Excuses for Williams Absence!

[Stargate offline]

He ran away to Neverland.

[CodeLyokoFreak91 offline]

Sissy took him into her room of doom

[Reesane offline]

Casey, Andy, and co. found him....

(What am I talking about, you ask? 'tis 13+, the explanation is...)

[Tom Bone offline]

Lock Shock and Barrel kidnapped him instead of Sandy Claws.

[Reesane offline]

four words: Barnie the purple dinosure.

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

He froze himself waiting for the Nintendo Wii

[2 the infirmary! offline]

He froze himself waiting for the Nintendo Wii

His head exploded due to attack of United Athiest Alliance...

[Sithking Zero offline]

He met up with the UXY fans and those of us who hate UXY angst...

They had to rely on dental records to identify the body.

[Darkborn offline]

Died for a Cup of Dunkun Hills Coffee.

[jeremies girl offline]

Jeremie told him that it was about time they "talked to each other." Ulrich waiting in room with pipe. need I say more? (mwahahahahahahahahahaha)

An ideal excuse is that his parents came to pick him up in the middle of the night. excuse done.

[Boss Tamsy offline]

Wait, who needs an excuse? Everybody hates him. They'll celebrate his being gone.

[Sithking Zero offline]

Trapped in a room filled with nothing but tofu. Starved to death.

[Lyoko_Nerd offline]

He was daydreaming about Yumi and fell off a cliff where charp rocks and rash waves where.

[Sithking Zero offline]

Tried to get into a "Who's more of a Bad***" contest with Darth Vader.

The chunks of him were mailed home in a box.

[CotS offline]

His ego got so big that he exploded.

[cuttyyumi offline]

he is in jail!

[360 Vision offline]

He snuck out to a movie only to be eaten by wolves on the Way there with only his chest and head left and then dragged off to a river and drowned by some Fans that hate him only to escape at the point of death when a Mountain lion picks him off and starts Chewing on him and drags him to a mountain. Then he looks around and finds the Still flying Sissi's Botan which knocks him out and when he wakes up he finds the wolves again and is chewed to Death. And this was all recorded by Ulrich who was watching.

[LadyLucy offline]

Lock Shock and Barrel kidnapped him instead of Sandy Claws.

That is awesome

Um...he tried to be a vocal major at LHU and was shot down....litteraly.

[HYDEfangirl offline]

He snuck out to a movie only to be eaten by wolves on the Way there with only his chest and head left and then dragged off to a river and drowned by some Fans that hate him only to escape at the point of death when a Mountain lion picks him off and starts Chewing on him and drags him to a mountain. Then he looks around and finds the Still flying Sissi's Botan which knocks him out and when he wakes up he finds the wolves again and is chewed to Death. And this was all recorded by Ulrich who was watching.

alll I got to say is this:O_0

[YDV offline]

He got mistaken for Genghis Khan by a band of time-traveling crusaders. 8D

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

He tried to launch himself out of a cannon to the moon

[2 the infirmary! offline]

>Got trapped in refrigerator, ate own foot. Now trapped in freezer, soon to eat other foot.

>Got lambasted in a negative campaign ad! Got 3% of votes with 85% of precincts reporting!

[360 Vision offline]

He Used this pick up Line on Yumi: "How about you let me be Jeremie and I'll Transfer Something ^^" (Sorry, I couldn't Resist)

And then Ulrich did horrible things to him.

[Sithking Zero offline]

Well, it's not widely known, but Jeremie has some canibalistic tendencies...


It's always the quiet ones, isn't it?

[Stargate offline]

He went insane after being forced to watch Dora the Explorer.