The Vending Machine 1.1

[SilverPrince offline]

You get a Bachelor's Degree in Quantum Vending Physics from Vending State University.

I put in Edward Cullen. (Don't ask me why I had Edward Cullen.)

[Carth]

The vending machine boots him back out. If you had him, you can keep him.

I put in a strip of bacon.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get nothing, as the vending machine is busy having a heart attack.

I put in an 8-track tape.

[TheAppleFreak]

You get confetti.

I put in this old PC that is refusing to work.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get a new PC that is more than happy to work.

I put in this old cup that I found in between the couch cushions. It smells like wine. Or perhaps blood?

[Carth]

You get wine. Or perhaps blood. Without a cup.

I put in a two-headed fish.

[Lani offline]

And you get a two butted fish.

I put in a potato.

[TheAppleFreak]

You get a chip.

I put in Michael Jackson's corpse.

[yumi_shinoda offline]

You get zombie Michael Jackson.

I put in a marker pen.

[X L offline]

you get somthing to write on.

i put in a video of Michael Jackson getting out of the coroners van still alive.

[Stonecreek]

You get a bidding war between TMZ and E!.

I put in the extra load of work that just got dumped on me as I walked in the door at work tonight...

[Carth]

The vending machine incinerates it. 8D

I put in the remainder of my summer work.

[SilverPrince offline]

The vending machine goes on a strike, having had enough of other people's work.

I put in a union representative.

[TheAppleFreak]

You get the vending machine join the union.

I put in my spacebar, which is sticky with Sprite.

[Carth]

You get a Sprite!

I put in my parents.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get a newborn baby sibling.

I put in my soul.

[Stonecreek]

(You have one of those?) Either way, the vending machine spits it back out.

I put in my lack of sleep...

[SilverPrince offline]

Oh, it wasn't my soul. It was just someone's soul that was in my posession.

You get a lack of blankets, pillows and a matress.

I put in nothing.

[Carth]

You get the knowledge of a universe downloaded into your skull.

I put in my mysterious sibling's first filled diaper. (Is it a boy? I've always wanted a brother.)

[SilverPrince offline]

You get nothing. The vending machine may violate most- if not all- laws of physics, but it is not a nanny. And sure, it's a boy. Why not.

I put in a can of Coke.

[Carth]

You get a dollar.

I put in my iPod.

[TheAppleFreak]

You get a much crappier Zune.

I put in the universe.

[Carth]

You get a candy bar.

I put in BKO.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get a bottle of blue stuff.

I put in a Chevy Silverado. Because... I happen to have a spare truck lying around.

[Carth]

You get an interior crocodile alligator. (He drives a Chevrolet movie theater.)

I split the blue stuff into two bottles, keeping the original bottle and putting a new one back in.