Corrupt A Wish Game! Version Two!

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but suddenly Human society evolves to a point where self-defense becomes uncessesary.

I wish for precisely 1 metric ton of unmarked gold ingots.

[Carth]

Granted. 1 metric ton of unmarked gold ingots...have been donated in your name to reduce the national deficit.

I wish for a time machine.

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted. You get a copy of Mac OS X Snow Leopard, complete with Time Machine that runs at speeds about 50% faster than Leopard!

I wish for an already Hackintoshed netbook so I don't have to run out to the Apple Store tomorrow to get one of the last copies of Leopard.

[SilverPrince offline]

Your wish would be granted if I knew what Hackintoshed meant.

I wish to know what Hackintoshed means.

[Carth]

Granted- that's the only thing you know. Good luck breathing.

I wish I could find a device that could compress video file sizes.

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted - but now the CIA is on your tail for stealing that new, top-secret device.

I wish for a less annoying brother.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but now each of your parents are 50% more annoying.

I wish for leet photoshop skills.

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted, but all of your other skills have gone *poof*.

I wish for a spacebar that doesn't stick.

[Carth]

Granted. Now all your other keys don't work. Have fun with empty space.

I wish for a faster computer.

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted - but I don't think the government is so keen to have the IBM BlueGene 7 supercomputer suddenly take residence in your house. Especially when they were about to find the cure for cancer.

I wish for more things to wish for.

[Carth]

Granted! Start wishing for the oxygen back...but who says anyone's going to grant it?

I wish for the oxygen back.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. This man's name is Oxygen Smith, and his parents were chemists and very fond of the eighth element. You may now look at Oxygen's back all you want.

I wish for a dazzling smile.

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted, but now all of your other features are hideous.

I wish for a teleportation machine.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but you have to watch David Cronenberg's The Fly every day for the rest of your life.

I wish for nothing.

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted. Good luck breathing sans air... or a body...

I wish for every Leopard-compatible program to be compatible with Snow Leopard.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. Leopards and Snow Leopards can now rejoice in their knowledge of how to operate computer programs.

I wish for everything.

[Carth]

Granted! Have fun moving about your house, what with everything packed inside it...

I wish for some of your everything.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. You can have the boring bits, like Tajikistan and President William Henry Harrison.

I wish for enough space to put all this everything in.

[Carth]

I can't exactly grant that wish- you already have all that space, silly.

I wish our crazy BKO plot would work.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted.

I wish for... er, well... I already have everything. I wish for there to be more things for me to wish for.

[Carth]

Can't be granted. Everything is all-encompassing and automatic.

I wish your everything was gone so you could have some creativity in wishing again.

[SilverPrince offline]

NO! MY EVERYTHING! Mine.

I wish for TWO of everything.

[Carth]

Now I think you're just getting greedy.

I wish for a sandwich.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. You get Sandy, the Witch. She enjoys covering herself in roast beef, lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, mayonnaise, and slices of bread. Please don't ask.

I wish for good weather.

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted. You dog has been very good recently, hasn't she, Weather?

I wish for my calendar program to be done already.