Corrupt A Wish Game! Version Two!

[Asantewaalrus offline]

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Well, I'm always up for checking out new and interesting things. : 3

Granted! But I get to keep it in a fish bowl.

I wish I wasn't curious on how TENTACLE!MONSTER-ON-MAGICAL!PONY would work... or have an incredible craving to doodle that for the giggles.

[Carth]

Granted. You don't. I don't really want to see that .__.

I wish I could give SilverPrince a new brain. I have one right here. It's from Abby...Abby Normal.

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted. However, you're not a brain surgeon, so... yeah.

I wish we could all play Brawl. I've never faced you guys.

[Carth]

Granted! I don't have Brawl. D:

I wish Chapter 2's beta would be done today D;

[Asantewaalrus offline]

Granted. Because I really want to read it. D ;

I wish I had some more than a sentence for the drabble thread.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. Chapter 2 of 5 nao, plzkthx.

I wish I could eat like Odd Della Robbia and not gain weight.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

TOTALLY READ THAT WRONG.

I was totally like, "WTFMATE?"

Ahem.

Granted. Here, take this toothbrush, you'll know what to do.

I wish I had glasses, 'cause the eye doctor totally lied.

[Carth]

Granted! You have Franz Hopper's glasses. And his associated eye-explosion powers. (Go find a thread called "Franz Hopper Facts" for an explanation. And revive it while you're at it plz.)

I wish I could know SilverPrince and Asa's AIM or MSN addresses so this sort of madness could go like ten times faster.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

Granted! EvilAsa93~

I wish I wasn't so cold. D ;

[SilverPrince offline]

Not granted, as I have neither of those things.

I wish I had the willpower to make an AIM. Or an MSN. Or something.

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted! A PM will be arriving shortly. (I know, I'm doing it wrong)

I wish I could type with both hands again.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

Granted?

Wow, I wish the Chalk Zone theme hadn't just played in my head... I also wish my thoughts weren't so random. D ;

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but Rudy's got the chalk, the chalk, the chalk, Chalk Zone.

I wish for world peace.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

Granted. Now we're going to put you in a dress, give you a tiara, set you under a spotlight and over a thousand audience and make you recite a Miss America speech.

Could you repeat that wish, please?

I wish I didn't have random television themes running through my head, especially since they're from things I haven't watch in ages.

[Carth]

Granted. Here we are, going far, to save all that we love. If we give all we've got, we will make it through. (You have to admit it's less random.)

And SilverPrince, I could've sworn that I added you on AIM once. Or was that one of those accounts you'd prefer doesn't exist? And mine is the depressingly teenybopper-y xxcarthmxx. On MSN, it's starphan@hotmail.com.

I wish I was sexy business.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

Granted. You know work alongside Fo'-darling in the "sexy business" where you are forced to wear tiny flapper dresses and work not only your hours, but the hours he got rid of as well.

So, like, 168 hours a week since 200 would be impossible.

I wish the forum hadn't suddenly died and I knew whether or not I was suppose to be writing the William drabble or what.

Also, I wish Carth would get on AIM or MSN.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted; I wrote the William drabble. Badly.

I wish for Monday not to come.

[Carth]

Granted! Skips right to Tuesday. You still have to go to school.

I wish for success and fulfillment in my life.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but remember that the Universe ends in a little less than two hours.

I wish I could hold a decent conversation.

[Carth]

I don't need to grant that. Or maybe I do. Anyway I think your conversational skills are just fine. Then again I'm insane.

I wish I didn't place Lyokofreak as a priority over homework. No, wait-

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, because you really need to do that homework. Otherwise no riots.

I wish I could think of the most witty, creative wish ever.

[Carth]

Granted! But now you can no longer do. You can only wish.

I wish I had the ability and focus to write A-grade AP Lit papers.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but it only applies to my AP Lit papers.

I wish the weather were better here in my vaguely-defined location.

[Carth]

Granted, but it only applies to my AP Lit papers.

Oh ffs-

Granted. But where did you want this weather? I forgot where you live.

<s>I put in a torrent of strikeout.</s>

[TheAppleFreak]

You get Asa in BKO.

I put in The Vending Machine from my school forums that I made to mimic this thread.