Yo MAMA!!! jokes

[Jeremified offline]

Yo mama's so fat she BEEPS when she walks backward!
Yo mama's so dumb that she has to ask for directions to her own house!
Yo mama's so fat she's considered an eighth of the seven natural wonders!
Yo mama's so ugly she talked to someone she'd never met before ON THE PHONE and that person hung up on her!

Yay. Those were stupid. Don't remind me.

[Jeremie Lover offline]

Yo mama's so ugly she talked to someone she'd never met before ON THE PHONE and that person hung up on her!

Ok that one wasnt funny

[Yumi52Ishiyama offline]

These are some big ones I don't think you've gotten yet...excuse me if I accidentally missed them.

Yo mama's so fat that when a bus went by, she shouted, "Stop that twinkie!"
Yo mama's so fat that when she went in the ocean, the whales started singing "We are family".
-or-
Yo mama's so fat that when she went in the ocean, the whales were too ashamed to sing, "we are family."


Yeah...know those since third grade...

[Arcangel613 offline]

Yo mama's so fat that when a bus went by, she shouted, "Stop that twinkie!"

And when the bus finally stopped she got on and said,"Hey, wheres the cream filling?"

Your mammas so fat, last time she wore a red dress, kids thought she was the Kool-aid guy

Your Mammas so poor I walked in the front door and tripped over the backyard.

Your mammas so short, she did a suicide jump off a curb.

[Jeremified offline]

Yo mama's so boring, when she goes to parties, she's forced to go stand by the coats because she's too boring for the party. Some of the coats even leave.

[YDV offline]

Yo mama's so fat, that everytime she turns around she gets a welcome back party.

Yo mama's so fat, she irons her pants on the driveway.

Yo mama's so po', she found a half-dead AA battery and went "I GOT DA POWAH!"

Yo mama's so fat, she wore a red shirt and all the kids on the block went "Hey Koolaid!"

Yo mama's so stupid, that she got fired from the M&M factory for trying to separate the M's from the W's.

Yo mama's so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama's so stupid she puts lipstick on her forehead when she's trying to make up her mind.

Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yeah.. that's all I got.

Jo mamma so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, jo momma ran out with a spoon...

omg that one's hilarious!

[rachaelkawaii offline]

"Your mom's a deep question" - Angela

.....okay, if you guys don't find that funny....then it's just me being my perverted self again

[Jeremified offline]

Yo mama's so stupid, that she got fired from the M&M factory for trying to separate the M's from the W's.

! No seriously, I almost did

Yo mama's so fat she drinks Canada dry! (boos in background) (Canada Dry is also a ginger ale soda brand)

[Demonkiller offline]

Yo mama's so stupid, she'll look up in a rainstorm with her mouth wide open until she eventually drowns. (Turkey's do that.)

[X_A_N_A offline]

yo mamma's so cheap she showers in the rain. yo mammas so old she owes moses an appology. yo mammas so flat she's jealous of a book. yo mamma's so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and pissed herself. Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries. your mamma's so fat i tried to drive around her and got lost three times. Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please". Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved. Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back. Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed. Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
I have absolutely NO life!

[Jeremified offline]

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Just to let you know, the two that I quoted were already said... Oh well, who cares.

Yo mama's so stupid she heard elevator music and screamed, "ZOMG! VOICES IN MY HEAD ARE HAUNTING ME!!!"
Lol. That was probably the worst one yet.

[some perplexity]

Yo momma is so fat, she tried walking through the door, but you had to put a twinkie on the other side to get her unstuck..

..I have a feeling I totally butchered that.

[Jeremified offline]

LOL!
OOOOOOOO... ADMINISTRATOR... cool, a red progress bar!

Yo mama's so fat she needs a little more than a KING-sized bed... Hehe, that's the worst one yet, I'll bet...

[Demonkiller offline]

Yo mama's so cheap, she can't tip a canoe!

[Kita K. offline]

Yo mama's so fat she drinks Canada dry! (boos in background) (Canada Dry is also a ginger ale soda brand)

That stuff's good...

Yo momma's so fat that when she passes away, she isn't going to need a grave six feet under, she'll need a grave six feet wide!

*crickets chirp*

[rachaelkawaii offline]

Yo mama's so cheap, she can't tip a canoe!

......that's a great one!!!

[Jeremified offline]

Yo mama's so ugly, she did a headstand and everybody thought she was standing up normal!

*tomatoes, bricks, and random whoopee cushions thrown at center stage*

[Skipperdee offline]

So... I heard these at school. They're not that great, just so you know.

Yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mama's so fat she's got more rolls than a bakery
Yo mama's so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book

and that's all I have

[Darkborn offline]

Your Mommas so addicted to Japanese weirdness that she jumps on a steamroller and goes "WRYYYYYYY!!!"

(Click on the bottom one that says The World when you hover over it)

[Rory offline]

Yo momma's so stupid, she got locked in ASDA'S and starved to death!

[Darkness Incarnate offline]

Yo mama's so ugly she can't even get possessed by XANA

[Jeremified offline]

Yo mama's so boring that all she can do with a yo-yo is make it sleep!

[Rail Runner offline]

Yo momma is so fat she uses *insert interstate number here* as a slip and slide.
Yo momma is so fat that Greyhound chartered a bus just for her.

[Tom Bone offline]

If my dog was as ugly as yo mamma, I'd shave his @$$ and make him walk around backwords.

[Skipperdee offline]

Your mama's so smart, she ditched you.

I guess that's more of a burn to the child. Oh well.