Lyoko Freak Code Lyoko Caption Contest Returns! (New Rules)

[Stonecreek]

K then...must find some good pictures...great pictures...

The best pictures in the history of pictures...

...!
CINQUANTE ET UN: http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/93_ret ... ur_377.jpg

Um...I don't know bonus in French: ...can't find one. BRB on this.

I can't remember Odd's parent's names...can you refresh me?

[ninja_ulrich offline]

I'm geting in early on this one.

1)

88 hours in the work it finally done. I just beat my Pacman record.


2)

Ulrich: Your head is bloated... its bigger then normal.

3)

Jim: Oh my god Aelita is naked......

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Bonus)

Aang: Why am i in such low qualitiy. ahhhhh my mouth is wider then my face. *mouth devours aangs face*

[SilverPrince offline]

CINQUANTE ET UN: http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/93_ret ... ur_377.jpg

>.> Those... are Odd's parents? Well... that ruins everything for me. However, all griping aside, can I enter?

[Carth]

Yesh! Of course! Don't hesitate! And stuff!

And those are actually William's parents. The dad is James, the mom...never had a name.

[Stonecreek]

Yesh! Of course! Don't hesitate! And stuff!

And those are actually William's parents. The dad is James, the mom...never had a name.

William's...Odd's...dunno how I got them confused. All I knew was that I didn't recollect their names. Now, if William and Odd were to become an item, then the issue would be moot, but that's getting off track.

[Carth]

Yesh! Of course! Don't hesitate! And stuff!

And those are actually William's parents. The dad is James, the mom...never had a name.

William's...Odd's...dunno how I got them confused. All I knew was that I didn't recollect their names. Now, if William and Odd were to become an item, then the issue would be moot, but that's getting off track.

I don't think Odd's parents ever had names, but then again, I skipped that episode...but like you said, back to captions.

[SilverPrince offline]

Yesh! Of course! Don't hesitate! And stuff!

And those are actually William's parents. The dad is James, the mom...never had a name.

Oh, thank god. Thank whatever god(s)/goddess(es) that may or may not be wherever they are. These captions aren't my best... ah well.

1-
Jeremie: And that, Aelita, is why they call me "The Hot Hacker"... Aelita? Aelita? Where'd she go? And why is there vomit on the floor?

2-
Ulrich: Odd! Yumi! Whoever you are, get your gigantic head off my pencil neck!

3-
Jim: YOU THERE, DOWN THE HALL, AELITA! I JUST REALIZED! YOUR HAIR IS PINK!
Mrs. Dunbar: Mine's green, so what?
James Dunbar: What are you, crazy? Pink and green are perfectly natural hair colors. My son happens to know a child with purple in his hair.
Jean-Pierre Delmas: Come to think of it, what kind of hair color is brown? Who here has brown hair?
Jim: Well, there's Ulrich Stern, and... uh... that Theo kid... uh... me...
Jean-Pierre: A jock who's always sulking, some unknown extra kid, and a fat blowhard. I rest my case

[Tangent128 offline]

Alpha:
Jeremie: After fighting XANA, taking out YouTube was a piece of cake! Now they'll never know what happened at the gym!
Beta:
Odd: Hey Ulrich! Is your heartbeat always this frantic?
Gamma:
Jim: Aha! She's an alien!
Alien-posing-as-human-mother: *gasp!*
Delmas: How'd you know?
Jim: Years of experience working for a top-er, rather not talk about it. That, and she's got green hair.

Bonus:
The Cult of the Glowy Eyes assimilates its next victim.

[Malkmusian offline]

Pic 1

Jeremy: Oh, yeah! I'm God! I'm the God of the Internet!

(Aelita walks in during rant. She hits her head on the wall)


Pic 2

Ulrich: Yumi? Yumi?

(Yumi is silent. Head falls off of body)

Ulrich: Now that she's dead, let me take a peek...

(Ulrich tries to lift up shirt, but Yumi roundhouse kicks him)


Pic 3

Jim: ...And Dunbars, we hope you have....AAAAAAH!!

(Jim has a seizure and shoots himself in the head. Nothing works)

James Dunbar: (to Jean-Pierre) What's with him?

Jean-Pierre: Oh...he forgot to take his Ritalin today, so he got overexcited and developed autism. I think William has it, too.

Mrs. Dunbar: *gasp* Oh, my. So we have to send him to that "special" school?

James Dunbar: No, we won't, Honeybunch. He's perfectly...

(William walks in and sees a stain on his dad's shirt.)

William: Daddy, get another shirt! Daddy, get another shirt!

(The Dunbars go into a room)

Mrs. Dunbar: I told you. Now clean my clothes.



Pic Bonus

Do not...and do not let Umjammer Lammy be the main artist for Avatar. That was just one result of many.

[ODDCHEEZY offline]

1. Jeremie: Aelita can you give me a foot rub?
Aelita walks off in a huff.

2. Odd: mmm Ulrich! you smell niiiiicccceee!
Ulrich: Get off druggy!


*sorry couldn't resist

3. Jim: I swear I saw it! The shadow smiled at me!!!
Mr. Delmas: Jim, That's your shadow.
Jim: But it smiled!
Mr. D.: then it's only peter pan's. Don't fret.

Bonus:

Ang: OMG! It's the new Tokyo Mew Mew!

Others go into fits:Where? Where?

[Kamekai offline]

1) Jeremie: The boys back home'll never believe this! On an unrelated note, Jeremie + ANONYMOUS = Ultimate pwnage. o_0

2) Yumi: Wait a minute... I just realized that our heads are inproportional to our necks, and actually shrink upon aging! Argh! I can't breathe! *Passes out on Ulrich.* Ulrich also passes out, along with every adolescent in the world-- Except for Jeremie, who had fallen asleep on his keyboard.

3) Jim: Look, over there! It's my finger! o_0

[Stonecreek]

#1
Jeremie: Well guys, what do you think?
Odd (OS, in Lyoko): Best. Idea. EVER!!!
Ulrich(OS, in Lyoko): Yeah, this is pretty fun...
Yumi(OS, in Lyoko): Why don't you materialize the Overboard? That'll be a blast to ride in this!
Jeremie: Can do! And how about you, Princess?
Aelita (OS, in Lyoko): Well, turning the Marabounta into a wave pool was a cool idea, Jeremie. But did you have to hire the Schypozoa as the lifeguard?

#2
Odd (in Yumi's body): Don't you just love my new shampoo, Ulrich?
Urlich: I bet you had fun going through Yumi's beauty supplies, cat-boy.
Odd (in Yumi's body): *ignores him* Here, get a whiff of this! *leans in on Ulrich's shoulder*
Ulrich: Mmm, honeysuckle! It smells great, Yumi, er...Odd, errr....cut that out!
Odd (in Yumi's body): *pouts*
Urlcih: I think they took the honey part a bit too far. Your head's sticking to my shirt.
Odd (in Yumi's body): Guess I'll have to cut off that shirt, then! Anybody got some scissors?

#3
Jim: Aha! Finally caught you two making out! Detention! *pauses and blushes* And I wouldn't turn around if I were you, Mr. Delmas, Mr. and Mrs. Dunbar.
Mr. Delmas: Why not?
Jim: *even more lengthy pause* Because it's your two children...
Mr. Dunbar: But that's impossible! Our William has been pining after that German kid...Ulrich, I think he said.
Mrs. Dunbar: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?!?!
Mr. Dunbar: Er, honey, I thought you knew...eh he he...
Mr. Delmas: *under his breath* And they wonder why my hair's gone grey at such an early age. I thought after I told her about her mother and I and a similar situation, she'd learn her lesson, but no...

Bonus Pic
Aang: Sokka, this stuff's great! I can see forever!
Suki: What are you doing, giving a kid that much cactus juice?
Yue: Oh, you're in trouble now. *cackles*
Sokka: *gulps* I thought it was a good idea at the time...

Oh, and Carth - what about a bonus picture? - Oh, never mind now. Great choice, BTW.

[Carth]

Oh yeah, forgot!

Just cause I'm out of ideas- http://screenshots.avatarspiritmedia.net/008/094.jpg

[sentai offline]

lyoko needs you, join use today

[Stonecreek]

Anyone else gonna enter this round?

[ODDCHEEZY offline]

I say 'no'.

[Stonecreek]

I say 'no'.

Then perhaps a judging is in order. Oh ~Caaaaarth...~

[Carth]

Did I forget again? D: Stupid Carthy. Well, it's closed, and judging...eh...yeah! It'll get done!

[Carth]

Double posting, because I can. All the ones after the top three are in no particular order.

UN!
Lyoko422 (3 points): I pity Aelita, I really do...
Tangent128 (2 points): So it wasn't Pakistan after all...
Stonecreek (1 point): ...no comment.
ODDCHEEZY: Would YOU give him a foot rub?
Malky: LOLOL
ninja_ulrich: Poor little time-waster.
kamekai: XD

DEUX!
Stonecreek (3 points): BWAHAHAHAHA
Tangent128 (2 points): OH LOLZ
Malky (1 point): Deliciously twisted.
ninja_ulrich: Isn't it always big?
Lyoko422: Little weak, but amusing.
ODDCHEEZY: OwO
kamekai: Unfortunateness D:

TROIS:
Stonecreek (3 points): Don't really get the last bit, but it is funny! :D
kamekai (2 points): OH MY GOD
Lyoko422 (1 points): Blowhards D:
ninja_ulrich: Nice try, but not much humor.
Tangent128: I say it's universe difference. But, yeah, it's aliens.
Malky: Uh...
ODDCHEEZY: I dun get it.

He didn't teach us how to kick:
Tangent128 (3 points): DO NOT BE A VICTIMS
Stonecreek (2 points): OH GOD I CAN SEE FOREVER
ninja_ulrich (1 points): Kinda creepy but whatever
Malky: Uh...lolz?
ODDCHEEZY: Kinda specificish...

Now for catergories!

LOLZ!:

Tangent128 (Pic 1, 3 points)
Lyoko422 (Pic 1, 2 points)
Malky (Pic 1, 1 points)

EW EW EWWWWWWWWW:

Malky (Pics 2+3, 3 points)
Lyoko422 (Pic 1, 2 points)
Stonecreek (Pic 3, 1 points)

ASLJGOHOHAOSJDOSDJOSPfjg:

ODDCHEEZY (Bonus, 3 points)
Malky (Pic 3, 2 points)
Stonecreek (Pic 1, 1 points)

NEGATIVES:

-1 to sentai, because I can't understand his post.

CONTEST TOTALS:

Stonecreek (11)
Tangent128 (10)
Lyoko422 (8)
Malky (7)
ODDCHEEZY (3)
kamekai (2)
ninja_ulrich (1)
sentai (-1)

TOTALS TOTALS:

1. Stonecreek (99)
2. Tekirai (79)
3. Ghost Guest (75)
4. Malky (47)
5. Carth (43)
6. Jesus Freak (24)
7. Mewberries151 (21)
8. (tie) Reesane (10) Tangent128 (10)
9. AngelBolt (9)
10. (tie) Lyoko is Cool (8) MakeYourself (8) Lyoko422 (8)
11. Blue Armor Boy (7)
12. Ulrich's lil bro (4)
13. (tie) Narikii (3) ODDCHEEZY (3)
14 (tie) Kita Keru (2) yumi ulrich (2) kamekai (2)
15. ninja_ulrich (1)
16. Raven_613 (0)
17. (tie) Shadowmask (-1) sentai (-1)

I pass the torch to whoever wants it. :D

[SilverPrince offline]

Oooh, ooh! Me! Me! I wanna do it! Can I, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

[Carth]

NO!

...

Of course you can.

[SilverPrince offline]

Alllllrighty.

Picture One: http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/93_retour/retour_137.jpg
Picture Two: http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/22_routine/Routine_179.jpg
Picture Three: http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/22_routine/Routine_321.jpg
Bonasu Pikuchaa: <s>COMING SOON TO A LYOKO FREAK NEAR YOU.</s> http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/c/c8/The_fifth_element.jpg

[Kamekai offline]

I'll post my captions later, but I've got to say I nearly died laughing at Picture 3. It's so... randomz0rz.

[Tangent128 offline]

1:
Eventually, the forehead issue came to public awareness when Mr. Dunbar could no longer fit through the door.

2:
Yumi: It's gettin hot in herre, so hot, so take-
Ulrich: *snicker* The cameras are running, Yumi...

3:
Jeremie: Nope, no Replikas in Australia. You can pull me back up now!

Bonus:
Guy: You gonna stand around there smiling, or are ya gonna rescue me from this Like-Like?

[Kamekai offline]

Bonus:
Guy: You gonna stand around there smiling, or are ya gonna rescue me from this Like-Like?

*Spits out coffee* Keen observation, Tangent.