Lyoko Freak Code Lyoko Caption Contest

[TB3]

I'll add my captions soon but I'd like to say how great the pics look BD - with that 'semi-widescreen' thing they look so professional. Nice choice.

Who's gonna correct the tally?

[magnus4001 offline]

I'll add my captions soon but I'd like to say how great the pics look BD - with that 'semi-widescreen' thing they look so professional. Nice choice.

Who's gonna correct the tally?

I guess I can, since I noticed where the problem was and since AB's fit seemed directed at me. Just give me a bit of time.

[Darkborn offline]

I'll add my captions soon but I'd like to say how great the pics look BD - with that 'semi-widescreen' thing they look so professional. Nice choice.

Who's gonna correct the tally?

You mean DB right, not BD. Or are you refering to someone else? lol

[Stonecreek]

#1

Jeremie: Ulrich, you OK?
Ulrich: *is too traumatized to answer*
Jeremie: Hey, it's not my fault the Schipizoa found a new use for its tentacles...

#2

Odd: Guys, this is NOT funy! We're frozen here like this!

#3

Aelita: If you makle ONE comment about a Death Star trench run, I'll...
Jeremie: You'll what? *under his breath*God, I want to fire my missile into that...
Aelita: JEREMIE!!!

[Mewberries151]

Eh... I did, I think.

Okay, this just shows how unfit I am to do something like this. The points are there, and obviously you know it so well, and you know what points to start off of, so you can do it!
*Storms off*

That's not very responsible or nice to do, you know. I can understand your anger but no one was being mean to you about making a mistake on the tally. They only asked you to fix it.

In any case, magnus4001, I'll correct the tally if you like, so you won't have to. I won't mind so just let me know. ^_^

Anyway...

Caption 1:

Ulrich: Oh no...not again...it can't be!!!

PA System (playing): Break break break dance! Break break break dance! Break break break dance! Here we GOOOOOOO!!!

Caption 2:

Odd: I shelled out 75 Euros for this limited edition life-size Aelita doll, and I'll be darned if I let that Scyphozoa take it! XANA will just have to win his own off of EBay like I did.

Caption 3:

Hornet: Target is in sight, sir.

XANA (OS): Good...fire a warning shot across her nose!

( ^^; That last one is slightly funnier if you've seen Spaceballs... *sweatdrops* )

[magnus4001 offline]

Already did it, Mew. But thanks for the offer.

All right, here (I hope) are the correct point totals. Feel free to call me on anything I did wrong.

1. Magnus4001 (66p)
2. RoDrInCuBuS (41p)
3. TB3 (34p)
4. Lyoko Is Cool (31p)
5. Mewberries151 (24p)
6. Darkborn (23p)
6A. SamBlob (23p)
7. Werwek (20p)
8. DL (19p)
9. Stonecreek (16p)
10. Carth_upon_a_star (11p)
10A. Lyoko Addict (11p)
10B. Raven_613 (11p)
11. x1 ( 9p)
12. Blue Armor Boy (8p)
12A. McTrooper (8p)
13. Reesane (7p)
14. Agent_Marquez (6p)
14A. Sanji (6p)
15. Darklord (5p)
16. KraZie (4p)
16A. TL (4p)
17. Enki (3p) (banned from LF)
17A. psyt (3p)
17B. vertig73 (3p)
18. AngelBolt (2p)
18A. Lyokofire (2p)
18B. michaeldim (2p)
18C. Your De-Virtualizaton (2p)
19. Vchat20 (1p)

[Mewberries151]

Already did it, Mew. But thanks for the offer.

You're welcome. Thanks for re-tallying them for us!

*woots* I have hit the top five! ^.^

[Darkborn offline]

Beat me by one point, Mew lol.

Ok, I'm doing my own. THESE DON'T COUNT!

1)Ulrich: Aw man, I should have never eaten those 4 big bowls of Fiber-Os*poot*
Odd: Hmm, something smells good.


(Won't make much sense if you haven't watched Arfenhouse Teh Movie)
2)Odd: ahhahahahahahahahaha!
*a bologna sandwich comes out of nowhere*
Sandwich: You have a phone call
Odd: Wh00 Bez?!
*Ulrich comes into view*
Odd: F**k U J0, ur ruinin' ma esezx.(f**k you Joe, you're ruining my sex)
Ulrich: Housema- er Odd, I, just wanted to say STOP THROWING GARBAGE ON MY LAWN!
Odd: U, suxxor j0.(You suck, Joe)
Ulrich: It's Ulrich! and are you listening to a word I've said?
Odd: Yezzzz where else I put ma garbage?
Ulrich: *sigh* Anywhere but my lawn, considering I live what...12 miles away?
Aelita:*looks around*.....I BAT YOU!
3)
Krabe: *singing* You're beautiful....You're beautiful....You're beautiful, It's true!
Aelita: I don't trust you! *runs*
Krabe: Oh, of course, just because I'm one of Xana's minions doesn't mean that I have a good heart! Hypocrite! FIRE MISSLES!

[Chad Rains offline]

#1:
(episode: a fine mess)
Odd: This is really itchy. It has to come off.
*Odd strips off shirt and bra out in the open forgetting that Ulrich is still there*

#2:
Aelita: Uhm...Odd? You can get off me now. Everything is clear...Odd?
*after some silence, XANA's icon briefly flashes on Odd's forehead*
XANA: Muahaha! I have you now my pretty and your little dog-err-cat too!

#3:
*Jeremie is in control of a Krabe unbeknownst to Aelita*
Jeremie: Ok. a little farther down and center it off...OK. Now zoom in. THERE. perfect shot. Another one for my scrapbook.

[Reesane offline]

1.

XANA: This is the best attack ever!

Ulrick: I am in my XANDU pants.... And I can't get them off!

2.

XANA: Colen....

Colen: It's Lord Colen now!

XANA: Give odd back his body.

Colen: Never! not when I feal so Alive!

XANA (Thinking): 5... 4... 3... 2....

Aileta Doll explodes.

Xana: Thank for the Decoy!

Odd: We've taken out your evil co-worker. Now give use that pictur!

(Pictur of the lyoko gang in chicken suits apears.)

3. XANA... The evil pigen is back...

[TL.]

1:
*moaning* Yumi...Yumi...Yumi....YYYYYUUUUUUUMMMMIIIII! Aaaahhhhh.... (I'm sick. Hope I can compete with TB3)

2:
(I best I could think of. Think of the final in Titanic)
Odd: Aelita....Aelita...there’s a tower...wake up....princess...I won't let go

3:
*Lock on Target*
XANA (Like Darth Vader in Ep. IV): I have you now!

[Carth]

#1

Ulrich is the first horrible witness to the WOAS HUG OF DEATH, inflicted upon poor Jeremie.

If you're a TV.com CL boards regular, and read the caption contests there, this will make perfect sense.

#2

Odd: Oh, no. Here come the captioners to misinterpret this scene.
Aelita: But...you and I know that they're not.
Odd: Yeh...but since Jeremie died and Ulrich went insane back in cap #1, who cares?
Aelita: What about Yumi and that creepy WOAS girl?
Odd: Uhh...
(off Lyoko, at the compy)
Yumi: I think I'm gonna puke...
WOAS: For once, I must agree.

#3

XANA: I like them round and big! (starts singing that annoying song)
Aelita: Oh please...Jeremie sings that sing enough...

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

All right, here (I hope) are the correct point totals. Feel free to call me on anything I did wrong.

I'm sorry to be pushy, but I DID sau I'd like to be credited for the work I did.

FOR THIS ROUND
=============
Magnus4001 (11p)
Lyoko Is Cool (8p)
DL (7p)
Lyoko Addict (3p)
BlueArmorBoy (3p)
TB3 (2p)
Angelbotl (2p)
Reesane (1p)
Carth_upon_a_star (1p)
Darkborn (1p)

OVERALL MARKS FOR THE CONTEST
=========================
1. Magnus4001 (59p)
2. RoDrInCuBuS (39p)
3. TB3 (28p)
4. Lyoko Is Cool (25p)
5. SamBlob (23p)
6. Mewberries151 (20p)
7. Werwek (20p)
8. DL (14p)
9. Stonecreek (12p)
10. Raven_613 (11p)
11. x1 (9p)
12. Blue Armor Boy (8p)
13. Carth_upon_a_star (7p)
14. Darkborn (6p)
15. Lyoko Addict (6p)
16. Agent_Marquez (6p)
17. McTrooper (6p)
18. Sanji (6p)
19. Darklord (5p)
20. Reesane (4p)
21. Enki (3p - banned from LF)
22. psyt (3p)
23. vertig73 (3p)
24. Lyokofire (2p)
25. michaeldim (2p)
26. Your De-Virtualizaton (2p)
27. Vchat20 (1p)

Sorry to say that, but you did ask if anyone found an issue with it.

And on top of that they spelled my name wrong!

[magnus4001 offline]

All right, here (I hope) are the correct point totals. Feel free to call me on anything I did wrong.

I'm sorry to be pushy, but I DID sau I'd like to be credited for the work I did.

FOR THIS ROUND
=============
Magnus4001 (11p)
Lyoko Is Cool (8p)
DL (7p)
Lyoko Addict (3p)
BlueArmorBoy (3p)
TB3 (2p)
Angelbotl (2p)
Reesane (1p)
Carth_upon_a_star (1p)
Darkborn (1p)

OVERALL MARKS FOR THE CONTEST
=========================
1. Magnus4001 (59p)
2. RoDrInCuBuS (39p)
3. TB3 (28p)
4. Lyoko Is Cool (25p)
5. SamBlob (23p)
6. Mewberries151 (20p)
7. Werwek (20p)
8. DL (14p)
9. Stonecreek (12p)
10. Raven_613 (11p)
11. x1 (9p)
12. Blue Armor Boy (8p)
13. Carth_upon_a_star (7p)
14. Darkborn (6p)
15. Lyoko Addict (6p)
16. Agent_Marquez (6p)
17. McTrooper (6p)
18. Sanji (6p)
19. Darklord (5p)
20. Reesane (4p)
21. Enki (3p - banned from LF)
22. psyt (3p)
23. vertig73 (3p)
24. Lyokofire (2p)
25. michaeldim (2p)
26. Your De-Virtualizaton (2p)
27. Vchat20 (1p)

Sorry to say that, but you did ask if anyone found an issue with it.

And on top of that they spelled my name wrong!

You're exactly right. I completely missed that. I've gone back and fixed that in my earlier post.

And, no, it's not being pushy since A). Like you said, I DID invite people to bring up any errors and B). People deserve the points they've earned.

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Thank you very much my friend.

1) Ulrich: Oh good, Severe... menstrual cramps... Can't breathe... ODD! Get me a Pamprin!

[Skorpigeist offline]

i wish someone would do some more... this game looks like fun

[Darkborn offline]

Contest is Over Next Tuesday January 31st.

Yes here they are, Make Captions for them. I will vote who has the best on January 31st.

[Skorpigeist offline]

Pic 1

Yumi (off camera hoisting notebook): Ulrich? What's this?

Ulrich: *thinking* Oh Crap! That is my "Fantasies of Yumi" notebook... don't turn to page 11.....don't turn to page 11. Oh crap she's opening it! *sweat* um yumi you shouldn't open that!

Yumi: Why?

Ulrich: You don't wanna know.

if you really want to know what page 11 says pm me. I actually have an answer for that, but it is not appropriate for this fourm and I don't have acess to BKO yet

Pic2

Odd: and that princess is wrestling... whatcha think?

aelita: its...um........fun?

Jeremie: Odd don't think I can't see what you are doing

Odd: * thinking* I really hate the fact he is everywhere I am

aelita: odd, could you get off im getting nervous.

Odd: yeah, just give me a minute

Jeremie: ODD!!

pic 3

Xana: use the force Krabe

Krabe: how?

Xana: feel, don't think. Trust your instincts.

Krabe: okay, but since I will die anyway I think ill use my targeting system. maybe I will get in one good shot, *thinks* maybe not though because Xana sucks at giving upgrades

and there was my first attempt at the caption game, I hope nothing there is inappropriate

[MY85 offline]

Pic 1:

Ulrich: Jeremie, don't let him pull that plug off.
[Jeremie ignores Ulrich's words and unplugges the supercomputer, Ulrich dies. Jeremie goes next to Aelita and locks lips with her, but she kicks his nuts quickly]
Jeremie: Aelita??
Aelita: It's me, Ulrich. Haven't you noticed we switched bodies??

Pic 2:

Jeremie: Odd, stop being nasty!!
[Aelita stands up and deactivates all communication from Jeremie]
Aelita: Odd, honey... [Odd flashes his pants off, Aelita smiles] you're bigger than Jeremie.
Odd: It's always been this way... ready to rumble, princess?

Pic 3:

XANA's voice: Running is today's exercise session, Aelita.
[Krabes pop up and start shooting at Aelita, while Odd watches Aelita from a far distance]
Odd: Shake ya ass, watch your step, shake ya ass, tell me who you're working with...

[Skorpigeist offline]

haha I like your captions RoDrInCuBuS

[TB3]

Oh I've got my work out - Rodri's caption for Number 2 was excellent!

PIC 1.
(Jeremie, reading from Franz Hopper's diary)
Possible uses for the scanners: Waffle-iron, tanning booth, marriage counsellor, cosmetic surgeon...I've gotta try this out.

(later, after a fight on Lyoko)
Ulrich steps out of his scanner and watches Yumi's open. He pales.

Ulrich:Brebrebrebrebre...BREASTS!

(Yumi runs her hands over her new basketball-sized bazoomas)
Yumi (sultry): Come and get some.

Ulrich: (squeaky) Franz Hopper you're a GENIUS! (uh-oh)

(Yumi's new...friends...start to swell and engulf the whole scanner room, Ulrich is slowly crushed between them)

Ulrich: I die fulfilled!


PIC 2.
AELITA: Odd, get the hell off me! I'd never do it with you!
ODD: Why not?
AELITA: Well I know why you can't keep a girlfriend for more than an episode - you're tiny!
ODD: Oh and Jeremie's a real man huh?
AELITA: A horse actually.
ODD: O.O (pauses) well why do you think I waited to come to Lyoko before tackling you?
AELITA (rolls eyes): No!
ODD: Hello - very flexible tail! And fingers the size of bananas!
(pause)
AELITA: TAKE ME NOW!


PIC 3:
XANA's new 'Enema Lazer' proved to be a major hit with the older, hornier monsters.

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Well, as Odd would say after Pic. 2 - I hope this satisfies!

[Waves_blade offline]

hey magnus hows it goin? "u are the magnus from tv.com right?" what pg are the pics on? the stinkin school cpu wont let me on certain pgs "
Weighted phrase limit exceeded. " grrr. wouldnt mind if you reposted em. thx.

[magnus4001 offline]

hey magnus hows it goin? "u are the magnus from tv.com right?" what pg are the pics on? the stinkin school cpu wont let me on certain pgs "
Weighted phrase limit exceeded. " grrr. wouldnt mind if you reposted em. thx.

Hey. Yeah, I'm the same magnus from TV.com, but I don't run the contest here; I'm just a regular particiapnt. Darkborn's running this round.

The pics are on the page before this, but were also reposted on this page.

And don't forget that you can only do one caption per pic.

[Waves_blade offline]

hmmm the pics arnt showin up anywere. One caption per pic?!?!? awwww.. o well.

[McTrooper offline]

#1
Xana's monsters force-fed Ulrich super spicy curry.

#2
Aelita: What are you doing Odd?

Odd: Quite Aelita I'm hiding from the monsters behind this big pink shrub.

#3
Unfortunately for Aelita the Desert had both a grassy knoll and a book depository.