Lyoko Freak Code Lyoko Caption Contest Returns! (New Rules)

[Carth]

There's no way I can let this thread sit inactive. I'll post some pics 8D

One: http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/75_cor ... te_291.jpg
Two: http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/69_dou ... er_035.jpg
Three: http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/69_dou ... er_200.jpg
And then this one: http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/sims/ ... _plump.jpg

I'll be away for a week after July 4th, and I'll judge as soon as I get back. See? You has a timeframe.

[TheAppleFreak]

Picture !:
Yumi: Okay, I know you're madly in love with me, Johnny, but you didn't have to buy me a laptop to prove it!
Johnny: *stares with a dreamy look on his face*

Picture @:
Odd's success in bed last night had been among some of his more notable achievements. He couldn't help but share it with the world.

Picture #:
While William began his metamorphosis into the Hulk, Ulrich mistook him for a leech attached to Yumi.
Ulrich: DIE! DIE, YOU LEECH! AAAUGH!!!!

Pictah $:
So much for penguins having an impeccable sense of direction.


Yeah, this is what you get after stuffing yourself full of spaghetti, meatballs, and ice cream over dinner.

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

EINS
Yumi: How many times do I have to tell you two - I'm not doing anything "Just As Planned" or "Exactly As Planned!"
Hiroki: Not even regular old "as planned?"
Yumi: Not with you crowding me since yesterday afternoon, I'm not!

ZWEI
Abstaining. Everything that could be said about this pic was said in BKO months ago.

DREI
Ulrich: Huh. I really COULD use some deodorant.
William: Why'd you have to pick up the chair just to check that?
Ulrich: Ummm...force of habit?

BEER? IT CAN'T BE!
Penguin: Ohhhh man, this is starting to turn out like one of my Japanese animes...
Snake (snowman): Otacon, what the hell kind of anime involves penguins (BKO)ing themselves in the snow?
Penguin/Otacon: The kind that American distributors never pick up because they underestimate the audience's ability to follow a deep plot, that's what!
Snake: ...Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

[Carth]

Two entries only? What screwery is this? I demand creativity! Make your brains do the working! Now!

(You can probably tell I'm running on very little sleep atm...)

[HiddenWatcher offline]

Picture 1:

Yumi: Back! Back, I say!
Johnny: You know what, forget this. Want to go get some ice cream?
Hiroki: Sure.

Picture 2:

Odd: And that's how I pulled it off! Whoo!
Delmas (doing a slow clap): Bravo, Mr. Delarobia. Bravo. However, the next time you successfully get away with a prank, it may be best if you do not recount it out loud in the lunchroom. You have detention this Saturday.
Odd:...Crud.

Picture 3:

William: Huh? What are you doing?!
Ulrich: Nooothing?
William: You were about to hit me with that chair, weren't you?
Ulrich: Noooo?
William: Look, just because we both like the same girl doesn't mean we have to fight. We can settle this in a rational manner.
Ulrich: slowly raises the chair.
William: No!
Ulrich: Okay.

Bonus Picture:

DENIED! Sorry, but robots are the new penguins.

(This is my joke rather than me refusing to do a joke)

[Stonecreek]

Yeah...these probably aren't so funny. And the first three definitely stray into BKO territory, so they will be in small text. I'm putting them up in Caption This! in BKO preemptively Just got that feeeling...

#1
Yumi: No, this is my laptop full of porn, and NO, you can't borrow it. Why the *bleep* would you two want to watch my type of porn anyway?
Hiroki: Duh, sis, you don't think I hang out with Johnny out of the goodness of my heart, do you?

#2
Odd: I CAME!
Random spiky-haired dude: I knew Odd liked food, but damn...
Mr. Delmas *plotting in the background* Oh my, this detention will be so much fun...

#3
Ulrich: Take it like a man, William! This was your idea in the first place.
William: When I said I was into leather and getting spanked, I defintely was NOT thinking of your office chair! YEOWCH!

Bonus pic
Penguin *to snowman*: Hoo yeah, I'm good! If penguins can't fly, how'd I get out the window, huh?
Snowman: I saw nothing.

[Carth]

Okay, four entries! No matter, I can judge now...

ENO
1- Stonecreek. I hope I'm understanding the joke correctly, but as I understand it...dohohohoho. x3
2- Andy Waltfield. That laptop does look a bit like a Death Note...perhaps a Death...'Top?
3- TheAppleFreak. Awwww.
HiddenWatcher- They wouldn't give up that easily...

OWT
1- Andy Waltfield. The subtlety makes this golden.
2- Stonecreek. At first I was like o.o, and then I read Delmas's line, and I was like 8D.
3- HiddenWatcher. Poor Odd. He can't be a celebrity with anyone.
TheAppleFreak. If Odd really thinks he's that good...

EERHT
1- TheAppleFreak. And somehow he thought the leech was worse? xD
2- Stonecreek. One point because of the lulz, another because I secretly love this pairing.
3- HiddenWatcher. Yumi + Ulrich + William + Rational = no.
Andy Waltfield. Eh?

Bonus.
1- Stonecreek. Perhaps he is a tumbler.
2- HiddenWatcher. Robot...penguin?
3- TheAppleFreak. He does look a tad lost...
Andy Waltfield. Eh?

I lold.
1- Stonecreek, pic 2
2- TheAppleFreak, pic 3
3- Andy Waltfield, pic 1

I ewwd.
1- Andy Waltfield, pic bonus
2- Stonecreek, pic 2 (or 1)
3- TheAppleFreak, pic 2. In the right light...

I asdfghjkld.
1- Andy Waltfield, pic 3
2- HiddenWatcher, pic bonus.
3- Stonecreek, pic bonus.

You scored.
Stonecreek: 16
Andy Waltfield: 12
TheAppleFreak: 8
HiddenWatcher: 6

And so did these people.
1. Stonecreek (200) (oh cra-)
2. Tekirai (129)
3. Carth (126)
4. Sithking Zero (91)
5. (tie) Lyoko422 (77), Tangent128 (77)
6. Ghost Guest (75)
7. Malky (73)
8. HiddenWatcher (50)
9. JesusFreak (43)
10. Andy Waltfield (30)
11. TheAppleFreak (24)
12. Mewberries151 (21)
13. kamekai (20)
14. Lyoko is Cool (18)
15. MemoAwesome (16)
16. ODDCHEEZY (12)
17. Reesane (10)
18. AngelBolt (9)
19. MakeYourself [8]
20. Blue Armor Boy (7)
21. Fraxtil (Jeremified) (6)
22. Ulrich's lil bro (4)
23. (tie) Narikii (3), Aelita (3)
25. (tie) Kita Keru (2), yumi ulrich (2)
27. ninja_ulrich (1)
28. (tie) Raven_613 (0), Pyro-Lord (0)
30. (tie) Shadowmask (-1), sentai (-1), jeremey56 (-1)

I really hope someone wants to take the contest...o_____o...

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

I have no bleeding clue how many points went where, but I had intended to legitimately abstain from Pic 2. Given the irony, though, I guess I'll keep the points.

More importantly, FELD, not FiELD. Like the Sein.

[Carth]

Okay, SO. The fact that the caption contest was dead for two months is something of a travesty. So I'm reviving it. Please please please make it beautiful.

It's just a jump to the left
And a step to the right
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insaaane (Content note- that's Odd in Yumi's body)

LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAIN (THEM PANTS)

[SilverPrince offline]

I feel like I always do really bad at these, but I might as well give it a shot.

One:
Yumi: Oh, William, you look like you're in so much pain! I just... *sniff* I just want to say one thing: Stop.
William: *confused/pained grunt*
Yumi: *sad, hushed voice* It's... hammertime.

Two:
Sissi: See, Herve? He is obviously hotter than you. He's literally steaming. When I pour water on you it just slides off. Your face is so greasy it's waterproof.
Herve: That's... great, Sissi, but why did you knock him out during the school play to do this?
Sissi: I... well, you see... er... I have no idea. This caption makes no sense.
Nikolas: Why do I only have one sock?

Three:
Girl with red hair in back: Yeah, that's right. Don't mind me. I'm not here, I don't exist. Look at the main characters, what with their silly names and character development and... and... and normal amounts of fingers. 'Oh, we can't use her', Moonscoop says. 'She only has four fingers on her left hand. But we can put her in back in that scene with Yumi in the ridiculous outfit'. Whatever. I should have tried out for Teen Titans. I could have so been Raven.

Hm. Lots of words. And lots of meta-ing.

Bonus:
Ulrich: Oh my God. Just look at how ridiculous that tower looks.

[TheAppleFreak]

For the record, I'm thinking slightly naughty today.

Picture 1:
Yumi: Look, William, I already told you. YOU ARE A GUY! Please, I'm begging you, you don't have to check!
William: But I wanna see it! *checks anyways*
Yumi: *facepalm*

Picture 2:
Odd: Feel the fire burning in my soooul!
Let it burrrn!
Feel the fire bur--
Sissi: WHERE? I DON'T LIKE FIRE! *tries to put out the fire in his soul*
Herve:
...
...
...She needs to listen to better music...
[/darudereference]

Picture 3:
William: ...and to finish it off, you take it in your hand and jiggle it up and down! It's fun!
Odd in Yumi's body: ...
William: See, I'll do it now! *jiggles half-filled bottle of jello*
Odd in Yumi's body: ...That's not jello....

SQUEE!
Ulrich: ...XANA, you're an idiot. The activated tower is over there.
*smoke monsters leave and circle around other tower; Ulrich runs into tower*
Ulrich: suckers...

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

INTEGRAL
Even though it would mean the end of Weekend Update with Odd Della Robbia, the gang had no choice but to ban all Saturday Night Live sketch re-enactments after William got his hands on the Yoga Autofellatio skit.

SUBSTANCE
Herb: Uh, I don't really believe the saying "take it with a lick of salt" means anything close to "pour a whole can of Morton's on a liar."
Sissi: It's strangely satisfying, though.
Odd: *GOITER'D*

SUBSISTENCE
Faced with one of the most mundane pictures to work with, Yumi!Odd and William quickly moved to discuss the nuclear option: getting dangerously self-referential.

MGS4 DATABASE
Ulrich: I'm not entirely sure these'll meet the need for "parachute pants" that Jeremy and I discussed earlier...

[Tangent128 offline]

1: Sorry William! But there's nothing we can do... you clone shorted out the Pokemon cartridge completely.

2: LITTLE KNOWN NICKTOON SPINOFF #2375: Sissi Phantom

3: Well, I think Odd's taste in fashion is actually decent this time. You could have lost a worse bet...

*:
Ulrich: Gah, the Tower's heavily guarded. I betAH!
Kirby: SWULP!
Game: KIRBY GAINED KATANA POWER!
Game: BOSS BATTLE: Dark Matter Swarm

[Tekirai offline]

#1

<s>...

fffffffffffffffffff expressions</s>

Yumi: Wow, I... actually can't tell where my real eyebrows are anymore.

#2

Odd: Hehe, I'm actually so hot that I burst into flames. Whaddya think of THAT, Si-gurgle no more water spurt gulp
Odd's ascending spirit that looks remarkably like the shape of a duck: Totally worth iiiiiiiit

#3

Yumi: So I've been trying to be more manly lately. I managed to tear my sleeves with my awesome muscles!
William: This is my fist of approval for you!
Yumi: I care endlessly.

#uhh

Ulrich: RETURN OF THE PARACHUTE PAAAAANTS
*tower deactivates itself out of sheer terror*

---

Yeah.

[Stonecreek]

I never anticipated these captions all having a theme, but they do, so there you go.

#1
Yumi: Please get up, William; you're embarrassing yourself. No matter how much you grovel, I'm still not going to have sex with you. Ever.

#2
Sissi: The only way I'd ever even consider hooking up with you is if you cured your B.O. problem. So, I've come up with a solution. *dumps a large bottle of deodorant all over Odd*
Odd: Um, not that I don't appreciate this and all, but why are we doing this on the school stage? And why are Herb and Nick here?
Sissi: You don't need to worry about that. You just need to lie there and take it.

#3
William: I'm totally digging that fuzzy vest, Yumi. Can I nuzzle my head against it?
Odd *in Yumi's body*: *thinking* I'm so gonna steal that pickup line...
<s>Knock yourself out, big boy</s>
<s>Later, when we're alone...</s>
Try it and you die.

Bonus Pic
Ulrich: Do these pants make my butt look big?

[Carth]

Six (and a half) entries in one week? This is beauteous! I think I'll end it on Saturday, then, if my dad's not serious about shipping us all up to NY for Columbus Day weekend...

I'll do me some captions cause I'm bored and I want to.

#1
William: Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy...
Yumi: *backs away*
William: *throws up*
(And that's what you get for watching Glee while drunk, William!)

#2
Sissi: And when the Odd has been roasted to a light golden brown, drizzle on some light butter sauce. Oh, look at him sizzle!

#3
Odd *thinking*: Please don't be undressing me with your eyes please don't be undressing me with your eyes
William: *totally is*

Bonus:
Ulrich: Well, looks like I'll have to go down and deactivate that tower. *flies over to tower with parachute pants*

[Sithking Zero offline]

Pic One: Even William, with his mighty sword, was no match for Yumi's freakish quadrouple eyebrows of doom.

Pic Two:

Sissi: Okay, Odd, here's the water, so the Laughing gas should stop-
Odd: GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! IT BURRRRRRRRNSSSS!!!!
Sissi: What? it's just Holy Water...

Pic Three:

Yumi (to self): My attempts to make William's head explode with my mind are not working. If only this was Garage Kids...

Bonus Pic: Ulrich, in his awesome wisdom, was beginning to suspect that those may not have been Tic-Tacs in Odd's Backpack after all.

[Carth]

So I love every single one of you for entering just so you know. You are sexy awesome. And as per Stonecreek starting to poke me in the back, judging time!

After the top three, the rest are in post order, so no, you are not in last place all the time, Teki.

Put your hands on your hips:
1. Tangent128. Poor bub! And he got that Shiny Pidgey too...
2. Stonecreek. Poor William. Despite being as gorgeous as he is, he gets the least action out of all of them...
3. Sithking Zero. Them things are sentient, I knew it!
SilverPrince. I don't quite understand how this would ease William's pain, but I don't question his taste...
XanaNeverDies. Now I have a mental image of Yumi in flames...
TheAppleFreak. Not in public, William!
Andy Waltfield. Now I want to find that.
Tekirai. Yumi, hint, it's the top set.

And put your knees in tiiight:
1. Sithking Zero. Cleanse the heathens!
2. TheAppleFreak. I need to find this song because Darude is lovely.
3. Andy Waltfield. Lolbeer.
SilverPrince. Self referential again! But "your face is so greasy" was win.
XanaNeverDies. The words "Ulrich", "body pillow" and "Jim" should never be used in conjunction ever again.
Tangent128. Yo, Sissi Phantom, she was just thirteen when she discovered a very strange machine, it was designed to view a world unseen...
Tekirai. This also made me laugh way more than it should. I guess it was the word "duck".
Stonecreek. Did not make much sense.

But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insaaaane:
1. TheAppleFreak. Made me laugh WAY more than it should .__.
2. Tekirai. For some reason the last line got me.
3. Stonecreek. Wouldn't it have been funny if Odd actually did get propositioned by William or something? Wait, did he?
SilverPrince. Poor bub. D:
XanaNeverDies. She forgot the face, I mean that's the most iconic thing.
Andy Waltfield. Sorry, I didn't notice in my frenzy to get a Odd-as-Yumi picture that two pics involved William and someone that looked like Yumi.
Tangent128. I think the only one who loses here is Yumi.
Sithking Zero. That would actually have been pretty neat...

LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAIN:
1. Stonecreek. NOPE, NOT AT ALL.
2. SilverPrince. Indeed.
3. Sithking Zero. This is your CL on drugs!
XanaNeverDies. I stole your lovely idea and I'm sorry.
TheAppleFreak. Stupid smoke monsters. Them don't even have eyes of XANA, so clearly they have no minds.
Andy Waltfield. Be careful of literal meanings. Or MC Hammer fans.
Tangent128. I...don't get it .___.
Tekirai. ALL BOW DOWN. I wish they'd brought them in at some point in the show, they're loovely.

Ewwww:
1. TheAppleFreak (Pic 3)
2. XanaNeverDies (Pic 2)
3. Andy Waltfield (Pic 1)

Threw me for a curveball:
1. Tangent128 (Bonus)
2. SilverPrince (Pic 3)
3. XanaNeverDies (Pic 1)

LOL:
1. SilverPrince (Bonus)
2. Sithking Zero (Pic 2)
3. Tekirai (Pic 3)

Stats:
TheAppleFreak: 8
SilverPrince: 7
Sithking Zero: 7
Stonecreek: 6
Tangent128: 6
Tekirai: 3
XanaNeverDies: 3
Andy Waltfield: 2

Bigger Stats:
1. Stonecreek (206)
2. Tekirai (132)
3. Carth (126)
4. Sithking Zero (98]
5. SilverPrince (84)
6. Tangent128 (83)
7. Ghost Guest (75)
8. Malky (73)
9. HiddenWatcher (50)
10. JesusFreak (43)
11-12. TheAppleFreak (32) Andy Waltfield (32)
13. Mewberries151 (21)
14. kamekai (20)
15. Lyoko is Cool (18]
16. MemoAwesome (16)
17. ODDCHEEZY (12)
18. Reesane (10)
19. AngelBolt (9)
20. MakeYourself [8]
21. Blue Armor Boy (7)
22. Fraxtil (Jeremified) (6)
23. Ulrich's lil bro (4)
24-27. (tie) Narikii (3), Aelita (3) XanaNeverDies (3)
28-29. (tie) Kita Keru (2), yumi ulrich (2)
30. ninja_ulrich (1)
31-32. (tie) Raven_613 (0), Pyro-Lord (0)
33-35. (tie) Shadowmask (-1), sentai (-1), jeremey56 (-1)

Now, please, someone, I beg of you, take the caption contest! I want to <s>beat Teki</s> do some captions again!

[SilverPrince offline]

I shall take the caption contest. I'll rummage through CL.fr and then edit this post with the text images to caption.

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The Gem was born of evil's fire,
The Gem shall be his portal.
He comes to claim, he comes to sire,
The End of all things mortal. (Bonus)

Also, I just want to share this with you.

[Tangent128 offline]

1: Odd: Of course they had to go throw a Couple's Dance in Sector Five.

2:
Odd: We should really be getting back to fighting XANA, shouldn't we?
Jeremie: Yep.
Odd: Just one more tab, right?
Jeremie: Yep.
...
Jeremie: Oh, so that's what the Xanatos Gambit is.
Odd: Hey, wait, what's a Lampshade Hanging? Click on that.

3: Sissi: Go with me to the dance, Ulrich, and one day all this could be yours!

*: Beast Boy: So, this message says, "Beware The Vashta Nerada". Any idea what that m-

[TheAppleFreak]

:eno erutciP
Ulrich: Wow! Look at that hi-tech gaming console! Let's play a game.
Aelita: I dib the second controller!
Odd: I wanted to play...

:owt erutciP
Odd: So they devirtualized me so I wouldn't play their games.
Jeremy: Yeah, that's about right. I can't do anything from here though.
Odd: ...I've got a naughty idea. You up for it?
Jeremy: I was born for this day. What do you have in mind?

:eerht erutciP
Ulrich: Yeah, Aelita, I've got you no-- what's going on?
Sissi: Ulrich, you're mine.
Ulrich: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

:sunoB
Beast boy: Which way is Albequerque again?
Cyborg: *points left* That way.
Beast boy: Good. We're making a wrong turn there.

I don't wanna do the extra... My thoughts are too dirty there.

[Carth]

<s>Tangent, if your #2 doesn't win something I will have to cause SilverPrince pain.</s>

#1
Ulrich: Yes! After all these years, we finally found it...Candied Island!
Aelita: CANDIED ISLAAAAND!!
Odd: Sure, it's nice, but what is that kid doing on it...?

#2
Odd: I hope that's your "Oh crap XANA's shut down the computer" face, and not your "Oh crap I just deleted the Internet" face.

#3
Ulrich: Sissi, for the hundredth time, neither I nor anyone else wants to read your self-insert Naruto fanfiction. And I didn't mean I wanted you to read it for me, either!
Sissi: But this is the best part! Sasuke's about to confess his deepest feelings for Tsuyuki Rose Demona! Really, it's beautiful!
Ulrich: D8

Bonus:
Beast Boy: And in other news, Raven actually beat me in a black bean burrito eating contest. The populace is advised to stay indoors.

And I don't really see anything with this other picture...

[SilverPrince offline]

<s>Tangent, if your #2 doesn't win something I will have to cause SilverPrince pain.</s>

...

And I don't really see anything with this other picture...

I think I may have to create an Instant-First-Place-In-The-Running Category for it.

And just look at the guy. He's all like :}, he's hoarding the ball as if it's his girlfriend, and he's got his fingers out like he's casting a magic spell or something. I just found the whole scenario hilarious.

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

THE FIRST:
Aelita: OhmygodohmygodohmygodOHMAHGAWD~
Ulrich: So THAT's what draws the ladies to Twilight.
Odd: You mean BESIDES the sparkly vampires, the pedo werewolves, and the magically resolved plot twists?

STRONGER:
Odd: Remind me again why William is taping our reactions to this vid-AUGH OH GOD OH JESUS (BKO) EVERYWHERE
Jeremy: (still emotionless)
Odd: ...How can you not be repulsed by this?
Jeremy: Because I've already seen worse. FAR worse.

V3:
Sissi: ...And that's the part where I died.
Ulrich: *sigh* Talk Like An Adventure Game Protagonist Day ended two hours ago, and your Guybrush Threepwood isn't all that convincing.
Sissi: Does this mean you don't want to INVESTIGATE > SISSI anymore?
Ulrich: It never meant that in the first place.

BLACK:
Raven (thinking): ...Why is it always Star trying to mentally undress me?
Starfire (thinking): ...Just where DOES Raven get these outfits that make it too easy for me to mentally undress her?
Robin (thinking): ...When will those two stop mentally undressing each other and skip to just undressing each other?

BLACK RX:
Guy: ...You remind me of the babe.

[Sithking Zero offline]

Pic One:

Aelita and Ulrich: CANDY MOUNTAIN! CANDY MOUNTAIN! CANDY MOUNTAIN!!
Odd: If you guys try to take my Kidney, I swear to Franz…

Pic Two:

Yumi: Hey, guys, what’s u-
Odd: SHHHHH!!!! Don’t… move…
Yumi: Wh-what?
Odd: Must… remain… perfectly… still… Nerds’… vision… centers… are… based… on… movement…
Yumi: That’s ridiculous.
Odd: (tosses piece of meat gently)
(Jeremie attacks it, shredding it instantly)
Yumi: 0_0 I'm gonna go now...

Pic 3:

Sissi: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Love you blah blah blah blah blah Ulrich blah blah blah blah Yumi sucks blah blah blah…
Ulrich: (Thinking) I wonder if I can see my brain…

Bonus:

Beast Boy: … Yeah, we’re definitely not in the right website.
Robin: What are you talking about? That sign in the corner says it’s “TitansGo.net!â€