Corrupt A Wish Game! Version Two!

[Carth]

You get a marriage proposal.

I wish one of us would remember this isn't the vending machine.

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted. I feel really stupid now, but so do you.

I wish my flash drive would work faster and better on these craptastic school computers.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. It is now .01% faster.

I wish my cat didn't shed everywhere.

[Carth]

Granted! He only sheds on you. And this does not eliminate his need to shed the same amount of hair.

I wish I could riot, now that my homework is done.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but you have to finish your vegetables. ALL OF THEM. On the continent.

I wish for food. Edible, good tasting food. In quantities that could not be defined as "excessive" or "inadequate".

[Carth]

Granted! Thing is, it looks like boogers. And you're eating it in front of that lovely guy you went to the movies with.

I wish to stay alive after saying that.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. You continue to live for five seconds. One... two... three... four... five.

[/Carth]

I wish Carth were alive. The forum would be no fun without her.

[Carth]

o///o

Granted, but I tackleglomp you.

I wish for SP to be happy for the rest of his days.

[Slayer offline]

Granted, but he died when you finished reading this

I wish that the next person's wish wasn't corrupted.

[Carth]

Can I grant this one? Pleease?

I wish for all posters after me to have a completely satisfying life.

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

Granted. Their afterlives wind up being- (reads phoenix544's post) ...Dangit.

I wish the concept of tenure was abolished, so college professors and politicians can be more easily sacked once they start lying through their teeth.

[SearchingLyoko offline]

Granted, XANA sacks tenure when he destroys the world.

I wish for this wish to be granted.

[Carth]

Granted. You're banned.

I wish for chicken.

[Rho offline]

You get a turkey.


I wish for a wish that I will use to wish for a wish.

[Kazu offline]

You get a turkey.


I wish for a wish that I will use to wish for a wish.

Granted, you have your wish, but you're stuck in a loop

I wish to replace the sound effects of the monsters in Lyoko with Gilbert Gottfried's voice!

[Carth]

Granted! Everyone talks like Gilbert Gottfried. Everyone. Including you.

I wish my paper would be DONE.

[Kazu offline]

Granted, except it's being humped by a dog.

I wish I could change my school schedule

[Carth]

Granted! You now go to my school. Enjoy the skirt.

I wish you went to my school, by some miracle.

[TheAppleFreak]

I'd grant this, but you need to define "you" first. Maybe I'll pull out Franz Hopper's pen*s glasses... unless you're talking about Kazu.

I wish I knew what to make of Carth's wish.

[Stonecreek]

Granted, but you get kicked out after a day.

I wish the Games forum would invent some revolutionary new forum game.

[Carth]

Granted! *opens a New Topic form in your face* Make one up.

I wish T-Loaf would forgive me for censoring his post. D:

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted. No repercussions. Really.

I wish I had more time to play HeartGold and read the new chapters of The Underground Castle.

[Carth]

Granted! HeartGold breaks, and the seven chapters of TUC are the only ones, ever.

I wish banana split.

[Colinahscopy offline]

Granted. When you receive the banana split, is all melted and not as tasty.

I wish to meet Adam Young.

[matsumo itsu offline]

granted, though he died while meeting you and you are arrested for murder.

I wish I wasn't so afraid of getting emotionally hurt