47: RTTP *always* happens at the most suspenseful moment. I.E., before drowning, before getting smashed, or just before a kiss.
48: If Samantha is in the shot, it will linger on her lips for a minute.
49: If Ulrich and Yumi ever get within five feet of making out, William, Sissy, or Emily will interrupt.
50: If the world is in danger, Aelita either has time to hide behind a rock for a while or do a backflip inbetween the bases of the towers.
51: If there is a knock at the door in the Hermitage, it will always be either the men in black or XANA.
52: If Franz Hopper is playing the piano, he will *always* be playing the same song.
53: If there is a new major character in the plot, they will be created either to be Odd's girlfriend, or to keep Ulrich and Yumi apart and annoyed.
54: If there is a big mysterious bit, the Thoughtful Piano Music will play (you know what I'm talking about; it got changed up slightly in the second season).
55: If Ulrich and Yumi are alone in one scene, or with William or Emily, they will have a Moment.
47: RTTP *always* happens at the most suspenseful moment. I.E., before drowning, before getting smashed, or just before a kiss.
48: If Samantha is in the shot, it will linger on her lips for a minute.
49: If Ulrich and Yumi ever get within five feet of making out, William, Sissy, or Emily will interrupt.
50: If the world is in danger, Aelita either has time to hide behind a rock for a while or do a backflip inbetween the bases of the towers.
51: If there is a knock at the door in the Hermitage, it will always be either the men in black or XANA.
52: If Franz Hopper is playing the piano, he will *always* be playing the same song.
53: If there is a new major character in the plot, they will be created either to be Odd's girlfriend, or to keep Ulrich and Yumi apart and annoyed.
54: If there is a big mysterious bit, the Thoughtful Piano Music will play (you know what I'm talking about; it got changed up slightly in the second season).
55: If Ulrich and Yumi are alone in one scene, or with William or Emily, they will have a Moment.
Mistress of madness and all that jazz. FFN account DA account
Panel from Wild Child 'cause the nosekiss was getting too weird.
Panel from Wild Child 'cause the nosekiss was getting too weird.
by G-Force » Sun Dec 18, 2005 1:14 am
56. You throw down with XANA in the real world, you will get trashed.
57. Even if your closet friend in the world is possessed by XANA, you will not feel any sort of hesitation when you bash their head in with a wrench, broom handle, pipe ect.
58. Nobody keeps track of the number of laser arrows Odd has....not even the super computer.
59. If there is a certain device needed to twart XANA, Jeremie WILL be able to build it.
60. Nail guns are just as deadly as real guns and do not run out of bullets.
61. When fighting the minons of XANA in the real world just grab what's closet to you to defend yourself.
62. An ancient samurai sword that has never been touched for hundreds of years is still just as sharp and durable as the day it was forged.
63. You will never get tired even after a fifteen minute sprint at full speed.
64. It is a requirement that the main cast of CL provide some fan service to the viewers *glares at Sissi and Ulrich*
65. If there is a dangerous job to do on Kadic, Jim would most likely be performing the duty.
66. If you wear glasses then they will never come off your head if you don't want them to. They'll be able to stay on your face even after being flung across the room.
67. The laws of physics do not apply to people possessed by XANA
68. If you have the Dragon Ball Z haircut then you can throw the Dragon Ball Z fireballs
69. When in doubt, run away
70. Pain in Lyoko only last until the next front handspring
71. For every attack XANA has done in season 2, there's a fanfic on the internet that has introduced it first.
72. G-Force knows all about fanfics and is the greatest writer ever.
73. Rule 72 is never true
57. Even if your closet friend in the world is possessed by XANA, you will not feel any sort of hesitation when you bash their head in with a wrench, broom handle, pipe ect.
58. Nobody keeps track of the number of laser arrows Odd has....not even the super computer.
59. If there is a certain device needed to twart XANA, Jeremie WILL be able to build it.
60. Nail guns are just as deadly as real guns and do not run out of bullets.
61. When fighting the minons of XANA in the real world just grab what's closet to you to defend yourself.
62. An ancient samurai sword that has never been touched for hundreds of years is still just as sharp and durable as the day it was forged.
63. You will never get tired even after a fifteen minute sprint at full speed.
64. It is a requirement that the main cast of CL provide some fan service to the viewers *glares at Sissi and Ulrich*
65. If there is a dangerous job to do on Kadic, Jim would most likely be performing the duty.
66. If you wear glasses then they will never come off your head if you don't want them to. They'll be able to stay on your face even after being flung across the room.
67. The laws of physics do not apply to people possessed by XANA
68. If you have the Dragon Ball Z haircut then you can throw the Dragon Ball Z fireballs
69. When in doubt, run away
70. Pain in Lyoko only last until the next front handspring
71. For every attack XANA has done in season 2, there's a fanfic on the internet that has introduced it first.
72. G-Force knows all about fanfics and is the greatest writer ever.
73. Rule 72 is never true
by Skysong » Sun Dec 18, 2005 5:42 am
74: Skysong is able to come up with brilliant alternate meanings for XANA.
75: Rule 74 is only true if Skysong forgets them immediately afterwards.
76: If there is some job brought up in a conversation, Jim *will* have been involved in it at one time and will *not* want to talk about it.
77: If there is scientific-y foreshadowing needed, Mrs. Hertz will be the one to do it.
78: If the question Mrs. Hertz asks is a plot point, Jeremie will be called on with the right answer. If not, Odd will be called on, providing a Humorous Moment (tm).
79: Franz Hopper can do anything. Period.
80: Herb will never, ever use zit cream.
75: Rule 74 is only true if Skysong forgets them immediately afterwards.
76: If there is some job brought up in a conversation, Jim *will* have been involved in it at one time and will *not* want to talk about it.
77: If there is scientific-y foreshadowing needed, Mrs. Hertz will be the one to do it.
78: If the question Mrs. Hertz asks is a plot point, Jeremie will be called on with the right answer. If not, Odd will be called on, providing a Humorous Moment (tm).
79: Franz Hopper can do anything. Period.
80: Herb will never, ever use zit cream.
Mistress of madness and all that jazz. FFN account DA account
Panel from Wild Child 'cause the nosekiss was getting too weird.
Panel from Wild Child 'cause the nosekiss was getting too weird.
by MY85 » Sun Dec 18, 2005 1:43 pm
G-Force wrote:72. G-Force knows all about fanfics and is the greatest writer ever.
73. Rule 72 is never true
81. CL fans know already that G-Force's CL fic is a rip-off from the CL scripts (not 100% rip-off, but it looks like it).
82. Rodri knows there's not much CL Latinamerican fans around the world.
83. Only Sissi is allowed to be seen in pink underwear.
84. CL versions in Spanish might deserve a higher rating.
85. USA has to see the CL finale first. (damn rule, not fair... but it somehow better for me)
86. CL Voice Actors hang out at the best forums. We have evidence, you know?
87. The spanish voice of Jeremie will never sound like the purple dinosaur Barney.
Lani wrote:Eh, in the end, people (real or cartoon) are naked and having a good time. What's wrong with that?
by Arcalyth » Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:50 pm
88. The below statement is true
89. The above statement is false
90. Odd is always chastized for losing life points too quickly.
91. Yumi is always the one near the supercalculator display.
92. Sissi is always the one to interrupt things/get dissed.
93. Aelita always takes her own sweet f***ing time going into the tower and floating up the tower.
94. Code Lyoko script looks like PHP.
-Halo
89. The above statement is false
90. Odd is always chastized for losing life points too quickly.
91. Yumi is always the one near the supercalculator display.
92. Sissi is always the one to interrupt things/get dissed.
93. Aelita always takes her own sweet f***ing time going into the tower and floating up the tower.
94. Code Lyoko script looks like PHP.
-Halo
Yarr, this be a signature.
Formerly known as Halospree13.
Formerly known as Halospree13.
by Overcaffeinated Sloth » Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:53 am
95) Jim always has a band-ai on no matter hat. Ever heard of that invisible seal stuff? Seriously, it's ik a hole in his head. I bet if you pull it off, wha little brain he has will fall out.
96) No matter what time of day, somewhere there are two gils fighting over Odd on Neopets.
*Mee!*
Not to be off, but if you stare at that XANA christmas thingie, it looks lik it's twinkling! But I can't tell wherther it really is!
96) No matter what time of day, somewhere there are two gils fighting over Odd on Neopets.
*Mee!*
Not to be off, but if you stare at that XANA christmas thingie, it looks lik it's twinkling! But I can't tell wherther it really is!
by killermusic900 » Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:52 pm
101. Xana will always slow down just before losing.
102. Odd will always be the first to die on lyoko. ALWAYS.
103. One minute Franz Hopper's dead, the next he's still somewhere in lyoko.
104. Ulrich's jokes make you even more deppressed.
102. Odd will always be the first to die on lyoko. ALWAYS.
103. One minute Franz Hopper's dead, the next he's still somewhere in lyoko.
104. Ulrich's jokes make you even more deppressed.
by Overcaffeinated Sloth » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:59 pm
108) No matter what color or in black and white r what everything else looks like, you canalways ientify a charachter by their eybrows.
Am I the only one who noticed this? mUlrich has triangd for brows! Odd's are little z's, Jeremie has cut off-fingernails, Aelita has these short kitty-pilar thingies, and Yumi has these arrow-thingies!
Am I the only one who noticed this? mUlrich has triangd for brows! Odd's are little z's, Jeremie has cut off-fingernails, Aelita has these short kitty-pilar thingies, and Yumi has these arrow-thingies!
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