Corrupt A Wish Game! Version Two!

[Asantewaalrus offline]

<s>IT'S OVER 9,000!</s>

Granted, 'cause you can't do anything bad to awesomesauce.

I wish for... a cookie. D:<

[Stonecreek]

Granted, but it's an Internet one, so you can't have it.

I wish for a caffienated beverage...

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. Here is a cup of lava that engulfed a coffee plant orchard. Drink up!

I wish I had a driver's license.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

Granted. But you don't get a car—here! Have a bus pass. >D

I wish there was more public transporation in my little hick town.

[Carth]

Granted! Your public transportation is a stegosaurus. Have fun.

I wish I was more creative.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. You can now create all kinds of invisible art.

I wish I ruled the world. This world, Earth, in the present day.

[Asantewaalrus offline]

Granted. Here's a ruler, getting to measuring.

I wish my mind didn't move a mile a minute.

[Rho offline]

Granted, now it moves 4 inches a minute.. Not terribly good.


I wish for mind control abilities.

[Slayer offline]

Granted, but you accidentally control your mum's mind and she kills you (im new at this kind of thing)

I wish that there was a season 5 of code lyoko that was better than the rest and only i can watch it.

[Carth]

Granted! But there is nothing else for you to do. Ever. <s>As punishment.</s>

I wish I could watch his fancy private Season 5.

[Slayer offline]

Granted, but your fate is the same as mine!

I wish that i never wished my first wish.

[Carth]

Granted! But, dammit, you started another paradox. Here, take my time machine, this can't come to any good.

I wish I could write the perfect fanfic.

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted, but it only lasted for a second. Now, it shall haunt you forever because you failed to write it all down, and thus lost an idea to the world of forgetfullness.

I wish I could get myself legit iPod Touches, Nanos, Classics, and Shuffles for free. Legally.

[Carth]

Granted! Apple has gone bankrupt. The only way it can get rid of its excess iPods is to give them away on the streets. It's not working.

No one's made this wish in a while...I wish, I wish, I wish for fish!

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. You get one fish. No, two fish! Red fish! Wait, I changed my mind. Blue fish.

I wish the songs from Dr. Seuss' The Lorax weren't stuck in my head. We watched the video of it in Environmental Science class today.

[Slayer offline]

Granted, but now you have the cat in the hat stuck in your head

I wish i was never able to get sick.

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted, but now you can never take a sick day. Ever. Plus, the government has heard about you and now sent out those <s>pathetic</s> MIBs to find you.

I wish I had a faster Internet connection.

[Carth]

Granted! It costs $700 extra a month. Plus questionable advertising.

I wish I had 6,000 posts.

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted! It costs $700 extra a month. Plus questionable advertising.

I wish I had 6,000 posts.

<s>I hate you.</s>

Granted! Thing is, you didn't specify which end of the number line you referring to, so you now have -6000 posts.

I wish that Con Ed didn't have to overhaul our power lines earlier.

[Carth]

Granted! They were never there to begin with.

I wish for happiness.

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted. It becomes a reality while you're looking at said questionable advertising from my internet connection.

I wish for the most awesome techno music ever.

[Jeremified offline]

Granted! You get Renard and his many aliases.

I wish for seven of anything.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get seven Halo installations. Each one of which has a diameter of several thousand kilometers and weighs probably several billion tons. Not to mention, they each contain hordes of space-zombie-parasites in stasis. You have fun with those.

I wish for the next poster to have two wishes.

[Carth]

Granted! I get A MILLION.

I wish to use six of my wishes to bring back the VAs.

[SilverPrince offline]

There is no force in this universe or any other that could make that happen. Sorry.

I wish for a high definition television.