Ask the CL kids

[Carth]

Franz: Ah, ha ha ha. Any torture done to the French government is good by me. And my natural hair color? Uh, darkish, I think. I hardly remember. It all started going grey when I was fourteen...

EDIT: Whoopsy. Responding to the real previous post...

Ulrich: Stick. Up his a*se. There is one.

Chris: Speaking of characters reading fanfiction, have you ever heard of this teeny little booky called Return To The Past? *braces for impact*

[SilverPrince offline]

Chris: Why yes. Yes I have. Remind me again why I am obsessing over some little middle-school girl? Why I keep her picture amongst my socks? Explain this to me, because all of a sudden I'm a creepy pedophile.

Great book though! Two thumbs up.

Milly: Whatever happened to your teddy? You were so attached to him... for one day. Then what?

[Stonecreek]

Milly: I found out he was cheating on me with Tamiya, so I dumped him. Why do you think I bicker with her so much now?

Ulrich: If you didn't play soccer or do martial arts, how would you let out all that tension of yours?

[SilverPrince offline]

Ulrich: Uh... heh heh... I don't know if we can discuss those kinds of things here. ... What? I was thinking that me discussing my love of boxing would be inappropriate here... some people consider it too violent. What were you thinking?

Tamiya: Why did you have an affair with Milly's teddy?

[Carth]

Tamiya: Oh, come on, who wouldn't? Quiet and mysterious, yet so soft and huggable.

Chris: It was plotfully convenient. And, I dunno...maybe because she was your childhood crush, she was brutally murdered, and you want revenge? And stuff? Or...maybe you're that canon Chris that experienced none of this. I dunno. Who am I talking to?

[Stonecreek]

Tamiya: The plushie or the article of clothing? Oh wait, Milly didn't want me mentioning that last part to anyone...

Jim: What jobs HAVEN'T you had?

EDIT: Darn! Carth beat me to it. Ignore this post. I'd delete it, but I like it.

[Tangent128 offline]

Double response for me!

Chris: I could be Canon Chris, or I could be Carth Chris. But as long as you don't look too deeply, I am... Schrodinger's Chris!

Jim: Well, I never actually was a roller derby champion. I just made that up to impress Odd.

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Kid With Headphones: Do you listen to Kita Keru's music?

[SilverPrince offline]

Christopher M'bala: Huh? I'm sorry, could you say that again? My Dora the Explorer soundtrack was too loud.

Waldo Schaeffer: Why did you choose to go by your middle name? And by your wife's last name? I would honestly prefer Waldo to Franz.

[Carth]

Franz Hopper: I could have just kept my name, but honestly, I was getting a little tired of the "Where's Waldo?" jokes posed by any random stranger that happened to learn my name.

William: ...will you read me a story?

[size=0]P.S. Canon Chris vs. Carth Chris...that gives me an idea for a drawing...[/size]

[SilverPrince offline]

William: Oh, I would love to. Once upon a time, not too long ago at all, in fact it's the present day, there was a very beautiful, very interesting, very available and single Prince who lived in the Kingdom of Michigan. He was Prince Benjamin CDXXII, and you should call him. Now.

Odd: So... do you have like 5 stomachs or what?

[Tangent128 offline]

Odd: Don't be insensitive! I only have two!

Jeremie: Just what OS does the school / supercomputer run?

[Carth]

Jeremie: An inferior one and a superior one, in that order.

William: Ok, whatever you say...but I dun have his bleedin' phone number. [size=0]Ah well, the PM button works too...[/size] Tell me another story.

[JesusFreak offline]

William: Once upon a time, there was a toaster. This toaster wanted to be a Death Star, so he took lessons. When he tried to use his superlaser, he set it to extra crispy, and blew up. The end.

Kiwi: do you like fruit, or is that cannabalism?

[Malkmusian offline]

Kiwi: (is smashed by 1080-lb. weights)

Aerosmooth: What are your names of the band members? What are your albums? What type of music do you play?

[SilverPrince offline]

Aerosmooth? Uh... who's that?

William: My phone number is 1-422-867-5309. What's yours?

[Carth]

Aerosmooth = very bad joke from S4.

William: ...ah, lesee...313-915-9016. [size=0]50,000 lulzpoints if you know what that number is.[/size]

Odd: You probably have lots of good stories. Will you read me a story?

[SilverPrince offline]

Odd: *makes motions with his hands indicating he can't talk with food in his mouth*


Chuck Norris: How does it make you feel that Franz Hopper can defeat even you?

[Carth]

Chuck Norris: *in fetal position and sucking thumb* Such...horrible...eyes...

Ulrich: Will no one tell me a story? TELL ME A STORY

[SilverPrince offline]

Ulrich: Once upon a time, there was a Prince. The Prince loved sports, loved to sulk, and also loved the Princess of a far eastern kingdom. However, the King, father of the Prince, was very strict, and made the Prince take horrible lessons about being King-ly, like walking right, and easting right and so forth. The Prince wasn't very good at that stuff, only at sports.

So he ran away with the eastern Princess to a kingdom called Loco and they were happily married and had a large family. The Prince was still sulky a lot though.

Paco the Disco King: You are aware that disco died 30 years ago, right?

[Carth]

Paco The King of Disco: Uh...eh, uh...YOU SAW NOTHING *static*

Jeremie: Now will YOU tell me a story? I promise, this is the last story question...

[SilverPrince offline]

Jeremie: 1011010 01001101001 010100110010011 01010 01110 010 001001 01001110 0100 01000100100 0100001101111010 010110101010 01101010 2.

I assume, being the genius you are, you can understand that.

France: How do you feel being dissed by the American CL staff? You are obviously the home of the beloved Lyoko Warriors, yet in English they constantly try to push it that it is in the USA.

[Carth]

France: Les Américans sont trés égoïste! Nous sommes la maison vrai des Lyokoguerriers! Alors, nous sommes fâché! Vengeance! VENGEANCE!

Mr. Ishiyama: So, how's the marriage?

[Malkmusian offline]

Mr. Ishiyama: (head explodes, leaving residue on your record player)

Very funny joke from Frank Zappa album.


Lammy: Hey, Lammy. How is it that you're more popular than this show?

[Carth]

Lammy: ...uh...I dunno.

(And no offense, Malkmusician, but could you please make the answer relate to the question, without these random explosions, lasers, and pop culture references? )

Hiroki: Can I have some Subsonics tickets? Please, for little Carthy?

[Malkmusian offline]

Hiroki: No, Carthy, unless....if you want to do something for me.

Subdigitals: Are you awesome?