Corrupt A Wish Game! Version Two!

[oddsgrlfriend offline]

Granted but it rains the entire time.

I wish to befriend the Jonas Brothers!

[Harold22 offline]

You befriend them. Then you forget them. When they are calling you a friend all the time, it drives you mad. You kill them.

I wish for the most Super-Special-Awesome-School-Ever with only my friends in it. Better than JHS in all aspects.

[jeremy0818 offline]

You get it, but then the school will run out of money and have to shut down.


I wish for a printer that didn't malfunction all the time.

[Harold22 offline]

Granted, it malfunctions most of the time (99.9999%) and runs of of AA batteries so they need changing every 30 seconds.

I wish for some drawing skill.

[jeremy0818 offline]

You get enrolled into a drawing class, you lose hundreds of dollars in order to take it.


I wish for my very own supercomputer.

[Malkmusian offline]

But Kraftwerk steal it to make their new album, "Computer World II: Electric Boogaloo"! It would suck, even if they worked their butts off.

I wish to make my own electronic lapels so I can give up the guitar.

[Harold22 offline]

Granted. Then they break.
I wish to be Emperor of the world!!!

[Phoenix Wolf offline]

Granted but you are assinated.
I wish for a new book

[Harold22 offline]

Granted, you get an old rubbish book, rewritten into something worse.
I wish for a machine which spews out a constant supply of cans of (Non-Alcoholic) Pear Cider.

[Phoenix Wolf offline]

You get fermented apple cider
I wish for peace and quiet

[Harold22 offline]

Granted, you go deaf and get locked away in a padded cell, usually 12 miles away from normal humans.


I wish for a Bugatti Veyron
Soooooo fast and stylish....

[yumi_shinoda offline]

Granted, and it was damaged when you sat on it.

I wish that Chin Chuan was my boyfriend, even for a day.

[Carth]

Granted. He beats you and does other things of a terrible nature.

I wish I could write fanfiction faster!

[Tangent128 offline]

Granted, but nobody will be able to reach your latest chapter before the heat death of the universe.

I wish for an AI written in PHP.

[Malkmusian offline]

But you get Slap! by Chumbawamba.

I wish to ride a nuclear missile.

[Harold22 offline]

Granted, you ride it to its destination. Next comes big boom.
I wish my internet was hyper-spped.

[ninja_ulrich offline]

Granted but it downloads the entire conent of the internet three times to your PC and it explodes.
I wish for a Chocolate bar.

[Armada offline]

Granted but it downloads the entire conent of the internet three times to your PC and it explodes.
I wish for a Chocolate bar.

Granted, but you're George Lucas (ewwwwwwwww)

[Stonecreek]

So, what do you wish for, Armada?

[phantasm offline]

Armada wishes for some motivation.

[yumi_shinoda offline]

Granted, but you're not happy with that billions of motivation.

I wished that my 'O' Level exams is 2 months earlier.

[Carth]

Granted. You're taking them...right now. Hope you brought your pencil.

I wish I had better Photoshop drawing skillz!

[yumi_shinoda offline]

Granted. You're taking them...right now. Hope you brought your pencil.

I hope not, Sure hope not.

Granted, but you're not certain that the drawing was yours.

I wish that my parents would allow me to drive a real cool motorbike.

[Carth]

Granted. You run it into a tree the first day you get it, and lose your legs in the accident.

I wish I could put a smile on the face of everyone on this forum.

[yumi_shinoda offline]

Granted, they are smiling at you when you are in a bad mood.

I wish that I can be brave enough to fight back for self-defense.