Sleepover of pwn

[YDV offline]

Ha! Au contraire! I am actually covered in anti-tazer.... stuff. And I'm impervious to tazers. You'll have to try something else. >3 *sits and waits to be attacked with random object*

[Rail Runner offline]

*goes and gets an anti tazer tazer gun...then fires it at you nullifying your anti tazer shield and tazing you at the same time* consider yourself PWNED.

[YDV offline]

D: I HAVE BEEN PWNED! Uh.... this means war. *gets out automatic donut-chucking machine gun* HOO-AH!!!!

[Rail Runner offline]

*reaches into the closet and pulls out a whole unit of cops who stand in front of me with their mouths open waiting to catch the donuts that are launched from YDV's funny weapon.

[YDV offline]

:O~ So it's a cop war you want, eh? *whips out cell phone and dials up the Grand Commissioner of the Royal Police*

I need a unit of police to come protect your Prince. ASAP. *hides under bunker while Royal Policemen arrive by superluminal jets, armed with even more donut-chucking machine guns*

[Rail Runner offline]

*gets on radio* pilot to bombardier, pilot to bombardier...bombs away buddy* *planes fly overhead dropping scorching hot chocolate on YDV and his crew of misfits* muhahahahahaha this isnt Narnia boys..so stop pretending you can beat me..muhahahaha

[YDV offline]

D: Hot chocolate! Hot chocolate! *Calls Commander of the Air Force* Bring in the marshmallowcopters!!!

*Marshmallowcopters come flying in, shooting marshmallows*

[Rail Runner offline]

ohhh marshmallow heli's huh...take this *pulls out his hot dog missle launcher and shoots down the helicopters* who wants roasted marshmallows in their hot chocolate...careful yall it might taste like YDV...haha.

[MalikDrako offline]

id love to join you shademan but I am in an empire earth battle right now so i respectfully decline your offer.

*My name is methos in chatbox* ha I just PWND you MalikDraco I can see your troop movements and I have tenthousand of everything.

if you could see my troop movements, you would know i have a massive force ready to destroy you

ahh. But I also entered "coffee train" making my citizens build stuff in one hit of their mishapen hammer and I have prepared 200 guard towers (fully upgraded of course), and 4 hangers of planes. two of them are atomic bombers and the other two are the red baron because he kicks snoopys arse every time.

then its a good thing i built these *pushes button, 100 nukes destroy every tower and most of rudger's base*

[Rudger offline]

id love to join you shademan but I am in an empire earth battle right now so i respectfully decline your offer.

*My name is methos in chatbox* ha I just PWND you MalikDraco I can see your troop movements and I have tenthousand of everything.

if you could see my troop movements, you would know i have a massive force ready to destroy you

ahh. But I also entered "coffee train" making my citizens build stuff in one hit of their mishapen hammer and I have prepared 200 guard towers (fully upgraded of course), and 4 hangers of planes. two of them are atomic bombers and the other two are the red baron because he kicks snoopys arse every time.

then its a good thing i built these *pushes button, 100 nukes destroy every tower and most of rudger's base*

So thats how you wanna play it huh. well look at this. *points to far away section of map where thousands of fortresses lie in wait.* You loose. *unleashes the hundreds of thousands of furys he has been storing.* Mua HAHA

[TB3]

(Finishes watching the movie as the other members blow each other to pieces)

Hmm, so the climax is that they shoot the Black Guy, who was the only survivor - think there's a hidden message in there guys?

(turns round and notices the mass carnage)

WAR! WOO-HOO!

(runs off and smashes through the wall with Vicky, my Volkswagen War-Waggon of Death! )

[Rail Runner offline]

*glares at TB3* show off...it only got that way because I worked on it *laughs* having fun man? Dont make me take out the suped up special ride that I have waiting for me...just dont tempt me to do it mangz.

[Jeremified offline]

Awright, DONUT/HOT CHOCOLATE/MARSHMALLOW/HOT DOG/VOLKSWAGEN/VICKY WAR!!!! I call YDV's side! *arms self with carrots*

[oddsgrlfriend offline]

*sits in a corner*

[Rail Runner offline]

*looks at oddsgirlfriend* you joining this one? or do you feel safer there? *looks at Jeremified* dude, we will win no matter what side you are on. *arms self with a bread loaf cannon* this means war.

[oddsgrlfriend offline]

*covers head* I'm happy here thanks.

[YDV offline]

ohhh marshmallow heli's huh...take this *pulls out his hot dog missle launcher and shoots down the helicopters* who wants roasted marshmallows in their hot chocolate...careful yall it might taste like YDV...haha.

But I taste good! D:

...How many wars are you gonna cause, mister? xD; Um. *throws a pillow at oddsgirlfriend*

PILLOW FIGHTTT!! >D

[oddsgrlfriend offline]

*catches pillow* DIE! *chases Lawney*

[Rail Runner offline]

*looks at YDV* you are going down son...*fires bread cannon and sends a loaf of bread right into your head* in the words of Dog The Bounty Hunter...BLAM...haha

[YDV offline]

NO! Uh.... *pulls out cake grenades to counter the bread cannon*

TO WARRR!!! D<

[Shademan v.39 offline]

*sits on the couch watching Your De-Virtualization and Virtualized STI duke it out*

(sigh)

*resumes reading "500 Pranks to Pull At Sleepovers"*

[Jeremified offline]

*punching glove comes out from a certain page in the book and hits Shademan* Ha! I have the extended edition of that book! 501 Pranks To Pull At Sleepovers!

[Shademan v.39 offline]

Oh, really? Well I happen to know that there's a prank that isn't in your "extended" version. Allow me to show you.

(snaps fingers which spawns one hundred bats that have a wingspan of 5 feet and have three rows of teeth)

(to bats while pointing at Jeremified) Get him.

(bats begins to chase Jeremified around the building.)

[Jeremified offline]

Muhaha. I have Bat-B-Gone spray! *sprays* And now... *turns Shademan into his own shadow*

[Shademan v.39 offline]

(Red eyes begin to glow from my shadow. All of the sudden, the shadow morphs from the wall back into my original self)

(chuckles evilly) You didn't honestly believe that cheap little trick would work, did you?

(floats into the air as claws morph into wings and spread out)

*scream*

(sends Noise Crush towards Jeremified)