Lyoko Freak Code Lyoko Caption Contest Returns! (New Rules)

[Carth]

Next person who posts will be the next host and that's not me!!!

I'll try this again - I call next round!

Moo.

I was going to add something in the third about "we all strip down naked", but I wasn't sure how that would click with people. Ah well.

[Stonecreek]

Okay, let's get this round rolling. Deadline is next Wednesday (11-21, my birthday!) at around this time. And in case you couldn't tell, I thought Canine Conundrum was a goldmine for captioning. Expect to see more in the Caption This! thread when this round is over.

Pic 1: http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/86_kiwi_superstar/Kiwi_superstar_089.jpg

Pic 2: http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/86_kiwi_superstar/Kiwi_superstar_157.jpg

Pic 3: http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/86_kiwi_superstar/Kiwi_superstar_207.jpg

Bonus pic: Pick your own picture and caption it.

[JesusFreak offline]

1. Aelita: (singing)Dig a tunnel dig a, dig a tunnel. Dig a tunnel, dig a dig a tunnel what was that?Quick before the Hyenas come!

Jeremie *offscreen*; Aelita, YOU ARE NOT A MEERKAT!


2 Ulrich: I've got sunshine, on a cloudy day. When it's cold outside I've got the month of May...
Johnny; Ulrich is acting a tad strange yanno.
Sissi: He skipped ahead of this episode and watched the finale.
Johnny: ... What finale?
Sissi: Uh, I mean...that is...LOOKATALKINGWAFFLEBYE! *runs away*



3 Hiroki: I saw it Jim, ulrich and Yumi were about to kiss in the boiler room, when both of their faces struck a red-hot bar of Iron!


Bonus: Here is an albino polar bear in te arctic in an igloo painting a picture of the tundra:











THere, wasn't that exciting?

[Malkmusian offline]

Pic 1:

Aelita: I must find the shoes before the sun sets! I must...

Pierre: What are you doing?

Aelita: Kiwi buried my Vans slip-ons and my socks, so I'm trying to find those!

Pierre: Do you want me to help you?

Aelita: (mad) NO, BUTTFACE!!! I WANT YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE!!! I'M TRYING TO GET THOSE THINGS BACK SO I CAN ROAM AROUND THE HOUSE!!! I DON'T WANNA MESS UP MY NEW BOOTS!!! ALSO....my tootsies itch so bad...

Pierre: (suspicious) What house?

Aelita: JEREMY!! RETURN TO THE PAST NOW!!!

(a white bubble flashes over Aelita and Pierre)


Pic 2:

Ulrich: Aw, yeah. Yumi looks great in that position...

(Sissi sees Ulrich on the floor)

Sissi: JIM!!!

(Jim turns around)

Jim: Yes, Sissi?

Sissi: Ulrich's being a perv again!

Jim: Okay...

(Jim grabs out a taser and shocks Ulrich in the chest. Ulrich seizes and makes milk)

Jim: Ulrich! Why are you being a perv?


Pic 3

Hiroki: One time, I dated my own friend, Johnny, as a dare from both Ulrich and Yumi. I was bugging on them over at the Lyoko Freak Diner when Mewberries didn't give me my pancakes that come with toothpicks. Also, I watch The People's Court a lot and I can't miss one episode. If I did, I would have a fit on your porch...

(Yumi and Ulrich blush when the class laughs at them)

Ulrich: I remember when this class was only Sissi, you, and I. Now, Milly, Tamiya, Johnny, and that jerkface came here to work out to Richard Simmons' long lost brother.

Yumi: Yeah, those were the days...(in Edna-like voice)...THOSE WERE THE DAYS!!!!

(Windows break)


Bonus:



Kevin (trainer): FEEL THE BURN!!! FEEL IT!!!

Peter (chin-ups guy): I CAN'T, KEVIN!!! I CAN'T!!!

Kevin: But you always wanted to be a dancer, Tony Danza!!!

Peter: I'M NOT TONY DANZA!!! YOU ARE!!!

Kevin: No! I'm not even a personal trainer!

Peter: (cheesed off) WHAT?!

Kevin: But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express!

(Peter's arms fall off)

[Carth]

I really want to see the CT! versions of these...but that's a story for another day...

One

Aelita: SUPER AERITA DODGEOU!
*leaps to the side as mound of rocks falls from the sky...*

Two

Sissi: Hey! Ulrich, I certainly don't know why you're smiling, but I hope it doesn't have anything to do with the words "Yumi" and "offscreen"...
Ulrich: Ah, no. It's just that your legs are at an angle that won't keep you standing very long. You're going to fall over in 5...4...3...2...

Three
Hiroki: *to imaginary audience* Baby, when I think about you, I think about love...
Ulrich: Hiroki, if you don't stop being braver than me with your love intrest, I'm going to pound you.
Johnny: Yumi...I'm scared...
Yumi: Uh...uh...I no speak this country language! *runs*

Bonus

I'll be back with this later.

[Stonecreek]

1. Aelita: (singing)Dig a tunnel dig a, dig a tunnel. Dig a tunnel, dig a dig a tunnel what was that?Quick before the Hyenas come!

Jeremie *offscreen*; Aelita, YOU ARE NOT A MEERKAT!


2 Ulrich: I've got sunshine, on a cloudy day. When it's cold outside I've got the month of May...
Johnny; Ulrich is acting a tad strange yanno.
Sissi: He skipped ahead of this episode and watched the finale.
Johnny: ... What finale?
Sissi: Uh, I mean...that is...LOOKATALKINGWAFFLEBYE! *runs away*



3 Hiroki: I saw it Jim, ulrich and Yumi were about to kiss in the boiler room, when both of their faces struck a red-hot bar of Iron!


Bonus: Here is an albino polar bear in te arctic in an igloo painting a picture of the tundra:











THere, wasn't that exciting?

Hey JF, I can't se your pic. Oh, and if you're going with the no pic thing, it works a lot better if the person is using the white template for the forum. Seeing as I got the blue one, it doesn't work. You might wanna actually do a bonus pic.

[JesusFreak offline]

Okay, then I Here's a picture of Sonic the Hedgehog wearing a blue mask and gloves in the ocean, looking at coral.










THere.

[Carth]

Okay, corny as it may be, this is my bonus pic. La di da.

http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/87_pla ... ue_026.jpg

"Oooooooooooooooo...we're the boys in the chorus, we hope you liked our show, we know you're rooting for us, but now we have to gooooooo!"

[JesusFreak offline]

Okay, I found an actual pic.

http://www.editthis.info/Code_WIKI/Image:Kiwi_3.jpg

K2: Hey you! that's right, you on the couch! Is life passing you by? do you wish for success? My Master Xana has wonderful, relaxing jobs with an average pay.

CALL 1800-889 *crushed*

Ulrich: That's enough of that.
Yumi: (in fetal position) Make it stop, make it stop...

[Yumi Ulrich offline]

Picture 1: Aelita- Must Find Diary!
Grounds keeper- ?

Picture 2: Ulrich- (thinking) Yumi has pretty eyes!
Sissi-That Yumi is stealing my boyfriend!

Picture 3: Yumi- I am going to kill you when we get home.
Ulrich- (thinking) Yes! Yumi likes me. Raise the roof!

http://www.animeboredom.co.uk/Uploads/A ... 809962.jpg

Bonus picture: Yumi- Were did everyone go?
Jeremie- Yumi DO NOT turn around!

[Shadowmask offline]

PIC 1
Aleita:C'mon wheres my ring that Jeremie gave me.

PIC 2
Sissi:OH GOD HES HAVING A SEIZURE!

PIC 3

Ulrich:This is unbelievable I mean Jim is a gym teacher not the drama teacher.
Jim: OK everyone keep in mind when your doing the sprinkler try not to whack the next person in the face as I err... did to Sissi.
Class snikers
Odd: I see your point
Odd laughs
Jim:Odd shutup i'm trying to teach you essential moves!

Sir, next time, please put everything in ONE post. Thank you. ^_^ - Your friendly neighborhood mod system

[Tekirai offline]

<s>The pictoors are not workings atm. D: Meanwhile... (idk whether to link this or not but I'll see how much it destroys the page)</s> N/M WORKING NOW

#1

Aelita: What the hell? You were raking ROCKS?
Rake Guy: I raKe a lot of things. :D
Aelita: Riiight.
Rake Guy: Including people. :DD
Aelita: Uh huh.
Rake Guy: I like to do it up and down someti-
Aelita: I think I'll go now.
Rake Guy: Don't leave me alone with the <s>police</s> wolves... D:


#2

Sissi: Uh, Ulrich, if you're trying to peek up girls' skirts, that isn't gonna work...
Ulrich: 'Course it will!
Sissi: Yumi isn't even wearing one today.
Ulrich: I'm not even gonna lo- WAIT SHE'S NOT WEARING A SKIRT?! :D
Sissi: She's wearing pants, stupid.
Ulrich: Oh. ._.


#3 (I still love this screencap xDD)

Hiroki: I sometimes wonder why Yumi doesn't ask Ulrich out. I mean, he's a nice guy and would be perfect for her. There's been sooo many hints in the show so far to prove that, but everyone still thinks that Yumi will ask out like Ulrich or something. Although some think William would be better with Ulr- GAH CAN'T BREATHE
Milly: I think you're gonna kill him if you keep strangling him at this rate, guys.
Ulrich: Can't help, can't hurt.


<s>NOT</s> THE BONUS




Why Tekirai doesn't want people knowing about her Deviantart account.

[Stonecreek]

The pictoors are not workings atm. D: Meanwhile... (idk whether to link this or not but I'll see how much it destroys the page)

<s>NOT</s> THE BONUS




Why Tekirai doesn't want people knowing about her Deviantart account.

Picture links are wokring for me, Tekirai. BTW, two days left, people.

[Ghost Guest offline]

Pic #1

Michel: Umm... Aelita, what are you doing?
Aelita: There's a surprise room inspection so I'm burying my cannabis seeds here where no one will ever find them.
Michel: It's true what they say... being under pressure makes people stupid. Aelita, these see…*thinks about his sad life*
Aelita: Yes?
Michel: Never mind me... just uh... let me help you with that.

Pic #2

Ulrich: I don't feel so well. *falls to the floor*
Sissi: I told you not to take more than one of those blue pills a day. Hoy many did you take today?
Ulrich: Seven
Sissi: Seven!? Are you crazy? I'm surprised you haven't had a seizure yet!
Ulrich: It was worth it.
Yumi: No argument there.
*everybody stares at her*
Yumi: Oh yeah, what a shock, right? C’mon...

Pic #3

Just in case, this one is completely unrelated to the second caption

Hiroki: You can say whatever you want guys, but I know you two were doing naughty things that time you thought nobody was home.
Johnny: Not true, Yumi said they were only using her bed as the ring in a wrestling match they were having.
Milly: *To Tamiya* The poor guy still leaves cookies and milk for Santa every Christmas Eve.

Bonus Pic

[Yumi Ulrich offline]

I just want to say that today is the last day and can I have the next set?

[Stonecreek]

Okay, the round is over and the judging is as follows:

Pic 1:

1. Tekirai - 3 points
2. Ghost Guest - 2 points
3. Carth - 1 point
4. Malky
5. Jesus Freak
6. yumi ulrich
7. Shadowmask

Pic 2:
1. Ghost Guest - 3 points
2. Tekirai - 2 points
3. Malky - 1 point
4. Carth
5. Shadowmask
6. yumi ulrich
7. Jesus Freak

Pic 3:
1. Ghost Guest - 3 points
2. yumi ulrich - 2 points
3. Tekirai - 1 point
4. Jesus Freak
5. Carth
6. Malky
7. Shadowmask (not sure if the caption was acutally for the provided picture here...)

Bonus pic:
1. Tekirai - 3 points
2. Carth - 2 points
3. Ghost Guest - 1 point
4. Malky
5. Jesus Freak
6. yumi ulrich
7. Shadowmask (no bonus pic)

Most Random:
1. Jesus Freak (pic 1) - 3 points
2. Shadowmask (pic 2) - 2 points
3. Jesus Freak (pic 3) - 1 point

Sickest:
1. Malky (pic 2) - 3 points
2. Ghost Guest (pic 2) - 2 points
3. Tekirai (pic 2) - 1 point

Funniest:
1. Malky (pic 2) - 3 points
2. Tekirai (pic 2) - 2 points
3. Ghost Guest (pic 2) - 1 point

Negatives:
-3 for Shadowmask due to poor puncutation and grammar.
-2 for Jesus Freak, for run-on sentences and punctuation errors.
-1 for Ghost Guest, as he had one typo.


Scores for this round:
1. Tekirai - 12 points
2. Ghost Guest - 11 points
3. Malky - 7 points
4. Carth - 3 points
5 (tie). Jesus Freak and yumi ulrich - 2 points
7. Shadowmask - -1 point

Overall Scores
1. Stonecreek (77)
2. Ghost Guest (75)
3. Tekirai (72)
4. Carth (43)
5. Malky (37)
6 (tie). Mewberries151 and Jesus Freak (21)
8. Reesane (10)
9. MakeYourself ( 8 )
10. Blue Armor Boy (7)
11. Ulrich's lil bro (4)
12. Narikii (3)
13 (tie). Izzeban and yumi ulrich (2)
15. Raven_613 (0)
16 (tie). Lyoko is Cool and Shadowmask (-1)

If you have any questions about my judging, or spot errors in my math, please let me know, either through PM or on this thread. yumi ulrich, the floor is yours.

[Ghost Guest offline]

Could you please tell me what was the typo I made? It's not about the points, I just can't see it and it's killing me because I like to spell everything correctly . ^^;

[Jeremified offline]

PIC 1
Aelita:C'mon, where's my ring that Jeremie gave me.

PIC 2
Sissi:OH GOD HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE!

PIC 3

Ulrich:This is unbelievable- I mean, Jim is a gym teacher not the drama teacher.
Jim: OK everyone, keep in mind: when you're doing the sprinkler, try not to whack the next person in the face as I, err... did to Sissi.
Class snickers
Odd: I see your point.
Odd laughs
Jim:Odd, shut_up, I'm trying to teach you essential moves!

Sir, next time, please put everything in ONE post. Thank you. ^_^ - Your friendly neighborhood mod system

Pic #1

Michel: Umm... Aelita, what are you doing?
Aelita: There's a surprise room inspection so I'm burying my cannabis seeds here where no one will ever find them.
Michel: It's true what they say... being under pressure makes people stupid. Aelita, these, see…*thinks about his sad life*
Aelita: Yes?
Michel: Never mind me... just, uh... let me help you with that.

Pic #2

Ulrich: I don't feel so well. *falls to the floor*
Sissi: I told you not to take more than one of those blue pills a day. Hoy many did you take today?
Ulrich: Seven.
Sissi: Seven!? Are you crazy? I'm surprised you haven't had a seizure yet!
Ulrich: It was worth it.
Yumi: No argument there.
*everybody stares at her*
Yumi: Oh yeah, what a shock, right? C’mon...

Pic #3

Just in case, this one is completely unrelated to the second caption

Hiroki: You can say whatever you want, guys, but I know you two were doing naughty things that time you thought nobody was home.
Johnny: Not true, Yumi said they were only using her bed as the ring in a wrestling match they were having.
Milly: *To Tamiya* The poor guy still leaves cookies and milk for Santa every Christmas Eve.

Mistakes in red. Ghost Guest actually only had 4 mistakes, I'm surprised you were chosen as one of the poor-grammar people.

[Ghost Guest offline]

Actually the first one would not be a mistake since I wanted to leave "these seeds" unfinished. You're right about the rest. Ha... those corrections take me back. ^^

[Carth]

Ooooo...I had points.

So, is someone taking the contest? (I think i heard yumi ulrich say she would, but I can't really tell.)

[Stonecreek]

Could you please tell me what was the typo I made? It's not about the points, I just can't see it and it's killing me because I like to spell everything correctly . ^^;

You had 'hoy' instead of 'how.'

And someone, take the next round, 'cause yumi ulrich sure seems like she doesn't want to.

[Carth]

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH

Yeah yeah I know, I should show some enthusiasm.

...yeah. Here are some piccies.

UN http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/91_mau ... es_339.jpg
DEUX http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/75_cor ... te_328.jpg [size=0]God bless CL.fr.[/size]
TROIS http://img.codelyoko.fr/galeries/22_rou ... ne_326.jpg
Uh...HOWEVER YOU SAY BONUS IN FRENCH - http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/1 ... 36x700.jpg

[Malkmusian offline]

Pic 1

(Everybody is standing behind Sissi, while she sings the Canadian National Anthem)

Odd: Wrong country, Sissi.

Sissi: No, it ain't. Geddy Lee's here.

Odd: Oh, man. If Aelita was here, she'd go nuts.

Mr. Della Robbia: TRUE THAT!!!

Jim: Yeah, that's true.

(Suddenly, from nowhere, Aelita runs towards Rush and decapitates them while trying to get their autographs)

Sissi: (moans)

Odd: (skeptical) What do you mean? Why'd you moan, organic enemy?


Pic 2

William: I gotta get a good focus on this thing. Help me, Aelita, will you?

(Aelita straightens out the camera to many positions)

Aelita: This?

William: No...keep trying...I'll give you $21.

Aelita: Gee, that'd be swell!

(Aelita jumps into the Digital Sea)

William: Well, at least I completed my mission...

(Suddenly, Franz Hopper comes from nowhere and whips William)

William: I'm not a bad boy! I'm not! She did it herself!

(Franz whips Aelita)

Aelita: You wanna know something?

William: What?

Aelita: How can an orange orb whip us?

(Franz stutters and runs back into the Digital Sea)


Pic 3

Jeremy: Wow...the view's so nice like this. Finally, Aelita's free of XANA and there's no supercomputer.

XANA: Look behind you. It's Episode 22. Aelita hasn't been materialized yet, you fat cheapskate...

(Jeremy faints)

XANA: I was just kidding, okay? Jeremy? Jeremy?

(XANA stares at Jeremy's body)

XANA: Oh, well. I still have the rest of the gang, right?

(Suddenly, Aelita runs past XANA with Rush in a duffel bag)

XANA: Okay...time has passed a lot...a lot...I'm too sleepy...ZZZ...

Bonus Picture

(Tiny horse stares at tall horse)

Tall Horse: I should stop taking those steroids! They're making me look insecure!

Tiny Horse: Yeah, if that's how you feel, I just gave at the office...

Tall Horse: Did that make sense?

Tiny Horse: Heck no!

Tall Horse: Don't you say that profane language of humans! Here, we say even worse words, like...

(Aelita comes from nowhere with the band Rush in a duffel bag)

Aelita: Out of my way, horses!

Tall Horse: Don't be rude, vandal!

Aelita: I'm not German!

(The tall horse morphs Aelita into Till Landemann)

Tall Horse: You are now!

Aelita: NOOOO!!!!!

(Aelita wakes up in her bed)

Aelita: So it was a bad dream...so...

(The horses crash through her window)

Aelita: (in fetal position) It wasn't a dream...it wasn't a dream...it wasn't a dream...

[Carth]

Uhm...yeah...the new contest has started, people...

[Boss Tamsy offline]

Is it impossible for me to enter now?