Lyoko Freak Code Lyoko Caption Contest Returns! (New Rules)

[Stonecreek]

A dirty mind might be necessary to make these captions funnier than they seem at first. Well, at least the first one.

#1
Ulrich: Are the monsters doing what I think they're doing over there? *leers*
Aelita: Ulrich, I swear to Franz, if you take one step toward them, I will...
Ulrich: Super sprint! *flies off*
Odd: It's like a car crash...I can't look away.

#2
Odd: Hey Jeremie, you OK, buddy?
Jeremie: *typing in* Day 5,482. First human contact in weeks. Don't know how to respond.
Odd: Oh geez, not you, too!

#3
Ulrich: Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh man oh boy...
Sissi: Can it be I am finally having an effect on Ulrich? Glorious day!
Ulrich: *to self* I hope no one wanders by and sees us like this. I'd never hear the end of it. Oh, but I really hope Sissi doesn't notice her boob brushing against my arm. For a while, ah!

Bonus pic
Raven: Next time, someone else is driving…
Beast Boy: *gulps audibly* OK…eep.

[Carth]

Once again, I am reserving this space because I do not want to caption at work due to the weird looks over my shoulder. These may be done tomorrow morning, if I don't sleep in too late.

People at your work need to learn to stop being so nosy.

But I digress.

[SilverPrince offline]

Well, there's six entries. I shall judge tomorrow, so anyone who wishes to enter should get their butts in gear and do so.

[HiddenWatcher offline]

One

Two:
Riddle: What produces joy in Ulrich, fear in Aelita, and slightly melancholic boredom in Odd?
Answer: A three-meter mashed potato replica of Yumi's head.

Jeremie: Odd, no! Don't lean forward!
But it was too late. The delicately crafted balances that allowed Odd's pencil neck to support the weight of his mammoth head were undone and something snapped like a twig.

Three:
Ulrich: So for the last time, get off of me, or else!
Sissi: Or else what, Ulrich?
Ulrich: You see this cover? See this snake in the drink? That's meant to be literal.

Bounus:
Beast Boy: ...Azarath Itegon Traigon Letora Ozar Zinthos!
Traigon: Bursts into flame and is sucked into a hundred-foot vortex rising out of the ground.
Raven:o_O

[SilverPrince offline]

Alrighty. Time's up. Again, non-ranked captions are in order of post. Any point information in italics doesn't actually count, but is there for novelty purposes.

The Gem was born of evil's fire:
1. Tangent128. Odd might as well invite Sissi. I mean she's almost been on Lyoko like a bazillion and a half times.
2. Stonecreek. Let's just also hope that it doesn't become like a car crash in that it involves broken glass and pieces of metal. Because that's very concerning. In various ways.
3. Sithking Zero. This whole "replace 'God' with 'Franz'" thing is catchy.
T-Loaf: But aren't they already pretty much inside a giant video game?
Carth: I googled that but I still have no idea what Candied Island is. D:
Andy Waltfeld: OMIGAWD IS IT EDWARD CULLEN? OMGOMGOMGOMGGGGGG
HiddenWatcher: The forehead alone would be enough mashed potatoes to feed a small third-world country.

The Gem shall be his portal:
1. Tangent128. You win everything. Forever.
2. Sithking Zero. The mental image of this is just so amazingly epic, I can't even comprehend it.
3. Carth. Dang it, Jeremie, if you keep doing that, Al Gore is going to hunt you down and environmentalist you to death.
T-Loaf. I enjoy how you linked the two captions together.
Andy Waltfeld. There are times that Jeremie concerns me...
Stonecreek. I don't know what the rules are on ties. If I can do them, I would so tie you for third place.
HiddenWatcher. SHHHHHH. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO MENTION THE IMPOSSIBLE NECKS. Bad things happen to people who mention the necks...

He comes to claim, he comes to sire:
1. Stonecreek. Heh heh. You said boob.
2. Carth. Sasuke-kun, no! You're supposed to love meeeeeeeee!
3. Sithking Zero. I can totally imagine Ulrich imagining Sissi talking like that.
Tangent128. "Sissi, I don't know how you got this brand new car, tickets to the World Cup and a paid vacation to Tahiti, but I'm very concerned and suddenly I very much want to be your boyfriend"
T-Loaf. Is this also tied in with 1 and 2? It kinda seems like it is but I'm not sure.
Andy Waltfeld. I don't know what you're referencing...
HiddenWatcher. And now snakes? Where does Sissi get these things?

The End of all things mortal:
1. Sithking Zero. I don't think Trigon could have ever spawned something like Erynnism. He's simply not evil enough.
2. Stonecreek. Raven behind the wheel of a car is scarier than 10 Trigons, canon YumixJeremie and 15 giant teddy bears combined.
3. T-Loaf. Looney Tunes. ^_^
Tangent128. That was one of the few Doctor Who episodes I've seen.
Carth. Raven consumes things besides tea and pizza? INCONCEIVABLE.
Andy Waltfield. Were I a different person I would have been tempted to give this first place. I mean, come on, Starfire and Raven. Epic femslash.
HiddenWatcher. Are you just making up words, or is that an actual spell she said? It wouldn't surprise me if it was.

Icky.
1. Stonecreek (Pic 1)
2. Andy Waltfeld (Pic 2)
3. Carth (Bonus)

Wait, wut?
1. HiddenWatcher (Pic 1)
2. Andy Waltfeld (Bonus)
3. T-Loaf (Pic 2)

ROFLCOPTERS:
1. Tangent128 (Pic 2)
2. Sithking Zero (Pic 2)
3. Carth (Pic 3)

Instant-First-Place-In-The-Runnings: (Down with the Stonecreek Dynasty! Viva la Revolucion!)
Tangent128 (Pic 2) (+150)

In local news:
Tangent128: 159 (9)
Stonecreek: 10
Sithking Zero: 9
Carth: 5
Andy Waltfeld: 4
HiddenWatcher: 3
TheLordOfAppleFreaks: 2

And around the world:
0. Tangent128 (242)
1. Stonecreek (216)
2. Tekirai (132)
3. Carth (131)
4. Sithking Zero (107)
5. Tangent128 (92)
6. SilverPrince (84)
7. Ghost Guest (75)
8. Malky (73)
9. HiddenWatcher (53)
10. JesusFreak (43)
11. Andy Waltfeld (36)
12. TheAppleFreak (35)
13. Mewberries151 (21)
14. kamekai (20)
15. Lyoko is Cool (Eighteen)
16. MemoAwesome (16)
17. ODDCHEEZY (12)
18. Reesane (10)
19. AngelBolt (9)
20. MakeYourself (Eight)
21. Blue Armor Boy (7)
22. Fraxtil (Jeremified) (6)
23. Ulrich's lil bro (4)
24-27. (tie) Narikii (3), Aelita (3) XanaNeverDies (3)
28-29. (tie) Kita Keru (2), yumi ulrich (2)
30. ninja_ulrich (1)
31-32. (tie) Raven_613 (0), Pyro-Lord (0)
33-35. (tie) Shadowmask (-1), sentai (-1), jeremey56 (-1)

[TheAppleFreak]

For the record, everything was linked.

And now I'll do something!
To be: http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/06_cruel_dilemme/Cruel_dilemme_087.jpg
Or not: http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/59_le_secret/Le_secret_040.jpg
To be: http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/56_fausse_piste/Fausse_piste_255.jpg
Aaaaaaand.... Le bonus! http://www.yahelite.org/lol/screenclean.swf
I wanna see how people react to that.

[Sithking Zero offline]

Pic One: Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the <s>water</s> Gym...

Pic Two:

William Clone: Yyyuuuuuuuumiiiiiii!!!! Ulrich called me a mean name!!
Yumi: (thoughts)I sooo can't wait until we get the real one back... (out loud) ULRICH! What have I said about that!
Ulrich: But it's fuuuunnnn!!!

Pic Three:

Odd: Okay, what are you doing?
Jeremie: I'm trying to make the Supercomputer more powerful. This'll either work or it'll destroy the world.
Odd: Wait, what?
Jeremie: GO!!!
(turns on program)
Odd:...
Jeremie:...
Odd: Well, I guess nothing happ-
Man in Black: DOCTOR XANAGONAPUS, BROAAAAAHHHHH!

(for reference, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSVNbxjdvv8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQLKEZzBIZE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3ZYF-Zmo2E )

Pic Bonus:

Ulrich: All right, William, time to have an increadibly violent fight to the death!
William: That's what you think! Hraaaaaaaa-!
Ulrich: Yyyyyyyaaaaaaahhhh-!!!
(Charge at each other)
(As soon as they meet, the bonus picture appears with the words "Relax-O-Vision" appear)
(it vanishes.)
Ulrich: Wow, that was the most violent battle ever! I can't believe that I survived! Anyone who missed that fight is going to be sorry!
Lyoko Fans: DAMN YOU CARTOON NETWORRRRRRRRKKK!!!

[desincarnation offline]

#1
After few more sumo mags this evening, Jim had to give up.

#2
William(screams): Stop touching meee!
Jim(offscreen): Silence! I'll kill you!
Yumi: I'm outta here, I won't play Jeff Dunham.

#3
"IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!"
XANA couldn't take it more literally.

Bonus:
Just... few... more... licks... and I'll... get... YOU!

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

Andy Waltfeld. I don't know what you're referencing...

Curse of Monkey Island with a Snatcher chaser. Both great point-and-click adventure games.

To be honest, I'd been waiting for an opportunity to use "And that's the part where I died." or somesuch as a jarring "the audience has landed in the middle of an irrelevant conversation" line.

On to the new batch!

ZEPHYRANTES
Jim: Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me/I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too...

PHYSALIS
Apparently Yumi wasn't the only one shocked/repulsed at William's lack of stamina...

DENDROBIUM
Further taste tests would reveal that the recall of the new Thunder Berry Gushers was ill-advised, as people PREFERRED the batches made while XANA was possessing the High Fructose Corn Syrup vats.

GERBERA
Dog: There's only one thing that could be on the other side of that screen, and that's BACON!

[SilverPrince offline]

Aaaaaaand.... Le bonus! http://www.yahelite.org/lol/screenclean.swf
I wanna see how people react to that.

I'll edit this post later when I have time, but I would just like to say that that fascinated my cat.

[Stonecreek]

I was actually going to do this contest, since I have a huge lead. But I'll do the next one instead. Now, for captions, like I promised. And I apologize in advance for #2 being rather BKO worthy for the open forums.

#1
You don't want to know what Jim was doing to get hin to fall asleep that deeply, for that long, and snoring that badly. Really, just don't ask. At all.

#2
Clone-William: Man, why did nobody tell me grabbing my junk was so fun?
Yumi: Um, maybe you shouldn't be doing that in public....
Girl in glasses in the background: Oh, I disagree! *drool*

#3
Ever seen the Green Mile? Yeah, it's sorta like that, only with XANA instead of the evil bug-type things.

Bonus pic
Dog's owner: Well, I guess making out with your reflection in the mirror is better than humping the neighbor's leg...

[Tangent128 offline]

Bulbasaur:
If Jim weren't still bracing, he'd have noticed that his dentist had been possessed by XANA and run off to kidnap Aelita hours ago.

Charmander:
Purple-shirt: "Undercover agent #9001 reporting: We have finished refining the virulent meme we harvested last year and have released it into Test Subject #1"
William: "BREAK-BREAK-BREAKDANCE! HERE WE GO-O-O-O!"
Yumi: What is the matter with him?

Squirtle:
10 seconds before:
Odd: Hey, Mr. Man in Black! You dropped this book thing... Err... what does "Zaker" mean?

Special Pikachu Edition:
Do not eat cheezburger in front of your screen- I iz on the cat payroll.

[HiddenWatcher offline]

1:

Oh God, it's going to eat me! Aah!

*cowers in corner*

It's okay. Art can't hurt me. Art can't hurt me.

2:

The combined psychic energies of most CodeLyoko fans have finally penetrated into the show and let William know exactly how the fandom feels about him.

3:

Okay, it's official. The switchover from big forehead jokes to enormous mouth jokes is hereby implemented.

Bonus:

How many licks does it take to get through the fourth wall and allow the Internet to pour out of the newly-created tear between the physical and digital realms? The world will know all too soon.

[Carth]

#1
Odd: And on this episode of "Things We Do To People Who Forget To Lock Their Doors At Night", we're going to see how many marshmallows we can fit in Jim's mouth before he wakes up!

#2
William: SHE'S TOUCHING MY BATHING SUIT PLACE!
Yumi: William, I'm touching your elbow...
(I can't let this one go, but I do have a better, more BKO one I'll put in CT!.)

#3
Male Diclonious were not quite as threatening as their female counterparts, but they were a good deal more disturbing, and just as deadly if you got close enough. I hope you all know what diclonii are. If you don't, go find out, and then don't read the manga.

Bonus:
Someday soon, Mr. Fluffypoops hoped that his incessant licking would dissolve the walls of his prison, leaving him to dominate the world of the fourth wall without resistance.

And SilverPrince, Candied Island is a Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack reference.

[TheAppleFreak]

Okay, there are seven entries. I'll judge tomorrow, so if you wanna see if you can overthrow someone else, get your butt in here.

[TheAppleFreak]

Gah! I forgot to do it yesterday! So, I guess now will be the time.

To be:
1st) Carth: I thought Jim had learned his lessons by now!
2nd) HiddenWatcher: It's okay. Art has the same effect on me.
3rd) Sithking: ...I don't want to know what it was like before...
desincarnation: I agree.
Andy Waltfeld: I don't get it. I can remember to spell your name!
Stonecreek: I have an idea...
Tangent128: Jim has to learn to be snappier about this stuff. Really.

Or not
1st) TIE! desincarnation and Tangent: you two win. Forever.
2nd) Stonecreek: Undoubtedly BKO.
Sithking: That's a Hiroki clone in the making!
Andy: Still don't get it. Unless....
HiddenWatcher: NOOO! THE FOURTH WALL HAS BEEN BREACHED!
Carth: A little bit of BKO would have helped.

To be
1st) Sithking Zero: Unexpected. I like it.
2nd) Andy Waltfeld: You see? XANA can be a marketing genius too!
3rd) HiddenWatcher: Now, we need to find something else to make fun of.
Carth: I don't get the reference.
desincarnation: No comment.
Stonecreek: I don't get it. Again.

Le bonus!
1st) Sithking Zero: You also win.
2nd) Carth: WORLD DOMINATION!
3rd) HiddenWatcher: Tootsie Roll or glass? Which will last longer?

Blar:
1) Andy (pic 1)
2) Stonecreek (pic 2)
3) Stoney (again, bonus)

:
1) Sithking (bonus)
2) Tangent (pic 2)
3) desincarnation (pic 2)

:
1) Carth (Bonus)
2) Tangent (pic 3)
3) HiddenWatcher (pic 1)

Today's news:
Sithking Zero: 10
Carth: 8
Tangent128: 7
HiddenWatcher, Andy Waltfeld, and Stoney: 5
desincarnation: 4

And yesterday's...
1. Stonecreek (221)
2. Carth (139)
3. Tekirai (132)
4. Sithking Zero (117)
5. Tangent128 (99)
6. SilverPrince (84)
7. Ghost Guest (75)
8. Malky (73)
9. HiddenWatcher (58)
10. JesusFreak (43)
11. Andy Waltfeld (41)
12. TheAppleFreak (35)
13. Mewberries151 (21)
14. kamekai (20)
15. Lyoko is Cool (Eighteen)
16. MemoAwesome (16)
17. ODDCHEEZY (12)
18. Reesane (10)
19. AngelBolt (9)
20. MakeYourself (Eight)
21. Blue Armor Boy (7)
22. Fraxtil (Jeremified) (6)
23-24. (tie) Ulrich's lil bro (4), desincarnation (4)
24-27. (tie) Narikii (3), Aelita (3) XanaNeverDies (3)
28-29. (tie) Kita Keru (2), yumi ulrich (2)
30. ninja_ulrich (1)
31-32. (tie) Raven_613 (0), Pyro-Lord (0)
33-35. (tie) Shadowmask (-1), sentai (-1), jeremey56 (-1)

[Sithking Zero offline]

My score is 117.

As a Halo fan, this makes me very, very happy.

[Stonecreek]

Ok, my round. The comic strip idea went nowhere, so now you have nice, plain screencaps to caption. Please do so.

#1: http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c68/S ... t_0331.jpg

#2: http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c68/S ... e_1951.jpg

#3: http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c68/S ... d_0551.jpg

Bonus pic
I've done it before, so I'll do it again: make me a motivational poster using this site

[Carth]

I do have a bonus pic, but woof, these comics are gonna be difficult...fantastically original, but difficult! This'll take some thinking, but for now, bonus for ye-

Bonus:


May I claim the next contest? 8D?

[Stonecreek]

Of course.

And to do the strips, one does not need to actually put words in the bubbles (though that'd be cool). They can just provide the words that'd go in the bubbles.

Of course, if this goes over like a lead balloon, I'll just put up some new pics to caption.

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

Andy Waltfeld: I don't get it. I can remember to spell your name!

It's non-Holy Grail Monty Python.

Also, abstaining from this one due to being overwhelmed by the amount of speech bubbles.

[Stonecreek]

Andy Waltfeld: I don't get it. I can remember to spell your name!

It's non-Holy Grail Monty Python.

Also, abstaining from this one due to being overwhelmed by the amount of speech bubbles.

Yeah, if noone decides to enter before Monday, then I'm just gonna put up normal screencaps. I just like the comics a lot.

[Carth]

Andy Waltfeld: I don't get it. I can remember to spell your name!

It's non-Holy Grail Monty Python.

Also, abstaining from this one due to being overwhelmed by the amount of speech bubbles.

Yeah, if noone decides to enter before Monday, then I'm just gonna put up normal screencaps. I just like the comics a lot.

I like them too, and it's no insult to them (or to you) that I can't think of captions...I guess they just inflict more restrictions, what with setting up exactly what characters have to speak in what order and in what position.

[Stonecreek]

Ok, it's Monday, so I am dumping the comic pages and replacing them with oridnary screencaps. Links are now replaced, so caption away, folks.

[Rho offline]

#1
Odd: There's not one place on Lyoko that delivers fried chicken!
Aelita: Odd, pay attention!

#2
...I just can't think of anything non-BKO for this one.

#3
Odd: Uhh.. Sissi.. maybe I SHOULDN'T have given you a haircut after all.. Well, there goes my career plan to become a barber. Heh.


And bonus.