Lyoko Freak Code Lyoko Caption Contest Returns! (New Rules)

[Sithking Zero offline]

Wow... first time and I tied for first! Can't wait for the second set!

[Stonecreek]

Y'know, this tends to work better when I actually remember to post the pictures for the next round. Anyway, here they are. Tentative deadline is next Friday or whenever I get over half a dozen entries.

Pic 1: http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c68/S ... r_1201.jpg

Pic 2: http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c68/S ... r_2361.jpg

Pic 3: http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c68/S ... e_2651.jpg

Bonus pic - make me (another) motivational poster using this site.

[Malkmusian offline]

Picture 1:

Yumi: Now, William, I'll show you where the love begins.

William: What's love?


Picture 2:

Jim: Right next to me is a freak! Come and see the freak!

Aelita:


Picture 3:

Ulrich: To be or not to be, that is the question...

Wolves: While he's quoting that poet, let's attack him and cut off his head.



Motivation poster (that's me):

[Sithking Zero offline]

Pic 1:

Yumi: Come on, just practice. Talking to a mirror always works!
William: How do you know that?
Yumi: Well, it works in "The Sims..."
William: Well, Okay. My fellow classmates, as your duly elected class president, I will... I will...
Yumi: ?
William: Hey, I just realized. What are you doing in the bathroom with me?

Pic 2:

Odd (offscreen) : Presenting the amazing Paco, king of Disco and Ventriliquism, and his sidekick, the Little Aelita doll!
Jim: So, little Aelita, what's it like being a dummy?
Little Aelita: It's... It's... You know what? F&% YOU, YOU FAT SACK OF-
Principle Delmas: JIM!!!
Jim: What? She said it.
Little Aelita: Idiot.
Real Aelita:

Pic 3:

Ulrich: WHY, (pant, pant,) GOD, WHYYYYY????
(THREE HOURS EARLIER: )
Jim: William, what are you doing?
William: I'm dipping Ulrich's clothes in a big vat of meat.
Jim: ...
William: Friday's the dance, and I want to go with Yumi.
Jim: ... I still don't-
William: And his class is going to a nature preserve today.
Jim: ...Very well, carry on.

Bonus Pic:

[Stonecreek]

Bumping this back to the top of the page, where it belongs.

[Stonecreek]

And double-posting and bumping again, becuase the original deadline I set is here, and I have only two - count 'em, TWO - entries so far. That must change before I judge this round. So please, give captioning a chance.

[Carth]

Sorry...it just took me a bit to find some decent inspiration. 8D; Here comes entry number three.

#1

This rare, unusual photo, taken slightly too early on Bastien Roux's cell phone camera, details the split second between when Ulrich hurled the egg at William's face and when Yumi, oblivious to the egg, pulled him away with the intent of beating him in foosball, therefore causing the egg to hit her in the face instead. Yumi, the victim, spent almost three hours scrubbing the egg out of her clothes and hair. William and Ulrich are still in the hospital, recovering from injuries sustained when they subsequently pummeled each other. Each insists the other was at fault.

#2

Jim: Sir, I'm telling you, I was not poking Ms. Stones! I just happen to be pointing my index finger in a random direction because...well...I was picking my nose! Yes. Picking my nose.
BKO edition forthcoming.

#3
White wolf: Quite odd, really...the figure's pose reflects confusion, yet its expression is strangled, almost anguished... perhaps it reflects a chaotic inner pain? And its hands...a search for justice? Interesting, interesting indeed...especially with such a dull color palette...

BONUS ROUUUUND:

[Tangent128 offline]

1:
William: I have a ping-pong injury, I think I need to go to the infirmary...
Yumi: Yeah! Great idea! I think I need to go too, actually. In fact, I'm sure Jeremie, Odd, Ulrich, and Aelita probably have to go as well! Where's the XANA attack?
William: I actually do have to go to the infirmary.
Yumi: ...
Yumi: Freak.

2:
Jim: I'm her... younger brother! Yeah, because she is obviously taller than me. And her brother has to be able to accompany her backstage, right?
Aelita: Sorry, he really wants to get the Subsonics' autographs.
Guard: Well, he seems harmless enough. Unnerving, but harmless.

3:
Ulrich: Come on, Dad, I get enough physical fitness tests at Kadic!

★:

[Sithking Zero offline]

Anyone know why the heck my pic isn't showing up?

[Tangent128 offline]

dunno... try repasting the IMG code. (copy+pasting the url works for viewing, though.)

[Sithking Zero offline]

Okay, problem solved. Just had to check photobucket for the right thing.

[Stonecreek]

That's four entries now...need one more to make this fair. Then, someone else can have the next round.

[HiddenWatcher offline]

1.

William: Uh, Yumi? Why is Ulrich here? In his martial arts outfit?

Yumi: Let's just say you're about to learn that no means no.

2.

Jim: I'm telling you, Mr. Delmas, I caught Stones here making out with Belpois behind the school.

Mr. Delmas: Is this true, Ms. Stones?

Aelita: Come on, Mr. Delmas, do you really believe Jeremie would be able to kiss me?

Mr. Delmas: You have a point. Jim, you are obviously lying. Miss Stones, you are free to go.

Jim: But...but...

Aelita (walking away and whispering): Which is not to say I wouldn't kiss Jeremie...

3.

Ulrich: Oh, come on! Aelita has one nightmare, and Jeremie sends us to wipe out all the wolves in the county? I just hope she never has a nightmare about trees, that's all.

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster30112285.jpg

[Carth]

Not to pry, but...when will this be judged? And can I have the next round? o.o

[Stonecreek]

Of course you can have the next round. And I haven't judged this yet because I've been at work...a lot. and when I am not at work, I am catching up on all that sleep I'm not getting. So, this will be judged by tomorrow at the latest, but preferably later this afternoon. So, get those entires in! (Yeah, right. Who am I kidding? More entries? That's a good one!)

[Stonecreek]

And now I get to double-post to post the results of my judging. Probably the most wel-balanced round I have ever seen. Congrats to all. Carth, it is all yours. And Tekirai and Lyoko422, I DEMAND your presence in the next round.

Caption 1
1. Tangent128 (3 points)
2. Malkmusian (2 points)
3. Carth (1 point)
4. HiddenWatcher
5. Sithking Zero
Caption 2
1. Sithking Zero (3 points)
2. HiddenWatcher (2 points)
3. Malkmusian (1 point)
4. Carth
5. Tangent128
Caption 3
1. Sithking Zero (3 points)
2. Carth (2 points)
3. Malkmusian (1 point)
4. Tangent128
5. HiddenWatcher
Bonus Pic
1. Carth (3 points)
2. Sithking Zero (2 points)
3. Tangent128 (1 point)
4. Malkmusian
5. HiddenWatcher (yours did not show up when you click the link. PM it to me and I will judge accordingly.)
Funniest
1. HiddenWatcher (pic 2) – 3 points
2. Tangent128 (pic 1) – 2 points
3. Sithking Zero (pic 2) – 1 point
Sickest
1. Sithking Zero (pic 2) – 3 points (Use this caption as future reference to this judge’s taste in captions.)
2. Malkmusian (pic 3) – 2 points
3. Carth (pic 2) – 1 point
Most Random
1. Carth (pic 3) – 3 points
2. Tangent128 (pic 3) – 2 points
3. Malkmusian (pic 1) – 1 point
Negatives
None. Good job, everyone.
Totals for This Round
1. Sithking Zero – 12 points
2. Carth – 10 points
3. Tangent128 – 8 points
4. Malkmusian – 7 points
5. HiddenWatcher – 5 points
Global Totals:
1. Stonecreek (139)
2. Tekirai (100)
3. Carth (90)
4. Ghost Guest (75)
5. Malky (73)
6. Lyoko422 (64)
7. Tangent128 (50)
8. Jesus Freak (40)
9. Sithking Zero (22)
10. Mewberries151 (21)
11. kamekai (20)
12. ODDCHEEZY (12)
13. Reesane (10)
14. AngelBolt (9)
15. (tie) Lyoko is Cool (8 ) MakeYourself (8 )
17. Blue Armor Boy (7)
18. HiddenWatcher (5)
19. Ulrich's lil bro (4)
20. Narikii (3)
21 (tie) Kita Keru (2) yumi ulrich (2)
23. ninja_ulrich (1)
24. (tie) Raven_613 (0), Pyro-Lord (0)
26. (tie) Shadowmask (-1) sentai (-1) jeremey56 (-1)

[SilverPrince offline]

You won't get it with that attitude, Mister.

[Stonecreek]

You won't get it with that attitude, Mister.

[grovel]Would you kindly, at your own pace and leisure, take part in the next round of the wonderful caption contest? Only if you would like to, of course.[/grovel]

[SilverPrince offline]

When you put it that way, I will of course grace you with my captions. I would have joined the last round but I was like "I'll do it later" every time... but I never did it later.

[Carth]

You won't get it with that attitude, Mister.

[grovel]Would you kindly, at your own pace and leisure, take part in the next round of the wonderful caption contest? Only if you would like to, of course.[/grovel]

When you put it that way, I will of course grace you with my captions. I would have joined the last round but I was like "I'll do it later" every time... but I never did it later.

...You guys are awesome, you know that? 8D

Ok, here be the pics. Have fun with them.

UNO
DOSO (Just a content note- that's Odd in Yumi's body.)
TREIZO
In celebration of the end of an era...

[SilverPrince offline]

Uno:
Odd: Oh, Sam! I love you! Let's kiss romantically!
Sam: We can't, that would be too PG-13. Let's just stare at each other lovingly.

Doso:
Ulrich: Odd, I swear, are you trying to ruin Yumi's reputation? First that horrible outfit and now this.
Odd in Yumi's body: Oh come on. You know you like it.

Treizo:
William: *Grunts four times*
Yumi, off screen: What is he trying to say?
Ulrich, off screen: I think he's trying to make a refrence to Lord of the Rings, where Gandalf says "You shall not pass!" But he doesn't have the vocabulary.

Bonasu:
Sokka: Have you heard of that show Code Lyoko? One one hand, I like the action, but on the other...
Katara: Oh, please. Have you seen their foreheads?
Aang: Where is my face?

[Tangent128 offline]

Water:
Sam: Odd, have ever noticed just how angular our features are? Like, seriously. We could hurt people.

Earth:
INVISIBLE OUT-OF-CONTROL TOBOGGAN

Fire:
Look! Clone!Willie knows his mental age! Take a picture for the baby book!

Air:
Aang: Howdy, pardner. *pitooie!*
Sokka: Yerp. 'Bout time to wrangle up dem cattle.
Katara: First, we're not going to even be at the Western Air Temple for two seasons. Second, it is not that kind of Western.

Oh, can I have next round? I'd like to get one done before I leave for college and... am still online. Anyway...

[HiddenWatcher offline]

One:
Sam: So why aren't we considered a canon pairing?
Odd: Well, I haven't seen you in like a year and I'll probably never see you again.
Sam: Oh.
Odd: Hey, look at the bright side. At least you get some airtime, as opposed to most of the other girls I date, who just sort of exist in the background.
Sam: Just for that, I'm not telling you you're supposed to be at the factory.
Odd: What?!
Sam: Oops...

Two:
Ulrich: Really, anything I said right now would just detract from the hilarity of the situation.

Three:
William: You think you're getting past me, Lyoko Warriors?! I helped design this replica. I know it like the back of my own hand. Hey, that's new...

Bonus:
Sokka: ...And you know, I just can't figure out which of the many girls who are attracted to me to pick. I mean, there is Suki, and the Moon, and Ty Lee, and sometimes I think even Toph likes me...
Aang: I'm not getting anywhere with my love interest until series finale, am I?

[Sithking Zero offline]

1)

Odd: Wait a second...
(reaches over and rips off wig)
Odd: She's no woman! She's a MAN, Baby!
(Doctor Evil runs into the Gym)
Dr. Evil: CURSE YOU, ODD POWERS!!!

(oh, no one else say they weren't thinkin' it.)

2)
BODYSWAP COORDINATION FAIL.

3)

William: STOP!!!
(Warriors stop)
William: HAMMERTIME!!!
(disco ball comes down, scantily-clad polymorphic clones appear, and William starts dancing.)
William: Do, do do dooo... do dooo, do dooo CAN'T TOUCH THIS!!!
Warriors: ...

Bonus:

Sokka: On one hand, we should probably get him fixed. On the OTHER hand, we could market this and make MILLIONS!!!!
Katara: ... Sokka, when I said "Aang's head has turned into a Potato, what should we do," I was sort of refering to locating medical advice...
Sokka: ... Oh... yeah, I suppose we sho-
(William busts in)
MC Dunbar: STOP!!! HAMMERTIME!!!
(disco ball, polymorphic clones come back)
Sokka: Or we could do this. I like this.
Katara: ... me too.

(MC Dunbar RULES.)

[Stonecreek]

#1
Odd: Your eyeliner makes you look like a jack-o-lantern. You light the flickering flame of love inside me, Sam.
Sam: Normally, I'd b#$%-slap you into next week for that, but it was both insulting and endearing. So... *drags Odd off behind skate ramp*

#2
Odd in Yumi's body: And this is how you breakdance. Just spin around on your butt and look cool.
Ulrich: *rolls eyes* Oh, you look cool alright.
Odd in Yumi's body: This is easier than usual. I wonder: is it because of the ice, or the fact Yumi's got a bigger butt than me?

#3
William: My fingernails are so pretty! I think I'll skip the battle today. I couldn't stand to see them close their lustre and get chipped.

Bonus Pic
Katara: Sokka! Stop making those childish armpit farts! We're in public!
Sokka: What? I wasn't! You just caught me in a weird gesture is all. Next, you'll demand I cease being sarcastic!
Katara: If it wasn't you, then why does it smell now? *they both look over at Aang*
Sokka: Sometimes, I really hate airbending....