What to do in Wal-Mart...

[Darkborn offline]

84. go up to random people and scream at them from behind.

[Gem offline]

85. Go to the electronics department and change all the TV's to your favorite channel. Then scream bloody murder if someone tries to change any of them.

[michaeldim offline]

86: Watch CL in the eletronics department. (I watched Stargate once)

[Stonecreek]

87. Listen for famous people to be paged over the intercom, then rush the help desk demanding autographs.

[xLyOkO mAsTeRx offline]

88. Start a gay pride line to walk through Wal-Mart and whenever you come across someone, automatically link arms with them against their will.

[LoVeIsBeAuTiFuL offline]

# 19 I think...) Draw *Mikul Jaksin wuz here* on all the bras and underwear.

I think you mean on all the boxes

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

89 Sell potato guns!

[Darkborn offline]

90. Cause a Riot, so that people will Stampede in and hurt people just to get some $200 Laptop

[LoVeIsBeAuTiFuL offline]

91.take the cheap balls and throw them around the place and a big mess and run

I did that

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

92 take a pack of gum and buy it at the regester

[Carth]

93. Scream, "HEEEEELLLLLLLLP!" consistently like bloody murder. And when someone comes to help, say, "Ah, never mind."

94. Sing your favorite song loudy to the cashier. Right in their faces.

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

95 take a chainsaw and chop your arm off with it
96 sue them for getting the botton of your shoes dirty on the floor
97 take a leak on a counter like a doggy
98 rip butt really loud in the middle of a line for santa
99 piss yourself on santas lap
100 pull off santas beard and shove it down your piss covered lap
101 moon santa
102 run around hitting everything with a bat

[Hopperlyoko offline]

103. Stick your arm in the blood pressure machine, and scream that it is eating you. When the pharmacist gets you out, kick the machine, and say, "I'm suing you for your machine. It tried to eat my arm. Ahh, great. It sucked tons of blood from me caus I cant feel my arm!" and kick the machine again.

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

104) Taunt your older cousin working her way through college to buy you everything in the store that's purple and use her employee discount and threaten to sue when it won
t register.
(||:Did it once, got grounded, looked cute, got off... :||)

I'm baack! Adelphia went offline two weeks ago and I'm using that older Wal-Mart cousin's laptop while she's out shopping.

[michaeldim offline]

105. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them off, and set the volume to max.
I did this. Nobody turned it on before I left though.

[Kita K. offline]

106. Go to the mini-restaraunt (most Wal-Marts have them now) and when you are asked for your order, say "Food." When they ask what kind, say "Good food." When they say what kind (again), say "Edible good food," and so on.

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

#107: OPlay with all the lights, and then get a friend to run around on a cble saying "XANA"s undone the gravity! Run away before you float away!"
#108) Dress up in white powder, hang on a cable, and slip yourselves into the opposite gender's Dressing Room/Rest Room. When comeone lookes at themselves in the mirror, whistle.
It's the only place they don't have security cameras.

[TB3]

#109) Climb on top of the shelves with all your friends and do a song and dance Broadway musical number, tap-dancing and all;


"Oh! Oh! If you need it!
Wall-Wall-Wallmart's got it!
Yo! Yo! Hey we got it!

Here we've only got one rule,
Never let your heels go cool,
Keep on shopping till you drop!
More money for the Wall-Mart pot!"

[KayLenny#7 offline]

110. Spy on someone in your age range and eventually demand that they join your conspiracy.
111. Grab a broom, tie pantyhoes around your head, jump around like a maniac, and jab random people with the broom yelling "Impact!".

[5188148 offline]

That can't be good....

112. Take a ring from the jewelry section (if possible) and ask to see the manager, then propose.

113. Challenge a random sales associate to a tickle fight and when they refuse, sulk and threaten to complain to management

114. Hit on the staff, especially the cashiers at the more popular checkouts

115. Challenge a random sales associate to a deathmatch

[Dr. Ezra offline]

116. Walk up to someone's cart and comment on the things they plan to purchase.

I've always wanted to do this to someone.

[Oddball offline]

117. Get a job at the McDonald's and when some comes up say "Welcome to the good burger can I take you order" loved that movie

91.take the cheap balls and throw them around the place and a big mess and run

I did that

I did that a couple a years ago with my cousin

[KayLenny#7 offline]

118. Draw a Xana symbol on your forhead and climb the shelves. If you make it to the top, hiss at and/or jump on anyone who passes you.

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

119) Take a bat and smash all of the ceiling fans

[Reesane offline]

120.

Right befor you leave to go to wall-mart, eat garlic, stinky chease, onions....

then, walk up to people and breath hevaly...