Corrupt A Wish Game! Version Two!

[JesusFreak offline]

William's not my friend.


Granted, now you have a wacky stage name that you shall never grow out of.


I wish for a flaming ninja squirrel to go with Merriweather

[Carth]

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AND THE WHITE HOUSE BURNED, BURNED, BURNED...

I wish Thanksgiving break lasted a bit longer than it does.

[Reesane offline]

Doctor: The good news is that the frozen turkey the fell on you only broke your femur. The bad news is that the cast is staying on for another 12 weeks.

I wish I had cheese whiz!

[Jeremified offline]

Granted, but you have no crackers to put it on.

I wish Carth's wish would come true.

[Kamekai offline]

Granted. The break gets so big that Thanksgiving falls apart. Congratulations.

I wish that I could grow an afro with a 1'3" radius.

[Carth]

Granted! People throw pies at it from every direction. YAY

I wish I could tone down my comittments.

[mitchmcmichael offline]

They get toned down but there are 100000's more to come.

I wish Odd was my friend.

[selenia sweeting offline]

granted bt u cant sing very well(horribly in fact!!!!!!!!)

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sorry!

i wish for me to be level 110 on runescape!!!!!

[JesusFreak offline]

granted, your level 110 on the landscape of a Rune.


I wish for a death metal Banjo group.

[Tangent128 offline]

Zombies playing metal banjos it is!

I wish they made a sequel to Pokemon Snap.

[JesusFreak offline]

Granted, but its a bad pun. Aw, snap! (See? IT BURNS!!!)


I wish for Season 5!

[OddObsessed offline]

Granted, but unfortunately, it sucks horribly. (ZOMG it rhymed... sort of. No wait, it didn't. )

I wish the game my sister deleted wasn't... well... deleted.

[Boss Tamsy offline]

Granted, but the system will go nuclear in 4 hours, get 2 playin'
I wish that SHE(you know) liked me more.

[Harold22 offline]

Granted, she gets an obsession to stalk you and eventually glues herself to you.
I want....Starcraft 2!!!

[ninja_ulrich offline]

granted but its only in your dreams so you can't actually play it.

I wish to be a Ghost

[ODDCHEEZY offline]

granted. You get shot in the arm a couple million x's with bananas until you bleed out internally and die forever roaming the earth trying to find people with banana splits so you can eat them only to find out that you can't and spill it on your pants. *inhales deeply* whew! that was long!

I wish I could finally get my first kiss! I'm sixteen and some change and still haven't been kissed! (no Carth my breath doesn't stink!)

[Malkmusian offline]

Granted, but he's a-firing his lazars! (boom)

I wish Lammy and I watched Flash Gordon's Ape, which is today.

[ODDCHEEZY offline]

granted but the ape comes out of the tv and eats you.

I wish... I knew what to wish for. I've got everything a kid could ask for: great family, great friends, great house, great car, great singing voice... list is endless. Except for my health. That about sucks.

[Yumi Ulrich offline]

Granted........... Health gets better, but then you lose your family!


I wish I got straight A's in School!

[ODDCHEEZY offline]

granted, you got straight A.'s A for Aful conduct, Low IQ and just because!

I wish our puppy would stop eating and chewing on everything. My pj's are ruined.

[ninja_ulrich offline]

Granted now the dog swallows his food and other things whole without chewing

I wish for an uncorruptable wish

[Exploder offline]

Granted, but it can only be that Obama wins the election. so you lose.

I wish for a pizza.

[JesusFreak offline]

wish-ew. Never mind. Pete is kinda disturbing.

I wish for a flamethrower!

[ODDCHEEZY offline]

granted. you throw the flames and burn your hand.

i wish that relient k or rockapella could come to my city and that i was able to go with vip tickets.

[JesusFreak offline]

Not granted. You get DC Talk.

I wish for a asbstos gloves for my pyrokenesis.