Corrupt A Wish Game! Version Two!

[Carth]

Granted. A television is, like, this box with these neat colors...you gotta watch the colors, man, they'll tell you a lot of things...

Then I use some more wishes to make the RPG accounts have minds of their own.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but they're minds equivalent to their CL characters. Which means an evil megalomaniac computer program, a paranoid genius, and several middle schoolers who all speak French are now members of our forum.

I wish for Carth to respond to this post.

[Stonecreek]

Granted, but...oh, wait.

I wish for a better tasting energy drink than the one I currently have...

[Carth]

Granted! You are now drinking mare sweat. Have fun. I hope you get this joke...

I wish SilverPrince more luck in his posting predictions.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. I predict that the next poster will be of the species Homo sapiens sapiens.

I wish for the ability to write awesome college application essays.

[Carth]

Granted! You lose the ability to write anything else. Have fun in college. And somewhere a Carth weeps.

I wish I was a Neanderthal for an hour, just to prove SilverPrince wrong.

[SilverPrince offline]

Not granted, because you didn't specify that you used your coupon.

I wish for the ability to shoot lightning from my fingertips without injuring myself.

[Carth]

Grante-ASDFGHJKL *is electrocuted*

Now I use my coupon to wish to be this guy so I can exact my revenge.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, with absolutely no conditions.

I wish that I hadn't accidentally shocked Carth. D:

[Carth]

Too late! *wraps you in rainbows from Warden's hat...cause I can*

I wish for SilverPrince to realize that in granting my wish to become The Warden, I am now technically male. Sort of. Not really. Maybe.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

Er… granted, somehow.
But now 'Ver-darling thinks everyone is male.

D ;

There goes a possible remarriage, sigh.

I wish Willy Wonka was in my closet.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but then he comes out of it. *bu dum psh*

I wish Asa would come up with a better "-darling" name for me.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

Let's see.

Sil, Pri, Ince, Ce, Si, the ever obvious Silver, possibly Prince, SilverPrince, Il, Rince…

Sigggghhh.

Nothing will ever compare to the adorable that is “Fo-darlingâ€

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted. In that negative universe, so she will not help you.

I wish wasps didn't exist. Or sprained ankles/wrists/anything. Or, both.

[Carth]

Granted! Now you've got yellow jackets and broken limbs. They're not really the same thing though.

I wish Superjail's second season would come out already. Oh, and it can't suck!

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but it gets canceled after two episodes anyway.

I wish Michigan State University's football team would stop sucking.

[Carth]

Granted! If the entire Michigan State University football team wasn't strictly heterosexual already, they are now. I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.

I wish for better ideas!

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted! If the entire Michigan State University football team wasn't strictly heterosexual already, they are now. I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.

Carth, you officially win. Everything. Forever.

Granted, but the ideas are all in Cantonese.

I wish for awesome muscles.

[Carth]

Granted, because as I have now won everything, forever, I can transcend corrupted wishes.

I wish I could understand Cantonese!

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but it is now the only language you understand.

I wish for a new car.

[Carth]

等待，什么？ 我ä¸

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but you have to make the payments for my new car.

I wish I was sexy business.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

Granted. Now you work one-hundred hours a week as “sexy businessâ€

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but the world ends anyway.

I wish for a shorter work week.

[Carth]

Granted! The world falls apart because it doesn't have enough skilled labor to support itself.

I wish the world would stop ending, it's getting a little annoying.