Lyoko Freak Code Lyoko Caption Contest Returns! (New Rules)

[Malkmusian offline]

Pic 1:

Sissi: Quite exciting this computer magic!



Pic 2:

Colossus: Join me, Lyoko Freaks, and I'll make your faces the greatest in all of the Internet...or else you will die!

Aelita: You're no match for the King!

(Ulrich grabs book and aims it at Colossus)

Colossus: NO!! NOT THE PIT! IT BURNS!!!



Pic 3:

Odd: How are we supposed to unplug all o' this?

Yumi: Easy. It's like unplugging a guitar.

(Yumi unplugs it and dies from electricity)


Bonus:

Or else you'll break my heart!! Stop! In the name of love! Before you break my heart!

Stop sign:

[Tangent128 offline]

6 replies, 10 days since last one... I'll be judging soon, then. A little busy with a geodesic dome right now, so if anybody else has entries, submit them in the next few hours. I'll close tonight, and try to have results within a day.

Edit: CLOSED

[Tangent128 offline]

Err... five replies... anyway, OK, finally!

I:
3> Lyoko 422- That's one alternate use for the screen, I guess. GBASP flashlight's still better.
2> Peter Wolf/Malky- Echoing the words of the Great Strong Bad...
1> Kamekai- Well, somebody isn't an engineer...
0> Stonecreek- Ow...
0> Carth- Logging on to your weight-watching site, Sissi?

Can:
3> Kamekai- *Points to image numbers*
2> Lyoko 422- Ack! Attack Of The PC Aelita!
1> Carth- Oooh, you're so in trouble come summer break...
0> Stonecreek- It's not ugly, it's avant garde!
0> Peter Wolf/Malky- Is that a wrestling reference?

Has:
3> Lyoko 422- For the record, Yumi, you tried your best. Really.
2> Carth- There’s no sense crying over every mistake...
1> Peter Wolf/Malky- Watch those amps!
0> Kamekai- Test it and see...
0> Stonecreek- Naughty Yumi...

Cheezburger?
3> Stonecreek- Such a tragedy...
2> Lyoko 422- Stop signs are more musical than credited.
1> Carth- *Looks at wall guiltily*
0> Kamekai- Non Sequiter of lulz.
0> Peter Wolf/Malky- It probably gets that twelve times a day, man.

Funniest:
3> Kamekai- image Can
2> Lyoko 422- image Has
1> Carth- image Has

o_O:
3> Stonecreek- image Has
2> Carth- image Can
1> Stonecreek- image Can

Randomest:
3> Lyoko422- bonus
2> Carth- image I
1> Kamekai- image Has

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Sub Totals:
Kamekai- 8
Lyoko 422- 15
Stonecreek- 6
Carth- 9
Peter Wolf/Malky- 3

Global Totals:
1. Stonecreek (129)
2. Tekirai (92)
3. Ghost Guest (75)
4. Carth (70)
5. Malky (58 )
6. Lyoko422 (46)
7. Jesus Freak (34)
8. Tangent128 (29)
9. Mewberries151 (21)
10. kamekai (20)
11. ODDCHEEZY (12)
12. Reesane (10)
13. AngelBolt (9)
14. (tie) Lyoko is Cool (8 ) MakeYourself (8 )
15. Blue Armor Boy (7)
16. Ulrich's lil bro (4)
17. Narikii (3)
18 (tie) Kita Keru (2) yumi ulrich (2)
19. ninja_ulrich (1)
20. Raven_613 (0)
21. (tie) Shadowmask (-1) sentai (-1) jeremey56 (-1)


Next?

[Carth]

...I can has?

UNO:
http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/92_sue ... es_226.jpg

DOSO:
http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/91_mau ... es_078.jpg

BLAAAARGH:
http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/18_mus ... le_048.jpg

Bonus.
http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Prev ... el-u14.jpg

EDIT: As much as I loved the original #1, I'm changing it because it's too much like #3. The few of you that saw it, good for you. Don't caption it.

[Tangent128 offline]

UNO:
XANilliam: Victory is mine! I have a comb!
Odd: My only weakness!

DOSO:
Delmas: Sure that was its heart? Vampire phones are such a hassle...

BLAAAARGH:
Ulrich's sleep number? 1000.

Bonus:
Invisible Laser Dodging!

[SilverPrince offline]

UNO:
Odd: Back off, William! I have laser arrows and you're almost out of life points! I win!
William: Gosh, Odd. What are you going to do with that strong arm of yours?
Odd: ... Oh no! Not the innuendo! Anything but that! *devirtualizes*
William: I win.

DOSO:
Jean-Pierre: Sissi, I've had it with all your texting. I had to put a mortgage out on the school to pay for that last bill.

BLAAAARGH:
You might think Ulrich is dreaming about Yumi. But he's actually grinning like that because his father and William got attacked by poisonous flying pigs.

Bonus:
Cheerleader-captain-guy: Well, that's... uh, very nice... but we asked you to demonstrate the letter T. That's... not it. Thanks for coming to tryouts, but... better luck next time...

[Malkmusian offline]

#1:

Odd: Will you marry me?

William:


#2:

Jean-Pierre: This is a very ingenious idea. And also a weird way to hold a walkie talkie. I really don't know. I guess I got so mad at Taylor, I made this.


#3:

Ulrich: (in dreams) Yumi! Yumi! It's good! It's good!


#4:

The new Marilyn Manson look for his album "Reverse Cowboy". He does all other types of positions, too!

[JesusFreak offline]

One:

Odd: I've been reading about where an arrow hurts most...prepare yourself, cuz your CHILDREN'll feel...maybe not...

Two:

Jean-Pierre: Like my new razor, Jim?

Jim (OC): *facepalm*

FOURTY BILLION

Smile, show them what you got, so that they wish they were not, on the outside lookin' boread.

Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duuuuuh

FISHTACOPIE

Dude: I believe I can flyyyyyyyyyy!

Offcreen dude: I dun wanna know how he's doing that...

[Stonecreek]

#1
William, Dude, you're aiming at my crotch.
Odd: You don't have an Eye of XANA readily visible, so I'm aiming at the next best thing, damage-wise.
William: I'm sure I could...contort it to look like XANA's symbol if I tried...
Odd: Oh geez...not necessary...
William: *ahem...contorts himself* There, better targert?
Odd: *passes out*

#2
Mr. Delams: Yes, I did get this at the Dollar Store...why do you ask?

#3
Ulrich's so emo, he punches himself in the chin while sleeping - and enjoys it.

Bonus pic
Am I a guy? Am I a girl? Do you care? I know you're turned on either way.

[Tekirai offline]

oh lol I am baaaack

#1

William: Foolish child! There is absolutely nothing you can do to stop me from destroying you NOW! Not even a petty crotchular joke!
Odd: Your right leg is disintegrating.
William: Haha, I see you've succumbed t- oh snap, it IS! ARRRRRGHFKJGHOI *explodes*
Odd: That was easy.

#2

Delmas: Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring.. SCREWDRIVERPHONE!!1eleventyone
Office secretary: *pops out of nowhere* Boop-boop boopa-doop! 8D
Sissi: o_o

#3

Odd: That look on his face makes me wonder what he's dreaming about.
(inside Ulrich's dream)
William: OH LAWD MAH CHIKINZ
Ulrich: *running off with the chikinz* ololololololol
(outside Ulrich's dream)
Jeremie: Who knows?

Bone... er, bonus

People never tried doing a Kamehameha backwards for a reason, y'know...

[Stonecreek]

There's six entries for this round so far. How about one or two more enteries so this thing can be judged? Or six can be fine...

[Carth]

Er...alrighty. Get a-entering, everyone, window closes in...hm...how about tomorrow night? That sounds good.

[Tangent128 offline]

... 'ello?

[Carth]

Ole crap. Sorry, Tangent- judging as we speak, don't go too far!

[Carth]

UNO:
3> Tekirai. LOL points not only for making fun of the crotch jokes, but for being one of the only people to notice that DUDE HALF HIS LEG IS GONE.
2> Tangent128. LOL points for being the OTHER person to notice that dude half his leg is gone. It does look like a comb...
1> Malky (imma just call you this k?). Sheer random greatness.
Stonecreek. Ew...
JesusFreak. NOT THE CHILDREN!!D:D:
Lyoko422. I don't entirely understand the innuendo, but each to his own...

DOSO:
3> JesusFreak. AHAHAHAHAHAHA RAZOR
2> Stonecreek. The dollar store is a lovely thing yes.
1> Lyoko422. Why do people text so much? I've never sent a text message in my life, and it really confuses me...
Tekirai. IT GROWS IN BUNCHES I'VE GOT MY HUNCHES...
Tangent128. I wish I could've given this points! Vampire phones...8D
Malky. ...duh?

BLAAAAAAAAARGH:
3> Lyoko 422. I ARE MUST TO BE DRAWING THIS
2> Stonecreek. Very unusual interpretation, I love it.
1> Tekirai. I ARE MUST TO BE DRAWING THIS TOO! OH LAWD MAH CHIKINZ
Tangent128. It's not over nine thousand, unfortunately. But it's close enough.
JesusFreak. Heeheehee...
Malky. ...well, I guess that's one way of seeing it...


Bonus.
3> Stonecreek. Ahahahahaha. He has his problems.
2> Lyoko 422. He has lots of problems. Didn't make cheerleading when he was a kinder...
1> Tekirai. LOLOLOLOL
Tangent128. Pyuu, pyuu!
Malky. Still don't really get it...
JesusFreak. I think about it every NIGHT an' DAY...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:
3> Tekirai- #3
2> Lyoko422- #3
1> JesusFreak- Bonus

ick. :
3> Stonecreek #1
2> JesusFreak- #1
1> Malky- #3

ASDFGHJKL!!:
3> Malky- #1
2> Tangent128- #1
1> Lyoko422- Bonus

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Sub Totals:
Stonecreek: 10
Lyoko422: 9
Tekirai: 8
JesusFreak: 6
Malky: 5
Tangent128: 4

Global Totals:
1. Stonecreek (139)
2. Tekirai (100)
3. Ghost Guest (75)
4. Carth (70)
5. Malky (63 )
6. Lyoko422 (55)
7. Jesus Freak (40)
8. Tangent128 (33)
9. Mewberries151 (21)
10. kamekai (20)
11. ODDCHEEZY (12)
12. Reesane (10)
13. AngelBolt (9)
14. (tie) Lyoko is Cool (8 ) MakeYourself (8 )
15. Blue Armor Boy (7)
16. Ulrich's lil bro (4)
17. Narikii (3)
18 (tie) Kita Keru (2) yumi ulrich (2)
19. ninja_ulrich (1)
20. Raven_613 (0)
21. (tie) Shadowmask (-1) sentai (-1) jeremey56 (-1)

Yay, I didn't have to do any moving around this round.

Soooo, who wants to post things?

[Stonecreek]

I'll post things! Just give me a bit to dig up some suitable pictures for captioning...ah, here we are!

#1 - http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c68/Stonecreek/Le_reveil_de_XANA_partie_1_0541.jpg

#2 - http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c68/Stonecreek/Le_reveil_de_XANA_partie_1_2971.jpg

#3 - http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c68/Stonecreek/Ultimatum_0861.jpg

Bonus pic - make me a motivational poster using this site.

[Malkmusian offline]

#1:

Odd: So you pacepalm'd yourself becuase of my hair? What the heck?


#2:

Sissi: Would you like to go with me in my lead sleigh?

Ulrich: No...


#3:

Officer: We need to get these kids to a hospital! Quick!

Jeremy: Excuse me, sir, but I'm looking straight at your crotch.

Aelita: Wha?


#Motivational Picture:

[Carth]

I had a really hard time coming up with captions for these.

#1

Odd: Hey! Hey! Hey, Ulrich! Hey! Hey! Ulrich! Ulrich! Hey! Ulrich? ULRICH! Hey! Hey! Hey! Ulrich! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY ULRICH!
Ulrich: WHAT?
Odd: ...hi.
Ulrich: *mind snaps* Heheheh...

#2

Sissi: So let me get this straight. If I get in the scanner, show up in the virtual world, get put in a spandex outfit with a weapon, have no one for company but a bat-eared redhead and a bunch of potatoes on legs, defeat the potatoes so the redhead can blueify the pole thingies, and keep going through this process every other day for the rest of my life until you defeat this XANA thing, putting myself in near mortal danger in the process, you'll get over yourself and make out with me?
Ulrich: You definitely made that last part up.
Sissi: ...well, have fun. *leaves*

#3

Policeman: It's a good thing I took all those child grabbing classes!
Other Policeman: Oh dear, there he goes again...

Bonus. Best. Bonus. Idea. Ever. That's one of my new favorite sites now.

[SilverPrince offline]

Oh, I love that site!

One:
Kid in back: Good thing the main characters take all the attention away from me, because my right eyebrow is huge.

Two:
Ulrich: This is my kiss face, Sissi. See how weird it is? You don't want to kiss me.
Sissi: Oh, phsaw. Have you seen Herve's? *looks at and speaks to viewer, whispering* Actually, it's not that bad. I just want to boost Ulrich's self esteem so he'll love me.

Three:
Police officer: PAY NO ATTENTION TO US. WE ARE POLICE OFFICERS, NOT FAKE-UNIFORMED CHILD MOLESTERS. THIS IS A DRILL.

Bonus:

[Tangent128 offline]

1:
Odd: Ulrich! I think my brain stem's missing!
2:
Sissi: If he's gonna react that way to my romantic overtures, I'm off to find someone more receptive. Oh Herb! ...
Ulrich: Wait, this parallel-universe Sissi is actually reasonable! Come back!
3:
France's Olympic Child-Tossing team increased their shot distance by 20ft once they switched from football players to computer nerds.

Bonus:

[Sithking Zero offline]

1) Odd: You know what sucks? I'm gonna spend the rest of the show with a haircut that isn't even remotely normal.
Ulrich: Odd, this is the fourth time we've had to redo this take! STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!

2) Jeremie: ... Is that Sissi... refusing to kiss...
Yumi: Ulrich...?
Odd: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! IT's the END OF THE WORLD!!1!!uno!

3) (Announcer's voice) "The filming of the French Animated show, Code: Lyoko, was paused today when Lyokofreak members kidnapped several of the main characters. Their leaders, Sithking Zero and Taelia, have released a statement saying that they will be released unharmed once TB3 completes the second part of his documentary. Now for sports!..."

Bonus:


... You know, I hated most of this one, but I love number three for some bizzare reason.

EDIT: I can't make the picture show up!

[Stonecreek]

Sithking, your motivational poster is no longer showing up. Also, I'd like some more entries. I got 5 right off the bat, but than anada. Additionally, I would also like to host the next round, too - I want to see more motivational posters . Besides, my point lead has gotten huge.

[Pyro-Lord offline]

#1:

Ulrich: Odd, I've got to admit, this actually makes you look a bit weirder than in the later episodes.
Odd: Wouldn't it really be earlier and later episodes 'cause this episode is in the third season?
Guy in background: What's with them? They keep talking like this is just some show...though that might explain my huge right eyebrow.

#2

Sissi: So, anyway, for the tenth time I told her I was just going to...*continuing on for some time, then looks away briefly*
Ulrich: *snore*
Sissi: Hey, are you even listening to me!?
Ulrich: Huh-what?
Sissi: Oh, never mind, I'm out of here.
Ulrich *thinking*: I should act like I'm asleep every time she talks to me...

#3

Cop on left (Cop #1): Don't worry, kid, you'll be safe with us.
Jeremie: But, we don't need you to keep us safe...
Cop #2: Don't listen to him, all the mentally insane people say that.
Aelita: Mentally insane!? What the heck makes you think we're mentally insane!?
Guy in background: Hey, what's going on over there?
Jim (OC): And a one, and a two, and a *turns on a stereo then starts discoing*
Everyone else:

Bonus:

[Stonecreek]

Now Pyro's bonus pic isn't showing up. Durn it all! Anyway, I have 6 entries now, which should be enough to fairly judge this round. However, this shall stay open until Thursday, 2 pm CST in my wild hope that someone else will enter. So, last call everyone!

[Stonecreek]

Aw heck, noone posted, and my job called me in for two extra days this week. so, after the delay in which nothing amazing happened, I shall judge.

Caption 1
1. Lyoko422 (3 points)
2. Sithking Zero (2 points)
3. Wilkinson’s Restaurant (Malky) (1 point)
4. Carth
5. Pyro-Lord
6. Tangent128

Caption 2
1. Carth (3 points)
2. Lyoko422(2 points)
3. Sithking Zero (1 point)
4. Tangent128
5. Pyro-Lord
6. Wilkinson’s Restaurant (Malky)

Caption 3
1. Tangent128 (3 points)
2. Sithking Zero (2 points)
3. Lyoko422 (1 point)
4. Pyro-Lord
5. Carth
6. Wilkinson’s Restaurant (Malky)

Bonus Pic
1. Carth (3 points)
2. Sithking Zero (2 points)
3. Lyoko422 (Hey, I did something similar in Caption This!) (1 point)
4. Tangent128
5. Wilkinson’s Restaurant (Malky)
6. Pyro-Lord (bonus pic didn’t show up)


Funniest
1. Carth (pic 2) – 3 points
2. Sithking Zero (pic 3) – 2 points
3. Tangent128 (pic 3) – 1 points

Sickest (I was really hoping for some more sick stuff…)
1. Wilkinson’s Restaurant (pic 3) – 3 points
2. Lyoko422 (pic 3) – 2 points
3. Carth (pic 3) – 1 point

Most Random
1. Tangent128 (pic 3) – 3 points
2. Tangent128 (pic 1) – 2 points
3. Sithking Zero (pic 3) – 1 point

Negatives
1. Wilkinson’s Resuarant (-1 for pacepalmed in caption 1)

Totals for This Round
1. (tie) Sithking Zero, Carth – 10 points
2. (tie)Lyoko422, Tangent128 – 9 points
3. Wilkinson’s Restaurant (Malky) – 3 points
4. Pyro-Lord – 0 points

Global Totals:
1. Stonecreek (139)
2. Tekirai (100)
3. Carth (80)
4. Ghost Guest (75)
5. Malky (66)
6. Lyoko422 (64)
7. Tangent128 (42)
8. Jesus Freak (40)
9. Mewberries151 (21)
10. kamekai (20)
11. ODDCHEEZY (12)
12. (tie) Reesane (10), Sithking Zero (10)
14. AngelBolt (9)
15. (tie) Lyoko is Cool (8 ) MakeYourself (8 )
17. Blue Armor Boy (7)
18. Ulrich's lil bro (4)
19. Narikii (3)
20 (tie) Kita Keru (2) yumi ulrich (2)
22. ninja_ulrich (1)
23. (tie) Raven_613 (0), Pyro-Lord (0)
25. (tie) Shadowmask (-1) sentai (-1) jeremey56 (-1)


I would love to do next round as well, mainly to do another motivational poster bonus pic, but also because my leadis still huge, as Tekirai did not enter this last round.